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“Head in a Jar” Cartoon Caption Contest
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It’s time for another Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. I’ve got another original cartoon in dire need of a warped caption. (Image after jump.) The rules are simple: just type a witty caption (you are allowed three submissions) in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, June 5th, 2009. I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, June 8th, 2009. So please, show no mercy – but if you feel the need to use foul language, I must request that you save it for your next therapy session.
Here’s a chance to vote for your favorite caption from last week’s “Packing Cat” contest.
Time to vote for your favorite caption.
You have TEN captions to choose from this week! (Please let me know if you prefer a larger number (10), or whether you would like me to limit it to five by voting below this poll.)
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The winning caption comes from Diana.
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“Conjoined twins RJ and JR’s post-op visit”.
“Well, I thought you told me on the phone to stick my head up my glass.”
Who do I have to see about getting a head in this business?
I’m sick of getting non- organic products and getting their funky pesticide side effects.
I ordered a SHIP head in a jar…..!!!!
“It worked for the mad doctor, huh? I can’t believe I took advice from the Reanimator Dating Service. You guys will hear from my lawyer.”
I want my money back – my neck hole has lines on it.
“WTH, I was supposed to be KEPT frozen until you could reattach me!”
I demand to see the head guy.
Sorry sir but your moneyback guarantee was only good for 30 days
“Sir,have you got proof of who you are,your labels fell off.”
If your gonna return it, you have tp bring back the free gift that came with purchase
I’m sorry sir, I can’t hear you…..Next!
“When I said I wish I had a head for business, I meant ATTACHED!!”
No I was not shop lifting….
What’s with the little headed security guard anyway!!!
Even with his teeny, tiny little eyes, Larry was surprised that he found angry jar-head guy strangely attractive.
Look lady, I need some head!
What do you mean a need a receipt?
I didn’t think that after I got out of the Marines that I would be a Jar Head for life.
“Thank you for being a member of the Screen Actors Guild, how can I direct your complaint?”
“Um, ya, just stopping by to see if my check was in yet, I was an extra in ‘Surviving The Game!!!’”
“I really don’t mind waiting in line, but midnight oil back here better get out of my space.”
What echo? I don’t hear any echo when I talk?
Sir, please calm down … so you say you think you received the wrong type of implant?
These ventriloquist always creep me out.
Sire, I’m sorry but I can’t do anything without seeing a photo id.
As soon as she opended the window, Barbra knew this morning was HEADED in the wrong direction!
GM Exec: “This wasn’t the severance package I was expecting”
“I’d like to file for a restraining order!”
“Ok sir, and who would you like to file it against?”
“Fester Adams.”
“Ok, and the reason for the order?”
“Hello?!?!”
You are wearing too much eye shadow!
I need a new head-gasket.
This head is too big!!! I wanted one about the size of the guy behind me.
“Bobble” Head. I ordered a “Bobble” Head.
The pinhead behind me keeps stealing my cap!
This is not the bigger head I was referring to when I agreed to the transplant surgery!
The magician tonight is a scam artist! Cute trick, putting my head in a jar, but just how am I supposed to get it out of this tiny opening??
“I ONLY CAME IN FOR A HAIRCUT LADY! WHAT KINDA BUSINESS ARE YOU RUNNIN HERE!?”
REVISION to June 1, 2:21 p.m. submission:
“Ok sir, and why would you like to file a restraining order?”
“Hello!?!?!”
Before Larry’s divorce, he had a good head on his shoulders…
“What do you mean cool down and don’t loose my head over it?”
“Sir, I am trying to help you here. Please try to keep your head about you.”
Ahead of the line.
“You know, usually people have really silly complaints to report. You two, quite frankly, are head & shoulders above the rest.”
“Please tell Dr. Frankenstein to return my phone calls or he will hear from my attorney!”
Wanda hated to call security but this guy was a real head case.
What do you mean He’s not in? I don’t care if it’s a Sunday- everyone works weekends now!
Can I help you sir?
Ummm yes, my wife is cheating on me!
“I’m not one to complain, lady, but I lost my head and I think this guy has it!”
“I paid you people $20,000 to freeze my head AFTER I died … NOT before!”
Miss, I don’t think nose hair clippers are supposed to do this.
Tina calmly placed the ‘Jar of Silence’ over the rude customers head.
Sir! You must have wanted that last pickle very much.
