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Dickspeak

Has everyone tossed away their American Heritage, Oxford and Webster dictionaries?

I hope the answer is yes, because the big, swingin’ VP has just launched his very own Dick-tion-ary to satisfy the non-curious viewers of Fox News, as well as the trouble-making readers of liberal rags such as the New York Times, LA Times, Chicago Tribune, Washington Post, Boston Globe, etc.

If you don’t have any questions, keep it handy for smacking liberals around, and stay tuned to Fox. If you are inclined to ask ‘why’ every now and then, this new resource will clear up any ambiguities that may arise as to Dick and W’s plan for America’s triumph over evil.

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