Cartoon Caption Contests
Giant Eye Cartoon Caption Contest
Please have fun with this one.
I’m a bit late this week, but I have delivered a new cartoon that needs some seasoning, in the form of a witty caption. (Image after jump.)
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed three submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, August 23th, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, August 24th, 2009.
- That’s it!
You can vote for your favorite caption in last week’s the “Ant Cowboys” and “Worm Family” contests. (Final captions will be posted at noon on Tuesday, August 18th.)
Pick one of the captions listed below:
Time to vote for your favorite "Ant Cowboys" caption.
- “Of course we’re riding ants - this is a ONE-horse town, that’s it over there.” - Marc J Ouellette (31%, 13 Votes)
- “I’m never playing poker for horses again.” - Bernie S. (17%, 7 Votes)
- “Somethin’s been bugging me, Earl.“ – Diana (14%, 6 Votes)
- “You see… I told you if we wore these clothes we would fit right in!” – Jackie (14%, 6 Votes)
- “You really can buy anything from Ebay!” - James (12%, 5 Votes)
- “I get better mileage without all the messy clean up.” - Lynn Batey (7%, 3 Votes)
- “Dig out “ is giddy-up and “Dig in “ is whoa.” – Sandy (5%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 42
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Pick one of the captions listed below:
Time to vote for your favorite "Worm Family" caption.
- “You don’t want to end up like your Uncle Bobby - he decided to see the world instead of going to school, made it to Mexico, and ended up at the bottom of a tequila bottle.” – Lisa Keller (44%, 17 Votes)
- “Ya, I’m not sure how she is going to dry the dishes either…” - Russ (23%, 9 Votes)
- “Well in my day, all we had was dirt.” - DWR (18%, 7 Votes)
- “Luke, I am your father, and your mother.” – Marc (10%, 4 Votes)
- “Ok kids, repeat after me….I am NOT a screw, I’m a bolt.” - Susan (5%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 39
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100 comments for “Giant Eye Cartoon Caption Contest”
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“Honey,how long has King Kong been cleaning our windows.”
I know I asked for a room with a view, but that’s not quite what I meant.
“Hi honey, I just wanted to call say ‘you’re the one eye love.’”
CORRECTION:
“Hi honey, I just wanted to call and say ‘you’re the one eye love.’”
“When I said I wanted a room with a view, I didn’t have this in mind.”
Front Desk? Yes, you’re privacy window graphics are kind of creeping me out.
This is Mister Johnson in 909. I’d like to switch to a room on a higher floor please.
Musak on phone: “I always feel that somebody’s watchin’ me…”
“Hello,is that the garden centre,I seem to have a problem with the Iris flower seeds you sold me.”
Hello front desk? This is room 1I, I’d like a wake up call at 6:00AM
Honey, I know you said you would keep an eye on me during my business trip but this is ridiculous.
Hello front desk? No, the room next door will not work unless this thing is a cyclops…
“It’s hard to be a discreet peeping Tom when you are a giant!”
“I have a rather large UBO outside my room… yea, an Unidentified Blinking Object.”
Hello – I need the police to 117 Crazy Stare Road – I think someone is looking into my window.
Uhhh…Well I think it’s stoned…Maybe it just has allergies..
Hello, Police? Yeah, that peeping tom is back again…
“I see you too.”
Hello, Doctor Florence? I’m calling about the possibility of upping my perscriptions?
Are you sure this line is secure?
Mama goose, this is Red Dog… I believe my cover is blown and our position is compromised.
I said Lord of the FLIES!
Hello, CBS…..
Do you sell vizine in 50-gallon drums?
That’s right, big Brother IS watching!
“This Big Brother thing has REALLY gone too far!”
HGTV?
Apparently my wife arranged for a bedroom makeover while I was away—
You must have a wrong number. there is nobody named Iris here.
Hello Walgreens? Do you have Viseen in the 5 gallon economy size ?
Doctor-Stop calling me paranoid! I am being watched.
“Yes, Gulliver. I agree. Your daughter is quite a looker.”
Kids, be good while daddies gone remember Santa is always watching .
Operator, I wanna report a Peeping Tom
Okay…Okay…I got it. Hold his stare until he looks away. You sure this will let him know I am the dominate one?
When I asked for a private eye, this is not what I meant!
When I told you to keep an eye on my place, I didn’t mean it literally!
I know he’s not there because he’s looking at me right now.
Yes I locked the gate!
