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Elephant Pogo Cartoon Caption Contest
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This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, November 8th, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, November 9th, 2009.
- That’s it!
Now, please take a minute to vote on last week’s “Weapons Mart” contest.
(This beats the crap out of voting for governor in NJ.)
Time to vote for your favorite "Weapons Mart" caption.
- "No receipt?….no refund!…..NEXT." - modom (39%, 23 Votes)
- "If you want to get to heaven you’ve got to raise a little what?" - Michael (29%, 17 Votes)
- “Yes Mrs Armstrong, I think your husband WILL be surprised!” - Jill M (24%, 14 Votes)
- "Do you have someone to pick you up when you get there?" - Mickey (17%, 10 Votes)
- "Ma'am, with all due respect, we’re not Nordstrom!" - Susan (-9%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 59
Loading ...Here’s the winner of the “Lion Pool” caption contest:
Congratulations, OZ!
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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I think the circus is in town.
Heavy payload AND fuel efficient… nice!
They run on peanuts…
Don’t you just hate these GOP conventions?
The republicans were a little too quick to celebrate.
Well Larry, at least we’ve figured out where all the potholes are coming from.
“…and here comes ‘Bama’s offensive line…”
“When pigs fly” has lost all meaning.
“Well… I can tell you this the Macy’s parade isn’t what it used to be”.
“Just let the Jackasses try this”
I hope the Guinness people are watching.
Look Peter, its a pair of Pachyderms on pogos punching potholes on Park Place.
Let’s hope this works out better than the rollerblade incident.
My inlaws are visiting.
I guess they are tired of people ignoring the white elephant in the room.
The City Public Works Department is going to be pissed.
“Hey Adam, guess we don’t have to worry about job security. We will be directing traffic for months while all the streets are being repaired.”
“It used to be, ‘Til pigs fly’. Now it should be ‘Til Elephants pogo’”.
“The Republicans will do anything to make the six o’clock news!”
“Wait a minute. With Obama as president there should be asses out here, not elephants!”
Horton hears a what?
“Who trained these things anyway? They don’t jump together, and that one there is off doing his own thing”.
Ever since Horton & that egg, elephants have sure gotten uppity…
“I always wondered how potholes were made.”
“In GOP parlance, ths is what’s known as ‘pogo schtick’!”
It just fills my heart with joy knowing that ex-president George W. Bush cares about orphaned elephants.
You know I heard elephant’s have a different mating ritual in urban areas.
Great idea, Norm… I believe your genius has once again avoided a stampede!
Told ya they couldn’t handle their liquor…
You notice anything funny about main street today?
Don’t worry kid, you’ll get used to it. It’s always like this n Wall Street.
“You notice anything odd about this picture Wally?”
“Ya Arnie, the horn is in the back.”
I think It’s advertisement for the new Wii game.
It was sure nice of Obama to let the Republicans test out our new mode of green transportation.
I know California is trying to find cheaper ways to fix the roads, but this is just ridiculous!!
I usually see pink elephants when i tie one own.
“just between you and me, the boys at the station were hoping the ‘Leaping Lizards’ had won the pennant this year”‘
“Wait till you see what the clowns arrive on!”
“No YOU give ‘em the ticket!!”
“I believe the City Zookeeper calls it Rogue-go Pogo!”
A Pothole Producing Pogo-stick Pouncing Pachyderm Parade…Wow, betcha can’t say that 5 times really fast.
“Man,that`s nothing,the Pink Elephants I saw last night were juggling Balls on their Pog Sticks.”
If there is one word I would use to describe the incredible sight I see right now, it’s elephantastic!
I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have played Jumanji earlier…
One of the less popular theories on what will happen in 2012
Those Damn liberals
where’s fox news when youneed them ?
I did read about a Trunk Show coming to town …..
Pardon Me Gentleman can you give us directions to the Kristy Alley Look-a-like Contest?
Is Letterman Having “Stupid Pet tricks” on his show again tonight ??
So these are the reinforcements from the North?
When I recently saw them at the circus, I may have called them fat…
I hate when the Elephant Bar has happy hour!
The fun really begins once they pass by the bars.
This is no catastrophe Jim… THIS IS AN ELEPHANTASTROPHE!!!
no you call it, no you call it in, come on joe i call the last time when we saw that ufo remember
Must be a sale at the Big & Tall Store.
“Well, now we know why this street has so many potholes.”
ringling brothers are really going all the way this year joe,i see that sarge
what do you think peta going to do about this one joe.
Well, it’s better than the lingerie from last year.
These circus hazing pranks are getting out of control.
