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Cartoon Caption Contest- Drawing by Greg Strid
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“Now, Mr Romney, how long have you been following the course of your campaign strategy?”
“Come on, Lift the lid and talk to me”
Doc, my life stinks!
1.” My mom constantly punished me for what she called ” using bathroom talk”
2.” I was always getting punished for potty mouth”
“I don’t know doc, I feel like my life if going down the drain…”
“Is it unhealthy to hate Taco Bell with such a passion?”
1. “So you really think the classic Freudian approach is the way to go for me?”
2. “I feel like there’s something deep inside me that needs to be purged.”
3. “Doc, do you ever get the feeling that you’re just being used?”
It pained Dr. Clownell to hear how his client seemed to think it was their lot in life to endlessly take shit from others…
“I’ve got to get my resume out there.”
And…
“I think what I really need is career counseling.”
If they only knew that it wasn’t water flushing their waste away, but my tears Doc……
“I am soooo tired of the view…”
“Just once I’d like a sincere apology from someone- anyone!”
“Did you say pissed on or pissed off”?
“I’m tired of takin shit from my boss”
‘She left me for some marble bidet gigalo from Italy…”
Sometimes I feel so dirty…
“I know… ‘but you’ve got to WANT to change…’”
Oh – those were two separate ones right above, there..
And I realize that I’m sort of disqualified from this competition…
Doc, I’m so tired of being dumped on!
“None of the super-models will date me because I don’t make enough money.”
So you say your life is headed down the crapper!
The White House toilet
“I don’t know what the problem is Doc. Maybe I just need a change in scenery…”
Doc, it really stresses me that the co-payment for these’s visits are draining me
Sometimes I think I just have inadequacy issues. My grandparents, you know, were just holes in the ground, and my mom up and ran away with the port-o-potties.
Doc I always have so much crap on my mind.
Doc:Tell me John, why are you feeling so flushed?
John: Doc, they just keep telling me that I am “full of it.”
Doc: Well John, you just need to “take the Plunge”.
I get so depressed. It’s like the sun never shines. ALL I see is the Moon.
CRANIAL RECTAL DISORDER – not just for politicians
No one respects me, I get all the crap.
…but thats not the worst of it… They have this cat…..
My life is complete crap. People dump everything on me in such heavy loads. I’ve seen more tail than Hugh Hefner, but, they’re all the same…They smother me and then flush away all my sanity.
Why do they call it going to the “John”, when my name is Kathy?
And the thing is Doc I really really like taking crap from every asshole I see…I think I need a new job
HOW LONG HAVE YOU FELT LIKE YOU’RE BEING CRAPPED ON?
Flushing out the truth
Doc! I have such an identity crisis. Everyone keeps praying to me as the “porcelain god”. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Doc, sometimes I cannot believe the stuff that comes out of my mouth.
It was so humiliating…I was removed from my home and put out in the garden to be used as a PLANTER.
“and after that, things just kinda went to pot Doc.”
I feel like crap
Doc! You gotta help me! I can’t take the dumping anymore!!! It stinks bad! caused me to flip my lid! I need my stinking job. If you help me you can dump on me anytime!
Which one is more full of crap?
Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining !
So tell me….what makes you feel everyone is dumping on you?
I’m tired of his crap
i’m sick of hearing about all his crap everyday
This job is not all that it’s crack-up to be.
It all happened the other day, when I got rear-ended.
” And I tell you that just scared the crap out of me.”
“You have a mouth like a toilet.”
I grew up a young toilet in the house of Andy and Bee Taylor. Bee’s large behind left me scarred with nightmares that keep swirling around and around in my bowl.
Poop and more poop!
“and then he reached for the plunger…”
“Would it kill them to eat a little bran every once in a while?”
“Tell me about my mother? I’m a freakin’ toilet – what’s there to know?”
“Ever Since me and the sink broke up, everything has gone down the drain”.
i guess it all started when this girl caught gonorrhea from me…
Doc, I know they’re gonna catch on to me. The water bill has tripled over the last few years. I admit I have Obsessive-compulsive disorder, but I’m only a 1.6 gallon flush.
“Now, John, tell me why you look so flushed this morning”.
I just don’t understand why everybody always has to sit on me all of time.
So tell me John. How does it make you feel to be evicted from your house?
Well doc. I feel like piece of shit. Can you help me?
This Duchamp sounds like a monster! What else did he ask you to do?
She sent me a “Dear John” letter!
Kudos to the great entries this week!
I guess Greg found something we can all relate to!
“…and then they got into a pissing match…”