Yes, I understand it’s too late to change it Now >>> but I specifically asked for GREEN Eyes!
No, no…Big Brother’s still watching. We’ve got to get that pesky Patriot Act repealed!
Hello room service? Send up a gallon of visine.
The skills of the Lilliputian optometrist are legendary and he is known all over the universe.
“OK. YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY!!”
Hypnotizing a monster is exactly the same… you just need a lamp and very, very loud intercom.
I thought a “room with a view” meant the view was for ME!!
“Dr. Jekyll, I know you told me there would be some side effects with this new medication but I don’t think I can handle them…”
So you say I’m being watched. Well, you might say that’s a bit of an understatement.
First one to blink is the looser.
Look mom, I’ve really got to go. You know that Godzilla doesn’t like waiting, and he’s right outside.
I think it’s blue, no maybe hazel.
What the hell difference does it make, the thing is at least 10′
“Call it off Helen, you’re taking this “Find Waldo” thing too seriously…”
“Google Earth, have you misplaced your seeing eye?”
“Bill, is Hillary looking for you?”
You need to get over here fast, I think this thing is on something! You have to see the size of it’s pupil.
For Pete’s sake Doris, calm down! Now. tell me what you just saw on the news that is so important…
“Yes, I’ve got the ransom money. You can let Gulliver go now.”
You said the walls have ears, but this is TOO MUCH.
HELP! I’m trapped in a really bad sci-fi movie.
I specifically said I wanted a room with no floral pictures!
“Yes Brian I can see you.”
“Ted, reset the eye. It’s just me.”
And for me: “….”
The mother in-law from hell!!
“I’m telling you, Margie. I have a good feeling about this business trip! My horoscope said, “To keep your eye on the prize!”
“Hello? Management? Yes, I have a big friggin’ eyeball outside my window!”
No, I haven’t been drinking!
“Is that Scotland Yard,I think I`ve found the missing London Eye.”
Yes Boss, the competition is keeping an eye on us!
“Nice Joke, Hansen. And by the way f@#k your mother!”
Hi, room 1315, I’m going to need some larger curtains….and a clean pair of pants.
No, I’m NOT imagining it! Someone is DEFINITELY watching me!
Apple’s new subliminal advertisement for the iPhone
Ummm…about the new security guard. Could you PLEASE tell him he needs to learn to be a little more discreet?
“Really?…No pants at all you say?…I guess when you look at it that way, I am lucky to have this view.”
This is Mister Smith in Room 1413. Do you have any rooms with something more like Bette Davis Eyes?
I don’t care WHAT your notes say! I specifically ordered female-blue, NOT creepy-gray!
O.K. so if I close the curtains you think it will just go away?
Yes,front desk, I’d like a room with alittle more privacy.
I thought staying on the upper floors would help discourage prying eyes.
Yes, could you please forward me directly to Mr. Wonka please!
Hello, Bravo Network? I got a new show concept for you: “Giant Ape Eye For The Straight Guy”.
I told you to keep an eye on things!!
I would like to file a complaint… I was told I would have a view of the pool.
Dr. Smith, I have been taking the medication but I STILL feel like I am being watched.
I will be in the office in about 30 minutes. We have to get this project done today. Please remind the group that “There is no I in team!!”
“Mrs. Harris… yes this is Tom…yes thats right Mr. Thumb your son is trespassing again”
“yes ‘fo fum’…’FUM!’. Look Govn’r just send ’round a bloody bobby and we’ll sort this out.”
I said I wanted an “eye view” not a “viewing eye!”
This is room 1234. Please send up some coffee for me and a gallon of Visine for the little woman.
I spy… with my little eye…
“Yes, honey, I’ll be taking the red-eye to New York.”
Oops! I just realized I had already reached my maximum number of entries after I posted “Yes, honey, I’ll be taking the red-eye to New York.” Please ignore that post (although I’m sure someone out there would consider posting it as his or her own).
Yea honey I just checked into the Bate’s Motel and I’ve got this strange feeling.
I see you , too.
“Alice, I forgot to ask you; when you where 10 feet tall…”
I’m ok right now. I’m in the eye of the hurricane.
Hello NASA? Sherlock Holmes is using the Hubble Telescope to look at clues again.
If I blink,I’ll miss it!!!
I think the scanners broke chief.Call maintenance.
I need to speak to a realtor right away…I’m tired of living in glass houses.
Did you do a background check on this window washer? He’s kind of creepy.
Iris I lived somewhere else.