This twisted little cartoon is in dire need of a witty caption. Submit a caption in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. (Image after jump.) I will be accepting entries until 5pm Thursday, Dec. 18th. I will select three finalists, which will be voted on Friday, Dec. 19th – voting will end precisely at 5pm. I will announce the winner at high noon Monday, Dec. 22nd. (Please submit only one caption.)
I will have a new contest for you to participate in next Monday as well. It may be another cartoon caption affair, depending on how creative I am this week. If the juices are not flowing, I’ll think of something else that will keep the masses from setting fires, like “best dog on toilet photo”, or “most amazing squirrel boxing video.”(I apologize for the cynicism – it’s really just my hangover speaking.)
If this turns out to be a success, I will be able to offer bigger and better prizes, such as turbo jet packs, one-way trips to the moon, or a foot massage by Sean Hannity.
I hope that this brightens your Monday and takes your mind off of the crumbling economy and the constant unearthing of crooks in high places. Good luck!
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“i, for one, see nothing wrong with the government bailing out the giant killer robot industry”
“That kid never finishes anything!”
Where is that boy? probably tinkering with his toys again.
Dang Boy, if you shake the leaves off of one more tree I’m taking away your oil allowance and I’m going to shove this rake somewhere were even your mighty Robot arm won’t be able to reach it! m04taes(at)verizon(dot)net
“If only I had the money to buy some kind of robot to do the yard work, instead of relying on child labor…”
Well, glad to see my property tax increase is being well spent in the school shop class.
“Man, my brother gets everything I want!”
why don’t you stop playing and help me now
i’m so excited my stomach feels all squshy
You’d think he could’ve given me a hand.
I swear, if that kid ever did one lick of work, he’d be dangerous.
why i oughta
using technology to fix messes made by technology doesn’t seem to intelligent.
Kids and technology these days!
Hard to “hand”le!
“The BRAIN, who never does any of the REAL work, ALWAYS wins!”
Oh, TROJAN! Are you horsing around again?
“I should of known that his playing with Transformers would lead to this!”
Maybe if he’d quit playing video games all the time he could do something productive with his life!
That boy is such a slacker. He’s never around when I need a hand.
I should have never given that kid the advanced Lego set.
“No my good sir, you rake the leaves”
jason@allworldautomotive.com
Gosh darn that boy. I’ll bet he’s playing with that worthless science set I gave him last year for Christmas….
IronMan The Prequel: Chores of Fury
I squeesh-eeya head…. muaahhhhahahaha
“DENNIS THE MENACE!!!”
where,s that kid get to now?
I can’t figure out where all my empty beer cans went…and where’s that boy now?
I gave him his first tool set for Christmas. I should have given him a lawn mower!!!
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Now where’d that boy go?
I will never EVER let my son use the power tools AGAIN!
Hi. I got a 502 gateway error earlier today when I tried to access this site. Anyone else had the problem?
Man, the future sucks, it sure isn’t what I envisioned. Rats!
“So many chores, so little time… how could this day get any worse?”
{Whirring sound in the background:}
“I am starting my own revolution!”
Look out dad, here I come.