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Sasquatch Family Cartoon Caption Contest
Mrs. Sasquatch has something on her mind.
It’s Monday, time for a brand new Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (Cartoon after jump.) Please type a witty caption (you are allowed two submissions) and place it in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, March 20th, 2009. I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, March 23rd, 2009.
Please take the time to vote on last week’s “Satan on the Couch” caption contest and break the tie in the “Man in a Bottle” contest that preceded it. They are all posted below; just click and vote for your favorite caption under each cartoon. (You can also see the winner in the “Gorillas in Space” caption contest toward the bottom of the page.)
There will be a new Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest starting at noon, EVERY MONDAY! Along with the new cartoon that needs a caption, you will be asked to vote on the finalists from the week before. (The winning caption will be announced for the contest that was voted on during the last week as well.)
Vote for your favorite caption.
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Vote for the winning caption below.
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Winning caption from Chris .
Just so you know, my fiancee and I take the selection of finalists very seriously – way too seriously. We try to selections both pass the humor and relevancy test. The first is completely subjective, and is consequently the source of many a domestic dispute. The second criteria, relevance, is a bit easier to judge, and therefore causes less trouble on the home front. (By the way, we love captions that are “way the hell out there,” but they should still be at least tenuously tethered to the cartoon in question.)
I post brand new cartoons, with my very own captions, every Wednesday at noon, and I have a new piece of fantastic commentary for you to read every Friday at noon.
While you’re here, sign up for my feed so you can get some of the best in original political cartoons and commentary.
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
Please note: I will send out an email on Mondays to remind you about the contest. I will NOT pester you at any other time during the week, and I will NOT share your email with another living soul – or organization run by the living. AND, I will take you off of the list as soon as you request to be removed – just send a reply email with “UNSUBSCRIBE” in the subject line. Thank you, and have fun with this week’s cartoon. (Please be advised: I reserve the right to remove comments that contain foul language.)
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Don’t let it bother you, son.. you’re just special.
Dear, I think it’s time we had a child of our own….this one is all grown up
I think it’s time we told him about the “adoption”.
Oh, dear, wouldn’t it be nice if he won the golden ticket?
I think he took the “gorilla gram” too far…
His choice of reading material may be a very ape-able during this hard economy new presidency.
Let him read dear! Our stocks are up.
“He’s taking personal banking to a whole nother level!”
Does Harry really believe that Stan is our child?
I am done with IVF!
I know George had to leave the white house but does he have to stay with us????
I’ve been thinking – this fetish has really gotten out of hand.
“I can not believe we adopted this savage!!”
I Vote for Sonny’s comment:
“I can not believe we adopted this savage!!”
Very funny!
Son, it’s time we had chat about facts of life!
I wish I’d never cheated on my Tax returns.
Submission #1 “Well, he didn’t get male balding pattern from our branch of the evolutionary tree.”
Submission #2 “I keep thinking if I block his light, he’ll move out.”
Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant when they told us too keep a close eye on our fiances.
Well, this certainly makes foreplay harder… but hey we never had that anyway.
“I think it might be time for little Greg to sleep in his own bed dear…”
I thought this would have been kinkier when you asked if we could sleep with our accountant.
You promised me that nothing or no one could ever come between us!
He has taken this failure to launch thing a bit too far.
Harold was beaten up after school today.
We’ve been pretending he’s not there for six weeks Frank. He’s still there.
There are no eggheads on my side of the family!
This better not be one of those cradle to the grave, relationships!
“Of course he’s yours, Frank. I would never be with a human. Everyone knows thats how you get AIDS!”
I said “Fore-Play” Harry, not “Forbes-Play”
Dont you dare mention getting a DNA test in front of Junior again!
“Earl…I’ve been tryin to make it work….but theres always been that money probelem between us.”
“Honey why in the world did you think you wouldn’t bald?”
Be patient, dear, it’s just until the housing bubble subsides, then he’ll move back in with the Yeti’s…
“So…is this gonna be an every night thing?”
We can add another room when the check from the Witness Protection Program clears…
You can’t hide here forever, Mr. Greenspan…
“I guess Harry meeting Sally tonight is out of the question”
“As usual you’re ignoring the 200-lb human in the room.
Just ignore it, man is a mythological creature.
We should really beware of the next fella that compares himself to Jane Goodall.
I think we need to stop taking in every stray that comes wondering into our neck of the woods …
we finally found one to read that forbes magazine !
“So he likes fiction… just let it go!”
“You’re the one who wanted to let the pet sleep in the bed!”
#1 He’s really not that evolved.
#2 If he didn’t have those thumbs, we wouldn’t need him.
#1 He’s really not that evolved.
#2 If he didn’t have those thumbs, we wouldn’t need him.
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
Don’t look at me like that! I told you, when you stop letting junior sleep in here, THEN I’ll stop wearing rollers to bed!
Submission #1: Honey, remember when we found Jr. and took him in all those years ago? It never occurred to me that we would have to take him in again!
