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Flying Cavemen Cartoon Caption Contest
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Oh my God – it’s Monday again! But, do not despair because it’s time for a brand new Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (Cartoon after jump.) Please type a witty caption (you are allowed two submissions) and place it in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, April 24th, 2009. I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, April 27th, 2009.
This cartoon was created with the nightmare that air travel has become in mind. I’ve heard of so many horror stories occurring at 35,000 feet that I just had to respond with a cartoon – my weapon of choice. Ever since air travel became cheap and available to the masses, which, by the way, coincided with a severe deterioration in civil behavior, stories of bizarre, rude and in some cases criminal conduct started to become much more common. I don’t know what this caveman did to upset the flight attendant and terrify the poor man sitting next to him. Maybe he didn’t do a thing, and it’s just another case of a collision of cultures that causes reactions born of misunderstandings as opposed to ones resulting from actual offenses. Enough of my ramblings, just have fun!
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Time to vote for your favorite caption!
Loading ...And here’s last week’s winner of the Alien Affair caption contest:
Winning caption comes from Peter Hepburn.
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Larry slightly misunderstood the concept of The Mile High Club
Finally, after years of anticipation, the mastermind behind the Geico “So easy …” campaign was confronted.
“I’ll say it just one more time, sir—Neanderthal Class passengers sit in rows 45 to 50. Now PLEASE follow me!”
Stop staring at my cleavage you Neanderthal, or I’ll use that club on you!
I’m SORRY sir, but all carry on item MUST be able to fit in the overhead compartment!
Not a Caption, but what airlines have have staff dressed like that? I wanna fly their friendly skies.
Mel Gibson is getting less and less subtle about what he thinks we should do to handle the Jews.
Sir please cross your legs, you’re showing brain.
Flying First Class…
So Easy a Caveman can do it!!!
I don’t care if you are Joaquin Phoenix..YOu should have checked that at Boarding
“I`m sorry Mr Flintstone, club class is further back.”
Well sir, apparently this gentleman feels that what happened in Vegas didn’t have to stay in Vegas.
You must be the new air marshall.
Thanks – I’m going to have to burn that seat once you get up
If your interested .I’ll give you the number of the guy that Man-scaped Me
Hi, I’m Donna! I want to suck you off
And bahaha Lynn Batey when it asked your to write your website you wrote the one you’re on right now
So, your the new homeland security cabinet member Obama picked, I hope you have paid your taxes. Do you really think you can protect America with just that club?
Although Donna made no secret of her digust, Wendell rather enjoyed sneaking peeks at the nipple in seat 2A.
thought it meant fory outo write the website you found the comtest on ..I dont have a website
Hey Big Boy you going clubbing in Vegas…
Excuse me, Trog! I’ll have to ask you to flush next time and not throw your feces about the cabin!
Donna pondered…”I may have forgotten a bra, but at least I remembered to shave MY chest.”
“I’m sorry sir, but this is a no-cowering section.”
“Does that thing vibrate?”
Mr. Smith quietly alerted Donna as he recognized the man is seat 12A from the wanted picture in the paper
“The club is fine, Sir, just don’t ever wear a turban.”
Not a caption
“Flying first class, so easy a caveman–”
“If you finish that sentence, I swear to GOD you will regret it.”
“Club soda will take that stain right out.”
DWR…Already DONE READ ABOVE
May I see your ticker Sir, I think your in the wrong seat.
Note to readers:
RUSS has the winning caption:
“So easy, a caveman can do it.”
What do you think this is? A GEICO commercial!!!
“I shaved by whole body trying to look like Arnold, then they told me I’d have to shave the beard!”
Excuse me sir, but there appears to be a bit of meat still left of the bone there and our policy clearly states ‘No outside food or beverages.’
What? I’ve got the shirt..I’ve got the shoes.. The sign didn’t say a thing about pants!
I’ve been flying the friendly skies long enough to know who the trouble maker is going to be…
Hey you! Get your feet out of the seat. Are you some kind of savage?? Sorry mr cave man, can I get you anything?
I may be a little older than some of the attendants, but at least I’m not older than fire…
See? It pays to let your frequent flier miles accumulate!
Grog fondly remembered the good old days when all you needed to “get the girl” was a well-placed club to the head.
“Hey mister, is it cleavage or cavemen you are afraid of?”
NO SIR! I am sorry. If your club does not fit in the over head compartment, I am going to have to check it to your final destination!