When Mrs. Wilson told me what she thought it sounded like, I never thought she’d be right!
They say us cops eat too many doughnuts, but these construction guys take the literal cake!
Hey, Maloney. You didn’t tell me your sisters were in town!
They ain’t the prettiest things, but they got lots of trunk space.
“I really hate zoo field trip day.”
“I knew it was asking for trouble when the city closed the skateboard park.”
“I never could learn to ride one of those things.”
“I’ve heard the fun doesn’t begin until they fly.”
“Even the stock market crash deserved a better send off than this.”
Thank God they’re not PINK!
I guess we’ll need some of that stimulus money to fix the road now.
I think the zoo ran out of peanuts again.
Well, at least they’re not speeding.
Is that your car parked in the red zone Jim?
Let’s get a bit to eat.
“Childhood obesity is out of control.”
Gee Phil, The academy didn’t address tactics for dealing with an attack by the Pogo Elephants from Planet Barnumandbailey.
So I sez to him, “Yeah, right, you can park here when elephants jump on pogo sticks!”
Are the flying pigs next?
I think I’ve seen it all.
So…do you want to write them a ticket or should I?
The GOP will do anything to deter healthcare reform…
When they said “It’s a circus down there!” I had something else in miind.
And that’s why we have earthquakes.
The Ringling Brothers have replaced their circus trains with eco-friendly pogo sticks.
The animal control officer is on his way with trunkquilizer darts.
Looks like something that happened in Vegas decided not to stay in Vegas.
Ten bucks if you call for a cleanup on aisle 5.
This time PETA has gone too far!
What is this… The Elephantom of the Opera!
The sleeping giants have awoken.
No Christmas this year . . . they trampled the Santa float a few blocks back.
Hey Frank, Did I ever tell you I can see Russia from my house?
“Trunks down! Oooh … Simon didn’t say trunks down. Sorry Walther.”
They call it the “pogo stick diet” but they sometimes accidently smash cars so I call it a “crash diet”.
There was a misprint in the flyers advertising tryouts for the Elephant Polo League.
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow. Back to my home, I dare not go. For if I do, my mother will say… Have you ever seen an elephant, going on a pogo rant. Down by the bay!
This is WAY worse than the time they came through on the hippity hops!
You arrest them….no YOU arrest them!
who says blondes have all the fun!
I’m guessing Mayor Bloomberg was reelected.
I hear the vice squad found a meth lab at the zoo.
As long as they are not texting, there are no laws being broken.
Hurry! We can beat the light!
Oh no! I told Jumbo not to bounce too high! He just crashed through that 3rd story window!
Show offs! I remember when they used to just ride cute little tricycles.
THIS is how the Republicans are putting some spring into their party?
Kellers agreed upon favorites thus far: “GOP Convention” by Russ; “No YOU give ‘em the ticket” by Jill M.; and “Less popular theories” by Ryan Nimm
Seriously Fred, I wish you would stop farting every time you hit the ground!
Dumbo looks to the sky, thinking there really must be a better way to get around.
“The GAP is promoting its GOP-inspired off-year election bounce with its ‘Young Republican’ line. They’re calling it ‘The GYP’!”
“Hey! You’re the ones who told us we couldn’t get a driver’s license!”
Better hold off on giving them a citation Ted. This is another one of those pork barrel jobs making man holes. The Democrats will be along shortly with the covers.
Pogos. Potholes. Pachyderms. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Maybe going green isn’t for 2 ton folks!
Marge, I know if we do this right we can fly, trust me.
Dumbos heading to the hill!
Hey George, Mama must have been right when she told me Ringling Brothers Circus went on strike.
Kenya is so boring, I love this town!
The police mans payrole is gonna pay for this one.
“I told the FBI under cover team not to wear anything Conspicuous.”
“I`ll be glad when the Fire Service strike is over.”
The elephants, forgetting about Daylight Savings Time, made the mistake of going out on Operation Pothole Repair Job Savings patrol just as the men in blue assumed duty.
Testing the metal that will serve as the vault door on highly valued gold bars, before the sticker that claims ‘not even pogo-jumping pachyderms can break in’ is affixed.
This isn’t as fun or funny as Big Balls!
I thwear, occifer, we are not as think as you drunk we are.
I still say it’s better than patrolling those parades in san francisco.
My favorite captions are all of Fran Welch’s captions.
you’re right! .. culturally they’ve not even tried to fit in but so far its been a quiet riot, they haven’t charged and with freedom of press what are ya gonna do??
I know, I know…but it’s freedom of press! What ya gonna do??