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Knight Golf Cartoon Caption Contest
Nice golf threads.
I hope you’re ready to let loose your boundless creativity today, and take command of the week ahead. I’ve got another new cartoon that needs your help; just follow the instructions below:
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed three submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, July 24th, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists over the weekend, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, July 27th, 2009.
- That’s it!
Here’s your chance to vote for the best caption in the “Shotgun Baby” contest from last week.
Time to vote for your favorite of the five listed below.
Time to vote for your favorite "Shotgun Baby" caption.
- “It’s really going to edge out the competition when he applies to preschool.” – Julie (46%, 23 Votes)
- “Sigh. It seems like yesterday that he was carrying a six-shooter.” - Julianna A (26%, 13 Votes)
- “His platoon is being deployed again in late August.” – Danielle (18%, 9 Votes)
- “Well, we’re all looking for ways to cut expenses these da– OH! PIGEON!” – Gwen L (10%, 5 Votes)
- “Well, I’m not gonna let him get a tattoo until he’s at least ten!” – Scott (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 50
Loading ...And, here’s the winner of the “Genie Shrink” contest:
The fabulous winning caption comes from Tyler Pomeroy.
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Medieval Times company party:
“We weren’t supposed to come in work attire, were we?”
Good call on letting him play through.
He’s riding in YOUR cart.
“Daly’s new look is just plain wierd.”
I love you now and forever. In your light I feel myself uncurl, sending still tender wet shoots upward in a reach towards the nourishing sun. I grow and provide shade, a cool place of green for new growth that peeks out so it too, can drink light and send out root.
I just done blowed your cover, punk-boy. Nyah-nyah.
We know that golf originated in Scotland…Why does Ian always one up us on the attire?
What part of casual golf attire does Barney not understand?
The fourth had to protect himself from modern day golf attire.
who wants to be the one to tell him he does not have honors on the tee box this time?
Aaaah guys, what the hell is that?
when did they start putting trash cans on the green ?
guess Lancelot over there didn’t see the sign about soft spikes only!
Has anybody seen my ball?
i told youthis is were camolot was filmed
“Dost he Knoweth what a jackass he looks like?”
And I thought your outfit was ugly.
The bad news is that his outfit is the best part of his game.
I’m not going to be the one to tell him he’s 10 over par.
I believe he is playing with the new Tommy “Armor” irons.
his trainer told him he neede to work on his defense
He’s going old school on the British Open this year, huh?
He gets as many mulligans as he wants.
Frederick could hit the ball miles with his new cast iron
Yeah, last week he got hit in the nogen with a ball so he’s not taking any chances this week.
Don’t piss him off, I saw a sword in his golf bag.
Sulley’s back hand is starting to get rusty
These english guys take this knighting thing way too far.
So this is Jerry’s idea of “Knight golf”. I would love to see him go “Knight skiing”.
Now up on the tee box – Sir Freaking Idiot!
Edward missed the point when his golf coach told him to improve his iron play.
I said “Night golf”… Now I wish I would have said “Night skiing”
“I did try to put Rick off buying a Knighthood over the internet.”
I hear he’s quite an aggressive competitor.
“Getting over the moat on the 16th hole is his specialty”.
“Step back, boys, that one has a mean swing.”
“I’m smokin’”
“Now we know why the club house bar is stocked with `WD-40.”
Thats Greg Strid teeing off , He heard some people were after him for choosing his unfunny friends to be the winners of his contest instead of those that are actually clever and funny
“He calls himself Sir Tigerious Woodson. His motto is ‘The Knight That Can Drive.’”
Take my advice… if he asks to play from the forward tees – LET HIM!
He looks good, but his game is a little rusty.
“So whos pants look funnier, mine or his”?
He’s the new rep for Tommy Armour irons and metal woods.
“Why does he keep looking back at those people yelling “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!”"…
He has the nerve to make fun of MY outfit?
You guys weren’t here when I had to help him out of the port-o-john!
Sorry guys, I never would have invited him if I had know THIS was his idea of “irons”!
You can’t take any risks when you don’t have health insurance.
It’s my son’s bodyguard, please make him feel comfortable.
At this rate, it could take us all knight.
My wife loves this guy. She calls him…what is it…chivalrous?
“whatever you do, don’t mention his handicap”…
Frank really needs to snap out of this World of Warcraft phase. He is taking it too extreme!
If you think that’s bad you ought to see what he’s wearing underneath!
Has anyone told him how ridiculous he looks in those pants?
What exactly do you think he meant by “Full Contact Golf?”
Watch and learn, boys! This guys been playing for YEARS!
1.”He’s in transition.”
2.”Go on Frank, tell him you heard a damsel in distress by the 9th.”
3. “Let’s hope for your sake Bobby, that he plays golf better than he crusades. Maybe he’ll get a holy ‘n one.”
After being nailed in the back of the head,Shemp swore he’d never cower at the word “Fore” again.
This was to be the last time Rodger’s attitude got him into trouble.
“Mark has an irrational fear of being stabbed to death, but that still doesn’t explain the spikes.”
Jerry always takes things one step further. He couldn’t just do “wear crazy pants” day.
“He claims he’s protecting the family jewels..”
“I think we’ve got to cool it with the exploding golf ball…”
“I think this is the last time I’m signing up for this Celebrity golf tournament.”
“I’ve heard on his last round, the rest of his foursome ended up six under.”
I tried to explain that it wasn’t a Par-tee, but he’s just so think headed.
“He has nice style, but I would of chose a different color of boots.”
At the end of their round the golfers could tell it was going to be a dark night.
Didn’t you hear…Erin Andrews was video taped in her hotel room…I really feel bad for people in sports today, they really have to protect their privacy. But Tom Watson really shouldn’t be so concerned…he’s not exactly a Southern Peach!
The club let him in rather than face another discrimination lawsuit.
Okay, paper, rock, scissors to see who has to share a golf cart with him.
“My wife picks my clothes too.”
“… he swears there’s a magnet nearby.”
Is that the new Big Bertha Titanium, wow.
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He says his outfit is “fashion forward.”
I have to admit, I really do like his plume.
He’s pretty good, though his swing is a little stiff.
“I wonder who does his Ironing.”?
Why do I feel like yelling “Charge” instead of “Fore”?
“They say, dress for the job you want and not for the one you have.”
“I still think we should conclude this meeting at a strip club.”
“Jee-Whiz Frank the club is getting pretty lax with it’s admission standards these days”
“I sure wish he would leave his trusty steed at home too many divits to replace”
He works part time at the driving range
1) After Sunday’s loss, Bob is really putting up a stiff fight!
2) Bob is taking this stiff-upper-lip-thing too far …
3) Sticks and stones may break my bones, but armor sure makes me feel manly!
Let’s just hope it doesn’t go to sudden death…
He likes to hug after each hole-whatever you do, don’t fight it!
Sorry, I had to bring him guys-he is a cousin on my Uncle Merlin’s side of the family.
He can’t play golf worth a damn, but he can sure make a round table.
“Let me get this straight. I’m Moe, sandwiched between two Larrys, and we haven’t been funny since Curly died. He could be the new blood we need. We’ll call him ‘Shank’!”
“His name is ‘Shank’, And since we don’t need two Larrys, and we lost Shemp, he’s going to ‘drive’ one of you nitwits out!”
If there’s a lightning storm, he’s screwed.
Poor guy, his caddie got eaten by a dragon.
Let me get this straight bob, the choice of his iron is whats bothering you?
I hope he farts and passes out cause we can’t beat him today
I thought we were supposed to just delete our chainmail…