Excuse me sir, but that gentlman would like his peanuts back.
“Alright sir, I’m already half undressed and I haven’t got all day here. Did you want to know what the mile high club is or what?”
Donna had sworn she’d seen everything in her 20years with StrippAirways. She would now be amending that statement.
Ug knew he’d probably get caught sitting in first-class with a Cro-Magnon ticket.
“Does this get your rocks off, Mr. Stone Age?”
“What are you doing back here in coach, Janet Jackson?”
“Yes, the ostrich leg is kosher.”
Barry suddenly felt foolish as he realized he had misunderstood his frequent flyer club status
“well sir, I don’t care how long you say you had to wait for this flight, …you still need to buckle your seat belt”
Flying 1st Class has given cavemen a little extra around the middle…
Showing me your man boob will not get you out of this one…
WOMAN…GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
I don’t care if you invented fire, no clubs on the plane.
Quit playing around Captain and get back to the cockpit.
“Sir. I’ve had several complaints of a terrorist on the plane. I’ll have to ask you to remove your beard.”
“So tell me Mr Ugg,just how long was your flight delayed for.”
“When you asked if you could bring your club on the plane, I thought you were talking about a sandwich.”
“Last AIG exec returning from retreat”
I have had it with these monkey-fighting cavemen on this monday to friday plane!
Caveman comment once more my shirt, me make big smash smash in you face face. Got it?
I completely understand. This economic crisis makes me wanna fly to alaska and refreeze myself as well.
(Slight correction for my second entry)
I’m SORRY sir, but all carry on items MUST be able to fit in the overhead compartment!
1) Soooo, you haven’t seen my show on NBC?
2) MMMMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEE PPPPPEEEEEEAAAANNNNNUTTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of cleavage is not a problem, but we have a strict “No Nipple” policy on this flight.
THERE…THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SHOW YOU…NOW GIVE ME THE CAPTAINS LOG…
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO FLY UNITED. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BUTTONS, YOU CAVEMAN…
Aggravating the flight crew and those around you… So easy a caveman could do it.
Caption#1:
The caveman gets it
Caption#2
Attack on the caveman
Didn’t anyone ever tell you to say, “no” to drugs?
Sorry sir. We don’t carry razors on the plane. I guess you’ll have to shave your chest some other time.
Sorry Sir, “Land of the Lost” extras are in coach.
A new generation of AlQaida terrorists proved that the US had indeed bombed them back to the stone age.
“After the Bush Administration, even Obama had to switch to Geico”
“I’m afraid that is one too many carry on’s, I’ll have to check that for an additional $50. Now did you say you wanted a blanket for $20, or a pillow for $15?”
# 1
“Don’t even say GEICO!!!
#2
Stewardess says”MM sir, you need to put that club away”
Caveman” I’m looking for that damn gecko.”
“Pleeeaaaase don’t tell me you want a ‘club-soda-pop’…”
“Sir,please dont shave your nipple,the guy next to ya is looking with great anticipation and is chairman of the mile high club!!”
” Ug refuses to leave the plane until the airline finds his luggage!!”
What you going to do club me over the head and drag me to your cave.
I got great news ! I just changed my insurance to gieco and save enough money to buy this ticket.
The Caveman — The New and improved terrorists…
Wait a minuet I though this was a time machine..
This wise guy is trying to tell me that’s his neck pillow.
Call back for ABC’s comedy Caveman
Please miss button up, this is a classy flight
Coffee, tea, er uh… raw fish?
“Are you overcompensating for something with that club?”
“Stay in a Happy Place , stay in a HAPPY PLACE” ….. Just once I’d like to really tell passengers where they can check their oversized luggage!!!!!!
If I owned this airline I would carry that around too…. I wonder if it comes in a designer size???
What do you think this is… Hooter Air?
Sure, we have a 24 hour layover
“Fly with Geico, for a limited flight only with delta airlines”
“Mr. Geico, what would you like to drink today?”
okay who invited the ape man in here?
Do you have your ticket Sir,or whatever you are.
Ah … I see you have a frequent flyer club.
Hey you with the paper. Put your feet on the ground and act more civilized like the gentleman next to you.
“It’s not GEICO. It’s GECKO! I do work for the competition and I’m happy to prostitute myself for American greenbacks!”
“Sir, for the last time, your choices are peanuts or pretzels – no mammoth jerky.”
No sir, you do not have to hunt for your food. Everything is cooked and served to you on a tray.