My editorial staff and I have narrowed the list of cartoon caption submissions to five finalists – after another long and arduous fight, of course. (Finalists’ captions listed after jump.) I’m going through editorial staffers like a wealthy celebrity goes through spouses – but it’s well worth the cost in careers and emotions.
The five final captions are listed below:
1. “Yeah, I used to work on Wall Street, too.” From Dan.
2. “What kind of an A-Hole Club requires PANTS?” From Qwerty.
3. “Yo Aaanald, Can we hurry this up? I don’t wanna miss the Red Bull-infused champagne at midnight!” From Dane.
4. “Hey, A-Hole, let us in!” From Christina G.
5. “I don’t mind paying and showing my ID, but I ain’t giving Mr. Marine my pants.” From Jenifer Mancini.
Please vote in the “What’s Your Opinion” section, located in the center column, below “Recent Marbles” and a box of crappy ads. You have until midnight, Sunday (January 4th) to cast your vote for the best caption. I’ll post the cartoon with the winning caption inserted on Monday at noon, along with a brand new caption contest. I would like to thank everyone who participated – have a swell weekend.
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“Yeah, I used to work on Wall Street, too.” has my vote.
Hey, A-Hole, let us in.
Hey, A-Hole, let us in!” From Christina G.
Yeah, I used to work on Wall Street, too is my pick.
[...] Click here to vote on “A-Hole Club,” please, let’s get this over with. [...]
“Yeah, I used to work on Wall Street, too.” is my choice all the way.
Hey, A-Hole, let us in!” From Christina G.
Christina G. earns my vote!
“Hey, A-Hole, let us in!” From Christina G gets my vote
Number 5 is funny. It gets my vote.
“Hey A-Hole, Let Us In” from Christina G. has my vote.
all a holes come on in for the fun
“A-Hole is my favorite gay bar in San Francisco”