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Packing Cat Cartoon Caption Contest
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It’s time for another Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. I’ve got another original cartoon in dire need of a warped caption. (Image after jump.) The rules are simple: just type a witty caption (you are allowed three submissions) in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, May 29th, 2009. I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, June 1st, 2009. So please have at it, hold nothing back, show no mercy – but if you feel the need to use foul language, I sternly request that you save it for the freeway.
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Time to vote for your favorite caption.
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Winning caption comes from Bernie S.
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“You can stop packing, Mr. Fluffy—I promise to take the new puppy back to the store!”
Fine! Take what you will, but the Cat Stevens albums are mine!
Its cute when my wife threatens to leave, she turns into a real pussy.
“I did not hide your catnip in my suitcase, so you can stop looking!”
Was it something I said?
Tell your mother I said, “Hello”
Sammy I said let’s take a ride on the scooter….. Not Neuter…
“Okay, who let the cat out of the bag?”
Rick watched in horror as Mittens deftly placed the bloody mouse into his suitcase. Was it love, or something far more sinister?
Dude.
You’re killing me, you have NO opposable thumbs.
Give it up!!
do you know what they do to cats where im going? i would sit this one out if i were you!
I know the agreement we had and I’m sorry about the Tender Vittle, but the coupon was for 9 LIves…..
hmm..and I suppose this time you’re “really” going????
Alas, the true meaning of “Cat Burglar”.
I’m not back 10 minutes from vacation and you can’t wait to see what I brought you …
I saw a story on the news about a cat crossing the border this way. They never saw him coming. Trust me.
I already told you, if the gays can get legally married, so can we, there is no reason to leave.
“I don’t remember ever having a cat…”
A meeting for the Obsessive Compulsive?? This is too perfect! Let me just add some of my own special flair to your clothes. They’ll flip! Oh how I wish I could be there to see it. Promise me you’ll take pictures?
When I told my friend that my wife’s pussy stinks, I wasn’t talking about you! (sorry, couldn’t resist)
If I was a dog you would come home much sooner.
The potentially devastating results of a “catfight.”
“Ok, you caught me: I have another cat uptown.”
im sorry for saying your no Garfiled,
“Hiss all you want. I’m still leaving.”
“You only have one of your nine lives left… This could be goodbye forever… Why won’t you talk to me about this?”
“Stop sulking and thank your lucky stars you never had Rhinoplaster plastic surgery.”
ok,it’s my X box, but it’s not set for only me to win,
Tinkerbell’s leaving was “cat-a-stroph-ic” for the Smith family…
“What I wanna know is did you honestly think you could eat “Tweety” and we wouldn’t notice?”…
“Keep that up and we can make it your pine box!”
“WTH, Benicio Del Toro is playing me in the new Three Stooges movie?!?”
Already forgot what happened the last time you tried to sneak catnip through Customs?
John realized he didn’t purchase a black market tiger cub shortly after unpacking.
“I’m going to count to 3…”
“Oh man! Shoot, shoot, shoot!!! Have you seen the bell my mom got me for Christmas?!?!”
Jacque began to realize that even the ‘Planet’s Funniest Animals’ have responsibilities; so he sighed and continued to pack.
Just another crazy cat trying to exist in the reality of hearing Twitters going off everywhere.
Disillusioned with the California Supreme Court, Steve and Mr. Kat pack for their
wedding in Massachusetts.
Please don’t leave me! The band’s gonna make it!
I know they’re your clothes but I need something to sleep on, don’t I?
“You don’t have to run away… You can walk”
I know it smells fishy in here, but, honestly, I did not bring you any herring.
“You can’t have your deposit back!! It’s not my fault you didn’t know what a Cathouse was before you booked your room.”
“I know it might seem harsh that I’m kicking you out of the apartment, but don’t worry, you’ll land on your feet. Cats always do apparently.
“Honey, I believe the cat has found your vibrator!”
Who is he? I’ll bet it’s the milkman.
Wait a min!! Since when do you read?
That’s right, I said it….I did not like it in the room, I did not like it with a BROOM!!
Fine! If you stay we don’t have to get a dog.
No I did not pack your Nintendo DS so stop looking
I said no more catnip! It is off to rehab!
That’s MY copy of Catcher In The Rye!!!!!
“will you be back for dinner?”
If you walk out now, I don’t want to catch you around my garbage in the morning!!
“I know you’re partial to stripes, but plain dress shirts look more professional.”
meows are better than your woofs
The Disney free dining plan does not mean you get to eat the big mouse.
I don’t think airport security will let you bring the catnip…
All I need is this shirt. That is all I need. All I need is this shirt and these books. That’s all I need.
I DONT CARE WHAT HILLARY SAID THERES MORE THAN ENOUGH PUSSYS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Oh and I’m suppose to believe your really cat woman?
Is this because I never thanked your for that half-eaten mouse you left in my slipper?
