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Banana Blender Caption Contest
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I hope you’re ready to unleash your savage wit today. I’ve got a new cartoon that is in desperate need of a saucy caption.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize.
- You are allowed three submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, June 19th, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, June 22nd, 2009.
- That’s it!
Please note: This is the last contest that will award a $10 prize to the winner; I will offer a new prize next week. (I haven’t settled on exactly what the new reward for outstanding caption writing will be just yet, but I will let you know by the end of the week.)
You can vote for your favorite caption from last week’s Bowling Cartoon Caption Contest.
Time to vote for your favorite caption.
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The winning caption comes from Shawn.
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Forced together by neccesity, the life at Jamba Juice became too much to bear.
I told you this was a bad idea. The hitchhiker just opened a carton of OJ.
I feel a little queasy about the hitchhiker you just picked up.
After hitching a ride, Oster’s survival instincts were beginning to show.
Can we put the top up? I’m starting to brown.
Mr. and Mrs. B worried when the hitchhiker asked them if the had any
rum, triple sec, lime juice, sugar, and cherries.
When you said we were going to a mixer, I imagined something different.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO DRIVE.
The Swinging Bananas knew they made a mistake picking up a stranger through the online personal ads.
Well, good news is he has no hands.
Things were grate, and then his mood became more agitated.
I have a sneaky feeling that something is behind us, but I have no neck, so I can’t say for sure.
This is the last time we are giving anyone from craiglist a ride.
I think we banana’s are “split” on the idea of having Bobby blender come with us to the fruit festival.
its never good to be on the losing end of “eenie, meenie, miney, mo…”
maybe we should rethink this whole car pooling idea
This isn’t what I expected when you suggested a 3-way.
“Peel” out of here, the big bad blender has just jumped into your back seat.
The Bananas in Pajamas drive home their new roommate.
“Rock paper scissors, shoot …”
Barry never had any luck in games of chance.
“Hey, I don’t want to hear it, you said you like it rough. This is the best I could do.”
“Hey Bananas, Remember the wood chipper scene from the movie Fargo?”
“Why is your mother always trying to stir things up?”
“Have you heard the one about you and a dead baby?”
Guys, guys, you have nothing to worry about. Ever since all this BALCO stuff went down I quit juicing.
At the next stop,this banana, splits!
He keeps undressing me with his eyes!
You better pull over, I’m feeling a little. pureed!
oh no!He thinks he’s still in margaritaville.
“Mum warned us about mixing with Smoothies.”
I told you Dad was going to chaperone. Behave yourself, and you won’t end up pureed like my last date.
“Do you think I should tell him to buckle up?”
“Any low hanging overpasses up ahead?”
“Pull over. I’ve got to puree.”
“That doesn’t look like any GPS I’ve ever seen.”
“I’m sorry, but his mixed tape isn’t any good. He just stole Elvis’ song and changed the words, just listen… ‘Return that blender, no such model number’ You see, he takes other peoples work and blends them into his own…”
Hey do you ever feel like you have a Blender over your shoulder?
And you thought the monkey on your back was bad….
I’m here to juice! You up!
I wish I was home in my banana hammock right now!
Next time someone on Craigslist asks for a ride, make sure you see a picture first.
Whe should have gone on the test drive without the car salesman!
The guy in the back is driving me banana’s…
Listen stem brains! If you don’t deliver the juice, you will be pear mush!~
“The counselor said that blended families have their own difficulties.”
“I told you he had no Bud Light!”
Drive faster Bob, he has his hand on the blend switch.
I am starting to wonder what he meant when he said if we gave him a ride, he would give take us on a spin.
Don’t look now but I think we’re being followed by a chopper.
When the fortune teller said all would end up smooth, this isn’t what I pictured!
Keep driving the getaway car or its frappe for both of you!
I’m a little worried that he wants us to pick up blueberries and heavy cream on the way home!
“Take a chance”, you said. “Live dangerously,” you said. But I’m telling you, Henry, if he asks us to stop off for some rum and coconut I’m out of here.
“I know how you feel about it, but I think you’re taking this designated driver thing a bit too far.”
What exactly do you mean when you say your cousin has his finger on the “pulse” of things?!!
Oh Please!!!!!! Just ’cause he says he works for KitchenAid???? This guy could actually make us look like a pair of bananas!!!
I don’t care what you say, that hospital sucked and he looks nothing like us! Somewhere out there is a couple of blenders with a banana in the back seat!
Fender, you idiot, I said fender. This is definitely that last time I am taking you to a yard sale.
