“She’ll love the hair. You’ve kind of got the edgy surfer look going.”

“There’s no way Ewa Mataya takes Jeanette Lee in Celebrity Death Match.”

Hey Mufasa, try and not scratch up the felt this time please!

“I disagree … sure, women love kittens, but I think they love cats in general. Trust me, I’M NO KITTEN!”

Listen, I really think you can get her number, just swallow your pride and make the move.

“You have really hairy balls.”

Yea, it’s a jungle out there.

Minnesota Fats was very tempting.

It takes balls to play with a Lion

“Even I can’t say how well you’d do against a pool shark”

Yeah the damn sting ray took my mate down!!!
(I know just wrong)

“Doctor Livingstone’s eater, I presume?”

Thanks for the invitation but I was hoping to play with a Tiger.

“Your pride against mine?”

No…You be my wingmand and take the one passed out at the bar…

“Rackem,” I have no Pride.

We are doing a remake of The Ghost and the Darkness – You in?

“Tony was a Tiger you asshole.”

I can see you are going to be my mane opponent.

“That’s funny – I’m a Leo too!”

Wow! That was a pawsitively great shot!

Keep the stick aimed at the balls on the table big boy!!

Your wife is out getting the food? I like your style.

“As much as I want to praise your training, I wish you’d stop pouncing on your opponents whenever they sink the cue ball.”

As much as I know Roy and you have your differences, he was only trying to do his job and you flew off the handle like some crazed lunatic.

“The owner asked me to tell you to keep the claws in when you shoot.”

I can see why you would like it here, but just come back with me for a bit, Dr. Moreau says he can help you.

So I told her, I am out with Aslan and I will be home when I get home.

I do him talking to her, just be cool, let’s not cause a scene and get kicked out of here.

I do see him talking to her, just be cool, let’s not cause a big scene and get kicked out of here.

How do you know she’s in heat?

I HAVE JUST BEEN HUSTLED BY A LION IN A DEN OF INEQUITY!

Dude, what is that ammonia smell? Are you marking you territory AGAIN!!

$50 says you can’t take my zebra in a game of 9-ball.

“Am I on your playing list or your Menu.”?

I should have shot you when I had the chance.

The eight ball wouldn’t be in your mouth, would it?

“I know out there in the bush our relationship can be a bit strained, but it sure is nice when a couple of fellas like us can put aside our differences, drink a cold beer and shoot some stick.”

Remember this, the only reason I did not put you in the zoo is because I could beat you at eight ball.

O.K., I guess you win the hat.

Lion: She shot you down too?

Man: Yeah, Maybe the wizard will have better luck.

Lion: That guy hasn’t got a chance

Man: Maybe he does, That’s my wife!

5 bucks, the john gets lucky!

Lion: I can’t wait to find the lad who stole my hat!

You come here often?

Just because I pulled out the splinter in your doesn’t mean you have to hang out with me all night.

Listen Leo, if you throw up one more hairball, spray on the bar stools, or pee in the horeshoe pit again, I’m outta here, doubles partner or not.

edit above, insert ‘paw’

I know he’s cheating but I’m afraid to say anything.

I’m still waiting for you to buy me a drink for pulling that splinter out of your paw.

You gotta stop rubbing up against me when you make a shot… the guys are looking at us very oddly.

Wow, the zoo gives you 2 weeks vacation a year?

I know about pool sharks, but never a pool lion.

I know you farted again Leonard, I smell tuna and it’s driving away all of our competition.

I bet you are really a shark.

They said spending time with a lion would not be all fun and games.

When playing a lion, Bob began to think, having stripes is probably not a good idea

You misunderstood…I asked if you can SWIM in the pool, not PLAY pool!

“Hakuna matata, bitch.”

By the way, I have a bone to pick with you…..Paula said you fired a few shots at her the other day….care to explain?

And remember, if anyone asks, we don’t know anything about some “Jumangi” game.

“Oh, take it easy, Duchess. I beat you fair and square.”

Did, you see the look on his face?, I pulled the truck up, he’s got his camera pointed at the pride and you jump out from behind that bush. It was priceless! I had to hose everything down when we got back.

“I crack the whip, you roar. It’s just show business Leo. Now, kindly remove the pool cue from my spleen.”

“Wow, I have never shot pool with human testicles before. Let’s go get a steak…my treat.”

“I’d prefer you mounted on my library wall.”

“Give up?”

“…and I’m a cannibal.”

“Fear is for pussies.”

“I said you were a LION, not that you are LYING. You need to get a beer and trim some of that hair out of your ears.”

“I double dog dare you to roar.”

You may be “King of the jungle”, but in this bar, I RULE!

Lion, tigers, and bears, oh my! You got me shakin’ in my boots, Mr. Lion!

If you really need to eat those two people at the bar, at least wait until we finish the game, alright?