Oh THAT’S how it is, huh?! YOU can have a bird for a pet, but I can’t have a dog?!
remembering his last little “visit to the vet”, Frisky tried to smuggle a turd into Larry’s carryon. Oh well, one life down, eight more to go.
Larry actually trained his cat to pack for him while he sang opera.
It is a one-night trip!! I am not going to forget you, stop putting fur on my cloths to remind me of you.
“What happens when you dont please your pussy….”
I’m packing for Americas Next Top Model, I’m a killer on the catwalk
I just want you to know that I’m asking for full custody of the kittens.
1. Are we so different, you and I? Aren’t we just two sides of the same coin?
2. Why are you packing my things?
3. Well, you’re the damnedest bellhop I ever saw. What’s with this hotel, anyway?
Hold it. That stuff in the bag is not cat nip!
It seems that LOL stood for Leaving Out Larry.
1. Evidently cats don’t have the memory of an elephant or you’d remember what happened the last time you packed yourself in my suitcase!
2. Packing my suitcase for me? Have you got plans while I’m away?
I’m telling you no matter how hard you try to hide it, the airport security will still find your catnip!
1. Can I help it if those stripes make you look fat?
2. The wife left 10 minutes ago. If you hurry you can catch up to her.
3. No – It’s “the cat ran away with the SPOON, not goon”!
After two weeks with no kitty treats, Toonces the Driving Cat not only packed his bags but also skillfully managed to pilfer Charlie’s car keys.
….And Peter Griffin thinks he has it bad…..
Fine! Leave! See if I care!
Of course we love you…what difference does it make that you’re adopted
Honey, I think we have someone else’s luggage!
Tom is desperately searching for his traveling companion Jerry
I told you I was sorry!!! Stop being such a pussy!!!
did you pack my grand theft auto chinatown shirt?
Warren worried that Felix would find the donkey photos before he could slam the lid shit.
Isn’t this a bit dramatic? You have the run of the house.
Go on, then. Run away. I want to see if that fancy pet tracking collar actually works!
Patience and preparation are important when traveling with a pet. Morris knew this and made sure his human, Dale, had everything he needed. Even so, Dale would sometimes whine become agitated before adjusting to new surroundings.
Patience and preparation are important when traveling with a pet. Morris knew this and made sure his human, Dale, had everything he needed. Even so, Dale would sometimes become agitated before adjusting to new surroundings.
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“We had to get the only cat in the world with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder!”
A little feline irony: He thinks he’s the cat’s pajamas; she thinks he’s the pussy!
Oh so it’s off to Hollywood again Fluffy? Well don’t come crying back here again like you did after the Cat in the Hat auditions.
Wait a minute! You can’t stand the smell of MY bathroom?
I haven’t been home five minutes and you’re already searching my clothes for another cat’s fur!
I swear, those cat hairs did NOT come from the cat down the street! I must have left my jacket somewhere! Please, don’t go!
OK – I’ll scratch your belly.
“Fine be that way, I never expected this relationship to go anywhere anyways.”
Devastated over losing the role of Puss ‘N Boots in the latest Shrek sequel, Tigger packed away his costumes and his scripts … for good.
WAIT!!! It’s my house…you leave!!
Now there’s nothing wrong with my new girlfriend Xiang Lee. That is a stereotype, and you’re being racist cat.
I can’t believe you’d even suggest something as disgusting as that!
Don’t let the cat door hit you in the ass on the way out.
That’s my hash you smell, not catnip. You need professional help.
1)When my wife said “I am allergic to the cat, one of us has to go” that meant you! I can’t throw her out, now put her clothes back!
2)Freddy I told you 10 times that it is safe that Mr Vick is our new neighbor, it is dog’s that he doesn’t play well with! Please stay!
Catcha!
It’s not you, it’s me.
Don’t leave yet..I just found out that they’ll legalize our marriage in California.
Before you leave, at least clean out your litter box.
Hey, that’s not a scratching post you’re packing!
a – You’d better leave the catnip, there’s no way you’d make it through security.
b – How many times have I told you to keep off the bed?!
“OH NO YOU DIDN’T! You came to this house with nothin, you leave with nothin!”
“You can leave, but I want the collar back!”
“I hired you to catch mice, not to eat lasagna and watch cartoons.”
You ca’ reave if you wa’oo, but prease give me back my toungue!
Okay, I’m impressed so far … but let’s see you get it out the door, Ziggy!
I told you, there’s no Mouse Trap!
What the hell?! When I said “I like cats, I just can’t eat a whole one by myself” you KNOW I was just joking!
Miss Poohtanella finally decided she’d had enough of Mr.Greg and his promises of taking her to Sea World.
Come after me, *#@!
I don’t get it, you’re moving in with Snoopy?
I said Garfield is fat and lazy, not you!
“So I guess you’ve been planning to leave me all along.”
It was a joke, ok? Your stripes do not really look like tire tracks!
Oh, fine go – but just remember “when the cat’s away…”
Ok… this is definitely not what I meant when I said I wanted to get a hotel room and get some pussy!