The car dealers didn’t have to worry about car thefts after they hired the new salesman.
“We`re in trouble now,he starred in Pulp Fiction.”
ppp-please don’t tell my dad I’m a fruit. He wants me so badly to be straight…
Mr. Blender said if he catches us ‘peeling’ out one more time, he won’t give you your driver’s permit.
1. why is he looking at me with hate & disgust like im bernie madoff?
2. i have a Peeling that we should do what he says!
3. dont worry too much about him, there’s no electrical outlet here!
Have smoothie will travel!
He’s gaining on us!!!
So let me get this straight, we have a serial killer in the back seat and you are worried about seat belt usage???
the blender says to the banannas -
“so you guys prefer your drinks blended or pureed?” “just curious”
Don’t you think we should be a little suspicious of our role in the upcoming smoothie contest that we’re headed to?
This is just bananas!
Perhaps we should rethink this adoption…
This out to keep that mother of yours in florida!
Ummm…is your friend mad I called shotgun?
No need to worry… theres no electricity.
I thought when you said Outlets you were talking about the mall…
This car really isnt appealing… though im sure the blender wishes we were already peeled.
I’m having second thoughts about this “party”…
All week long it’s been “watch out for giant monkeys”, and now this!
I told you not to peel out! We’re going to be smoothies for sure!
Listen, I know he doesn’t look like a fruit Marty, but he said he’s good at blending in.
Hey man, we’re talking fruit, driving a car with a blender in the back seat. We’re on a road for disaster.
2 bananas + 1 blender + a car = a recipe for disaster.
Hey man, we’re talking fruit, driving a car with a blender in the back seat, and – oh look at the road sign: disaster next 5 miles.
HUH? Did he just say “Let’s stop and have a banana daiquiri?”
It looks like he wants us to blend in with him.
We better split. He’s getting dicey.
“You know I don’t appreciate it when you peel out!”
Mr. Mixer hired by Papa Banana to ensure Jr. would not try to get fresh and peel his daughter.
You know, taking me for a car ride isn’t going to change my plans.
“It’s like he’s peeling me with his eyes.”
“I hate to say it, Betty, but your friend’s back-seat driving is really grating on my nerves.”
Sociologists report that the blended family is here to stay.
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to shake things up.
Why did you say we were going to the dairy farm?
“New Police Report there has been a blender that has broken out of the high-security jail. keep a lookout.”
(coming from radio)
“Am I mistaken, or when we picked this guy up, wasn’t he an oversized plaintain, and didn’t he say his name was Shia? Yeah…I think we picked up a hitchhiker from Optimus Prime!”
Something about.tThis guy doesn’t look very appealing
Something about this guy doesn’t look very appealing
Lifes a blend then you die.
Brenda couldn’t shake the feeling that picking up a hitch-hiker was a bad idea.
Why did we have to drive Mr. Noisy when the Strawberries got on the bus with the Rum?
You know I’ve been very open minded about this whole thing, but this isn’t what I had in mind when I agreed to a three-way!
Just take the man to Margaritaville.
“Threesome??”
Why does he keep saying his hero is fat bastard from the austin powers movie.
you guys look like you need a good mixer.
I’m just not smooth enough to be a smoothie yet!
“I’m beginning to feel all shook up!”
“So, what does a FRU-T taste like?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again!”
I said drive or I will liquify your ass!
You better keep driving cause I can hurt you in so many different ways!
Don’t worry…..just try to blend in.
Did he say he wanted us to take him to Shakesville?
“I hope with this thing in the back we don’t get in a fender blender.”
“This photo was taken right before the car went into a tail spin”
“This road seems a little choppy”
I said i wanted to split….but i didnt mean it this way!!!
What did mom say about picking up hitchhikers? I can’t remember!
That is one see through trash can on his head…
“You just HAD to pick up a hitchhiker, didn’t you? Real smooth, Jerry.”
“I hope he doesn’t ask to see our hammocks!”
“Tom, I think that vanity plate was a BAD idea.”
I told you never to pick up a hitchiker!
“They may think the tables have turned, but I’m almost out of these handcuffs.”
“let’s peel out of here”
He’s giving me a funny look…
Fender, you idiot, I said fender. This is definitely the last time I am taking you to a yard sale.
“‘Keep driving!’ or somebody’s gonna get split!”
I told you we should skip tickets to Oprah’s “My Favorite Thimgs” show for Jerry Springer!
“Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’…ha ha”
“…Let’s pickup that hitchhiker standing in front of the appliance store, you said!”