You’re gonna get poached, King.

Come here often?

“So why do they call you ‘The King?’”

“Remember the LAST girl you devoured? That was a barbituate.”

“Down Simba… I saw her first!”

I don’t give a shit that you don’t have thumbs, this was your idea, pay up

you know they really need to get a litter box installed in the restroom

next time i will rack the balls, last time you tore the felt with you dam paws and got us kicked out of here

i would have ordered another round of drinks, but i noticed the bartender disappeared

“Just go talk to her, have a little courage.”

“So, we’re clear now…when you scratch it doesn’t mean you should do what you did to that gentleman the ambulance took away…..”

“Staring at us?…Why would someone be staring at us?”

She’s angry because she just found out that you’re being paid more to act in this movie than she is.

I wasn’t expecting this. The brochure said, “Play with a lion, like Joy Adamson in Born Free”.

I still can’t believe you ordered that steak well done. Weird.

Male saying-”Man,that`s the worst looking Toupee i`ve ever seen.”

After being corrected, Ted was going to have to go to a different bar to pick up a “Cougar”.

This is the last place I would expect a cowardly lion to hang out…

“Not so fast Lippy!! You’ve left a trail of people you’ve “taken” all over town! Now, where’s that hyena pal of yours??”

” Geez Dave, I think this Tarzan movie is gonna have the biggest surprise ending ever!!”

Scratch my pool table and I’ll mount you on the wall.

The lion wasn’t too happy when Larry kept eating the olives he was using as pool balls.

I’ve taken your lack of opposable thumbs into consideration.

…so the witch is waiting in the
car with the wardrobe?

So, I heard you’re playing with the Cubs now…

“Big fan of your work. Are Tinman & Scarecrow gonna make it tonight?”

“Ha! You scratched! I win!”

“The Lion from Wizard of Oz or the MGM lion…yeah I can see the resemblence. I usually get Bob Newhart or a young Jimmy Stewart.”

“Alright, one more game. But then we have to head back. National Geographic has been riding my ass.”

“Just drink a couple of beers. We like to call it liquid courage.”

Unable to locate a cougar, Wilfred decides all cats are gray in the dark.

You didn’t make that shot, you’re lion.

“I thought you said you were just coming in to pee!”

“ok heads you win, tails… err…yeah.. you still win!”

And what would you know about male pattern baldness?

It’s a straight tequila night, you’d be better to just turn tail and run.

There’s no such thing as ‘free milk’ on this end of town. Sure, these women are as tempting as tenderloins … but the tricky part is making sure they’re not sporting ‘mad cow disease’ BEFORE you sink your teeth in them. You feel me?

I can’t believe you talked me out of shooting.

Little did Doctor Livingston presume that his distracting chorus of “If I Only Had the Nerve” would be his last distraction he’d ever make.

Much like the Lions of the Tundra, the Southern Lion has a keen eye and deft agility. Watch closely as he lines up his shot, sizing up his prey. Note how our animal trainer is careful to buy the drinks…

This is humiliating.

You had every right to bite him! “No Lions allowed”? What do they think this is, the sixties?

It was the third time that week that Bill and Mark’s friends had pulled the old “Invite them to a costume party that’s not really a costume party” gag, but it wouldn’t be the last.

You know, ever since that mouse pulled that thorn out of your paw, your game’s been crap! Just saying…

Hahaha! I knew that Lions suck at football, now I see they suck at pool, too!

I’m telling you it’ll never happen! “Da Bears” will never leave Chicago to come here, just so Detroit can say “Home of The Lions and Tigers and Bears!” Idiot!

I know she said she like a man that’s a real animal, but I think you took it a little too far!

The rules are very, very clear regarding scratches!

Come on Leonard, it’s time to get back to Safari Land. You’re going to miss the 4 pm show.

“I don’t suppose you know anything about who wrote ‘Humans Suck’ in the mens’ cat box?”

You’ve come a long way since Walkabout Creek.

Thundercats, whoa-oh-o-a-oha Thundercats, whoa-oh-o-a-oha Thunde… That’s when you start saying I’m Lion-O, I’m Lion… oh forget it.

So that’s why your nickname is Mane Man huh…

“Honey,when I said let`s dress up and play around,I didn`t have Pool in mind”

I refuse to play with clawed balls.

My name is David, not Supper.

“I don’t think they have a restroom for lions buddy.”

“Regarding their specials….I agree “buffalo wings” may at be first confusing…”

I’ve heard of pool sharks before but this is ridiculous.

Ok..

No i won’t teach you to shoot a combo!

Hey check out the chick at the end of the bar… is she lookin at me or you?

dude I am hammered. mind giving me a ride home

Do you feel really out of place sometimes

Sorry i called you a pussy dude, don’t take it personally

what does the white house and zoo have in common,,your wright there is an african lion in the zoo and a lieing african in the white house