Commentary

Microsoft Cuts Jobs

1.22.09- It’s official: times are tough. Microsoft, the cash-rich software giant and bane of all who choose to think freely, plans to slash 5,000 jobs from its pool of eerily human-looking automatons. This marks the first broad layoffs for the evil software giant, and spells crappy times for the tech industry as a whole.

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