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“Pool Thing” Cartoon Caption Contest
They should have kept the pool covered.
I hope you’re ready to let loose your boundless creativity today. I’ve got a new cartoon that is in dire need of a clever caption.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a high resolution (600 dpi) image of the cartoon with your caption and name attached.
- You are allowed three submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, June 26th, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, June 29nd, 2009.
- That’s it!
You can vote for your favorite caption from last week’s Banana Blender Caption Contest.
Time to vote for your favorite caption.
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The winning caption comes from Steven Benson.
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Lil Capt. Cassidy, how many times have I told you not to leave your toys in the pool.
To save on the water bill, the pool guy suggested using the clean water from the nuclear plant lagoon.
I told you all of your scientific projects were going to come to a bad end.
“I understand kids sometimes pee in a pool Johnny but this is rediculous!”
Get in son. The mine is in there to keep us safe from North Korea.
When Grandma finds her teeth you can get back in Son .
Happy Birthday son … I got it off of Craig’s list
“I don’t care how hot your battle turtle is Timmy!!!”
Hey dad, I think grandpa has been hiding his war memorabilia from the government again
Ok Jimmy, I’m going to show you what not to do during your mid-life crisis
The pollen is really bad this year, huh?
Safety is important, Timmy. Swimming pools can be very dangerous.
Boy: “Five hours and mom is still
trying to disarm this thing?”
Dad: “Uh … we should talk.”
1. OK kid, it looks like mom is trying her meatball surprise recipe again.
2. The Navy Seals needed a pool for practice, son, and the incentive pay was too good to turn down.
3. Son, why don’t you go get that big bully down the street and tell him you want to be friends by inviting him to a pool party this afternoon.
I thought I made myself clear…..no food after midnight and DON’T GET THEM WET!!
What was the name of that lawyer that stopped by yesterday, Erin something??
The first episode of Survivor really skimped on the budget.
I don’t believe it. Porcupines DO expand in the water.
It’s hard to tell just how cold the water is….I don’t have any nipples
You look silly with that duck around your waist.
“This is the new raft I got for your mother”
Billy had no idea his new pool toy would be so controversial.
“What did you feed that turtle!”
See what happens to little boys who don’t wait an hour after they eat to go swimming.
It’s mine.
Swim at your own risk.
“Okay son, I defeated Bowser… So where’s this princess?”
“That’s one spiky meataball… Sorry son, I couldn’t resist.”
Well, let’s put it this way… you’ll either learn to swim under water or you’ll learn how to treat second and third degree burns. You pick.
It looks like your mother forgot to shave again.
Marco!!!
I think we’re going to need a bigger pool.
“The package said a CUP of water, Timmy. A CUP.”
Johnny, did you put your blowfish in the pool again?
Swimming with a russian mine will make a man out of you… now loose the ducky.
***Correction Above… lose not loose**
And you wanted to spend seventy bucks to go to the aquarium!
It’s ok son, just make sure you have removed all metal objects
“Son, as much as you’d like to believe it, I can’t save the world.”
“I knew I should’ve bought some cookies! Those little kids didn’t like “No” for an answer.”
“When I say no belly-flops, son, I mean no belly-flops!”
“Don`t worry son, it`s only Nessie one of your Mums Scottish relations.”
Well Timmy, better go get your iron duck floatie today.
1. This week’s special guest on “Pimp My Pool”… GWAR
2. This time your mother has gone too far!
“Go get Mario son, Bowser is in our pool again.”
“Son, when I said we are playing battleship tonight, I think you took it too literal.”
“You got your floatie? Good! Pool safety is very important son!”
Mr. Smith goes to extremes to keep the neighbors out of the pool.
I’ve heard of “dropping a bomb” or “taking the kids for a swim” But this one tops them all.
Sorry dad, when I said my prayers last night I asked that today the pool would be all mine…
No problem Jimmy, It’s just like a log roll competition ….But not
I told you Timmy, there is no such thing as AREA 51 around here!
Holy crap…The water is cold today.
Now son, don’t panic. I warned you what would happen when your mother started going through “the change”.
I’m starting to think buying these chlorine pool cleaning balls off of the internet was a bad idea.
If we’re gonna play king of the mountain, lose the duck
1. “Billy, the warning clearly stated that was not a flotation device.”
If you pee in the pool, you get what you deserve.
frickin’ teenage mutant ninja turtles.
“I thought you meant something completely different when you said the pool was ‘mine’.”
Stan’s obsession with obstacle courses had reached a perilous level.
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times… the pool is no place for your science projects!”
“See what happens when you don’t clean the pool?”
“Son, I think the feud with the Huckaby twins has gone a little too far.”
“Billy, go tell your mother I was wrong. It is *definitely* time to get a pool boy.”
Dad! Remember I asked you for help with my Science project? WELLLLL…!!!!!
OK, I’ll call the Orkin Man…
Son, I told your mom not to invite her mother over, now she has taken over the pool.
The rules where easy son.
Keep him out of the light.
Never feed him after mid night
and don’t get him wet!
Thats it no more gremlins for you!
You said you wanted to train for the Navy’s Underwater Demolition Team.
Quick! Run inside and tell your mom it’s her turn to clean the pool.
I’m not really sure what it is. Go get my hammer and we’ll see if it sounds hollow.
“Yep, we’re the newest site for the GPS cache.”
“Go ask Mom for a can of Raid.”
When I told you to water the garden, this is NOT what I meant!
Son, go grab the fugu hiki knife, our pool sushi looks like it’s ready.
“Son,I think we`re gonna have to reduce the Fibre in your diet.”
“Of course it’s safe, you have your duckie, don’t you?”
“I’ll go by the pool supply store later and see if they have any really big nets”
Go get the chlorine, son.
“Gitmo hired me.”
“‘Water’ you worried about, son?
“Jon and Kate are coming over.”
Boy, Didn’t I tell you to keep your gremlins inside and away from water?!
I told you to mind your business not the pool.
I thought Uncle Murray waxed his back.
I hope he did not urinate!
You can have your turn when grandma is done soaking her wart.
That’s odd, it doesn’t show up on Google Earth!
Now remember this time, when it starts ticking, RUN!
Your mothers water conservation hobby has gone too far this time!
That’s your mom, not a sea creature. Now get in the pool Billy!
It’s perfectly safe son. Just don’t do any belly flops.
“Getting a spike in the chest really isn’t that bad if you think about it.”
“No you can’t be allergic to water. In the pool.”
“Why can`t we just get little splats of Bird Crap like other families.”
“Well, it’s one way to keep out the neighborhood kids!”
“Sorry, Billy, this new pool float from Weapons ‘R’ Us just isn’t working out!”
Don’t worry. There’s no way these points are sharp enough to pop your floatie!
“Where’s the skimmer, Bobby?”
Who says I can’t bring my work home with me?
I think it’s the neighbors paying us back for all the land mines Rover has left in their yard.
“I found it! Always in the last place you look.”
You’re the one that wanted the armadillo.
It’s just for a little while, son. -until she’s well enough to release back into the sewers.
Watch out for the giant testicle.
Looks like Mom’ll have to postpone the Haddassah meeting, son. Vandals spiked her giant matzohball soup!
I don’t know why the bank sent us a pool, we haven’t paid the mortgage in months.
Another benefit of working for
Mace Security International!
You have got to stop buying pool toys at “Sargent Willy’s Navy Surplus”.
No son, it is not a sea urchin…
…and you’re 100% sure your grandmother is not in the house…?
Stick ball had a whole different meaning in my day!
You’re grounded!
Have anyone here tried dough boy pools before?