Comments on: “Satan on the Couch” Caption Contest

By: Roger Deming

Roger Deming — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:07:29 +0000

Cheney would have made one hell of a Puriten.

By: Jesse Stewart

Jesse Stewart — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:29:04 +0000

Why are we here today Mr. Satan? Did you lose another pitchfork on Halloween again?!?

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Keep crying and you’re going to boil your eyes out. Boiled eyes aren’t covered under your insurance plan.

By: brett

brett — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:10:59 +0000

things just arent going as i’d expected, thanks alot obama.

By: His Fiancee

His Fiancee — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:04:11 +0000

Ok, just so’s y’all understand how serious we take this thing, Mr. SplendidMarbles initially thought “Don’t feel sorry for him. I gave him a blanket and patted his head.” was an entry in the contest before I was forced to take the Punch and Judy approach to his re-education.

I really do love him.

By: His Fiancee

His Fiancee — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:00:20 +0000

Don’t feel sorry for him. I gave him a blanket and patted his head.

By: Elliott

Elliott — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:57:12 +0000

And how do you think that made Faust feel?

By: Elliott

Elliott — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:55:46 +0000

I usually tell patients not to feel guilty about their actions, but this is slightly different.

By: Jessica Cline

Jessica Cline — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:54:57 +0000

“I know you that you feel powerless since Mr. Bush is out of office, but don’t worry, you’ll always have the oil companies…”

By: Robert

Robert — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:54:43 +0000

I’m sorry to have to tell you, but yes, your Mother is a circus midget and your Dad is a cow.

By: Lily Kwan

Lily Kwan — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:40:02 +0000

Mr. Satan if you want people to like you just be yourself.