Here are the five finalists from last week’s Monster Divorce Caption Contest:
1. “Your honor, my client contends that they were made for each other.” – Steven Benson
2. “And so, your Honor, my client deserves to have full ownership of the couple’s monster truck.” – Beverly Justice
3. “They’re clearly incompatible! He’s AC,she’s DC!” – Joseph Perozzi
4. “Pitchforks, fire, and angry mobs….Frankie this, Frankie that. Your honor, my client just wants to make a clean cut.” – Wayne Roberts
5. “She stole his heart…and wouldn’t give it back!” – Bob Eichelberg
To vote, leave a comment signifying the number of your favorite caption – the polls will be open all week – until midnight, Friday, Feb. 13th.
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Comment #1 is the best… but where do I vote?
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Steve Benson gets my vote for his caption: 1. “Your honor, my client contends that they were made for each other.”
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number 1!
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I like #5 “She stole his heart…and wouldn’t give it back!”
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