Misfits Day at the Semen Collection Clinic
“obviously I didn’t receive the Obama model and doughboy back there didn’t get his Madonna look either and we have a problem…”
“I’m returning this model because people keep trying to drop change in the jar. Got anything for a headache?”
…and which way is the horse’s ass department?
I pulled it outta my ass, now, will you go out with me?
I expected to have my head handed to me on a platter.
“I was the head of my class, I deserve better”
“Excuse me ma’am, but this very large man has been staring at me since I’ve been here”
“Well I guess I can live with this, but can you tell me where I can get some windex?”
“You see what Beetlejuice has done to my friend and me.”
And here I thought my ass looked big in these jeans.
No ma’am im not the headless horseman… do you see a horse anywhere?
What do we look like? Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb?
The result of your local Witch Doctor going public: Corporate Bureaucracy
“I think it goes without saying that I have some issues with this company’s customer service!”
“Problem? Of course I have a problem! Isn’t it obvious what my problem is? You’ve sold my friend here a woman’s suit!”
Look, I’m a star and we are supposed to live in a glass bubble but this is not what I had in mind.
Sir if you want to be heard you need to remove the top of the bottle encasing you head.
…..I so don’t get paid enough for this!
Why are you guys located in an alley and why hasn’t my episode been aired? Oh so this is the REAL story behind extreme makeover.
Your healthcare insurance was so expensive Billy and I tried to do the head transplant ourselves.
“My wife said to give you a piece of my mind.”
We want our money back! The psychiatrist said I am “Detached” and my friend is “Small Minded.”
Well Sir, when you received the Witch Doctor Spell Kit the instructions said “Be careful what you wish for.”
My brother and I said we have decided WHICH doctor. Not WITCH doctor!
“Get me the optician,these contact lenses are giving me headache.”
Not happy being a Democrat and certainly not wanting to be a Republican, Joe wants to exchange his old head for an Independant one.
Did you want to get a replacement head or would you prefer that I give you store credit?
Your service was so bad, I lost my head over it!
I demand to speak to your supervisor, this head is only slightly used, I need to return it and your attitude sucks!
Honestly, this head was damaged when I received it and I’ll never buy factory refurbished again!
I’m sorry to come here and bother you at work, but WHY AREN’T YOU RETURNING MY PHONE CALLS!?!
Now will you listen to me?! First you said you’re mother wasn’t going to stay for long! REALLY?! Then you said she liked me just fine! REALLY?! Then you said it was OK for me to be alone with her! OH REALLY?!
You never told me your mother knew voodoo!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT’S MY COMPLAINT?!?!
“You know ‘Jar Head’ is just an expression, right?”
Part of me wants to rip YOUR head off…
The Big Head Customer Service Window: “I’d like to return some of my ego and my friend needs a bigger one.”
One size “Does Not” fit all!
“My life-size Pez dispenser broke, and I demand a full refund!”
Ok, Look at his BIG body and his little head, now look at my little body and my big head…do you see the problem? You gave us the wrong heads!
Sir, you gonna have to speak up…I can’t hear you through the glass.
Believe it or not, I already have one of these.
You told me to use my head. I still can’t figure it out. You try it.
It seems I’ve outgrown this one. Can I get the next size up?
Your travel brochures should have warned us of the cultural practices of this island’s inhabitants.
Hello, I’m a jar head and I need some assistance.
Does this look “Fog Free” to you?
No, I don’t have the original packaging!
I was told that installation was included with purchase.
What do you mean my insurance won’t cover this!?!?!?
Audited? I can’t claim my body as a dependent?
“C’mon, you’re in customer service. You’ve gotta know the difference between ‘goodhead’ and ‘jarhead’!”
YOU WANT MY MONEY TOO?
“Hey Sally,” Frank said “Bob and I had a little disagreement during our ‘around the water cooler’ conversation this morning think you could help me out.”
The neck size doesn’t fit my shirt.
When we originally took the job to be spell testees at Hogwarts, we were told we’d have health insurance benefits!
Yes I’d like to address that re-call mentioned the re-call on those Chinese neckties.
Of course you can help me…my head’s in a jar and Beetlejuice here has a bad case of Big-Head envy.
Of course I followed all the instructions! Do I look stupid to you?!
They forgot to poke holes in the lid!
NO IM NOT HERE ABOUT THE GUEST SPOT ON FUTURAMA IWANT THAT RENO 911 CRAP OFF THE AIR