Submission #2: Don’t look at me that way. I already know what you are thinking.
There are so many good ones on here! Can’t wait to see which ones you choose.
“George, I have something to tell you. George Jr. is not your son. He belongs to the banana delivery truck driver.”
“Well maybe if you learned how to be a little more discreet when you go out in the woods we wouldn’t have to kidnap a human every time you get spotted”
1. Are you sure he’s as good as he says he is… I see an awful lot of red numbers and minus signs on that page he’s reading.
2. He probably wouldn’t have as many nightmares if he stopped reading that magazine!
i thought u sed he was from our species
I’m one THOUSAND percent sure he’s your son! Look at da ears, look at da nose!
when will you find friends that are your own kind much less your own hight
Think he’ll go “Downtown”?
1. What do you mean your going to take me on the Maury Povich Show for DNA tests?
2. Honestly, if you guys were the ones who had to go through childbirth you wouldn’t be so anxious to have another one either.
well u always wanted somting that could keep us from having sex and this is wat i came up with
why is our dinner sleeping with us
“This is the BIG bonus that AIG execs deserve” Sorry Mr. & Mrs. Sasquatch
Anyone wanna play monkey in the middle?
Umm Honey, I know you mentioned finally getting to know the neighbors but this isn’t what I had in mind
I figured after all that hush money little Billy Gates would finally leave us alone!
love to have
“Either get rid of it, or start peeling your own banana…”
“Freud was right…’happiness is the deferred fulfillment of a prehistoric wish. That is why wealth brings so little happiness’…I want your Id back.”
1. ” Honey, I’ve been thinking.. I want our next adopted child to be from Cambodia! ”
2. ” So is the bailout plan going to fix ‘this’?”
Malcom in the middle.
“Did I forget to turn off the oven?”
Mrs. Sasquatch: “Honey, your the one who picked him as our realtor, now you tell him we’ve decided to stay put!”
The family that reads together evolves together.
“I just can NOT do the scene from When Harry Met Sally when there’s a critic in the room!”
All the professionals tell you that when you invite a pet to bed it interfers with romance.
“And you thought you had an identity crisis”
We should have got the puppy.
Mrs Bigfoot ” biggy dear its only for tonight.”
MR. Big ” yeah sure. what last night was just for practice?”
Well if hair goes up in demand like he says we’ll be able to afford another bed soon.
I don’t care what you say he has your ears….
When you said “three-some” I had a diffrent picture in mind but what the hell let’s get this party started!!!
1: “You’re always welcome in our home, son… but while you’re couldn’t you at least TRY to grow the beard out?”
2: “it’s never too late to go back to hunting and gathering school, son.”
You just had to eat his parents, didn’t you?
Honey,” Charles Barkley ran away again. This time he replaced himself with that Dick Vitale character and he looks scared!”
I told him not to invest in Curling Irons.
MRS S.
“The day we brought him home I never thought about grandchildern”
I would like a paternity test.
You just had to breast feed him till he was twelve.
“Listen Bruce, if this creepy guy makes us wear these perverted gorilla suits one more time, forget the money, I’m outta here!
He’s obviously from your side of the family.
Or…..I thought you gave him a big bonus with that free handout you got from the President.
” I said a threesome with two hairy bears and look what I got!”
” They seem pretty tame to me “.
It’s nice the government gave us a loan to buy this house, but the government oversight program leaves something to be desired.
“It wasn’t until his fiftieth birthday that Frank began to suspect he might be adopted.”
“But Honey, they told me to treat our insurance agent like a part of the family!”
my wife will never belive this excuse!
Harry I think it is time for Mr. Henderson to go back to his wife and try to work it out.
I understand that you don’t want any more kids, but is this necessary…
Ever since he started reading it…our finances have evolved.
OR
Being in bed with a banker isn’t my idea of a good time.
Shhh, now it’s pretending to read
I really hate the name Chewbecca.
“Dear, little Madoff just needed a place to stay during the hearing…but he’ll be staying for breakfast (mwhooha)”
Ive heard about Middle of the road but not middle of the bed!?!
I know you want to experiment but this is not what I had in mind.
or
Call me crazy but when you brought up adoption I didn’t think Richard Jenkins.
He’s not just a animal, he’s a member of our family.
Thank goodness we are in San Fransisco or nobody would understand this relationship.
Listen, Mr. Jones, I tolerated your insulting “Big Foot” theory and even let you take our picture. This is just ridiculous!
Is that a banana or ?
Our sex life has really gotten out of control!
If he stays here until the stock market goes up, I’ll file for divorce!
“Let me get this straight: “The House of Mirth”,”White Fang” and a dildo between us!”
Dear, I’ve heard of having a monkey on our back but this is ridiculous!
No. 1 Okay….THIS is awk-ward!
No. 2 Okay, this is ridiculous! Tomorrow, I’m calling Maury and having this settled once and for all!
I don’t why you read such trash. You should be more like Jr. He’s going to take me out of this place someday!
Do not purchase anything from scam, rip off artist Fank Cromer