Cartoon Caption Contests
Demon Fight Cartoon Caption Contest
I'm sure I'll be hearing from the Pope soon.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, November 15th, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, November 16th, 2009.
- That’s it!
Now, if you would be so kind, take a minute to vote on last week’s “Elephant Pogo” contest.
This is what democracy is all about.
Time to vote for your favorite "Elephant Pogo" caption.
- One of the less popular theories on what will happen in 2012. - Ryan Nimm (23%, 14 Votes)
- "Well, it’s better than the lingerie from last year." - Tim West (20%, 12 Votes)
- "Look Peter, its a pair of Pachyderms on pogos punching potholes on Park Place." - Smoovesailor (20%, 12 Votes)
- "Hey Frank, Did I ever tell you I can see Russia from my house?" - Rich (15%, 9 Votes)
- “Trunks down! Oooh … Simon didn’t say trunks down. Sorry Walter.” - Chucky B (13%, 8 Votes)
- "Well, at least they’re not speeding." - Bernie S. (9%, 6 Votes)
Total Voters: 61
Loading ...And, here’s last week’s winner:
Nice work, Mr. Modom!
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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This way we don’t have to scoop up the Lion poop.
This is the best batchelor auction ever.
Teachers lounge at lunchtime at the parochial school.
Bad, bad habits.
“Do it!” he says.
“You’ll be blessed with 12 virgins in the afterlife!” he says.
That’s the last time I listen to you Carl!
Sisters, make sure you stay for the MAIN EVENT: “Jon vs Kate.”
Kick his ass Sea Bass!
I had no idea Calibos had a twin brother.
I’ll see you in hell!!!
That’s one hell of a match, Sister Ethel!
God always looked forward to Fridays after work.
There’s nothing better than two horny guys fighting over us!
C’mon – I’ve got $100 on the one on the right!
I told you Hitler shaved his mustache. Pay up…
Bitch! Your demon is goin’ down!
“It’s YOUR turn to buy the next round!” “No, it’s YOUR turn sista!”
The winner of the Hitler Stalin match has to take on my boy…Mao Zedong…
Don’t get your chasity belt all rusty.. It’s hell deal with it!!!!
Not even God needs to know what happens in Vegas…
WOO HOO! Forgive me Lord but I LOVES me some demon smack-down!
“But it’s the only time the girls get to cheer FOR the Devil!”
DAMN! The nuns are here again! I hope they don’t start a big drunken brawl like they did last week!
Modern day religious wars !
“I said I wanted to DATE your sisters, not BAIT them!”
“The Church Hall is free you said,… We won’t be bothered by anyone you said,…It’s Sunday and no one will be around you said!”
House members fighting over who can screw the American people more.
Girls just want to have fun
Friday night fights at the convent
“yes, God promised virgins. And your point is…?”
Before his all the fame, few people know that Dan Brown used to write and illustrate childrens boooks
Homo-Erotic Catholic Fetish Night at the annual Act Out Your Repression Festival was always a lively time for Herman.
“Boy,don`t you just hate this Hell Raising Parties.”
This is by far, the toughest crowd I’ve ever had to play before!
That Lucifer autograph on your wimple will be worth a bundle on eBay!
You bet the convent on who?
“You think this is bad?…You should have seen what happened when i went down to Georgia!”
“I dunno …seems like they just let ANYONE down here these days”
“You know that Eve woman started all this with her equal rights this and equal rights that campaign”
beats the hell out of cock fighting .
less filling!!!!!!! taste great!!!!!!!
“Sister Barbara, I don’t think we’re at the right cock fight?”
DiVinci’s lesser known “Last Brunch”
Sister Mary’s investigation revealed that priests and alter boys was just the tip of the iceburg.
“Winner of the match gets the nun of his choice”.
the nuns realized they had drank all of the wine and was going the have one hell of a hang over for the morning service.
sister mary just realized she had just lost total control of the church
The truth be known. And we always thought the nunnery was on the up and up!
why are we fighting anyway?
Sister Helen said, “I can’t bear to look upon a man half naked”.
Do you call this the Abbey or the Abyss?
If hates is a place of no return, why is there an exit?
Twelve Virgin Mary’s and Deviled Hamlets.
You don’t stand a chance. This is my dream so I’m going to win this fight.
Mother Superior: Yes, Sister Mary, everyone seems to be enjoying the show but it isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to arrange appropriate entertainment for Boxing Day.
So this is what nuns do to initiate each other into the sisterhood.
I think Michael Vick has something to do with this…
The loser has to work in the soup kitchen for a week.
Mother Superior suggested that they settle their dispute with a duel.
I am glad they gave us swords this time…. the cock fighting was killing me.
There’s always a few who want to root for the visitors.
The Sisters of Mercy get liquored up during the opening act. The main act you ask? The Chippendale Dancers?
“Aren`t they supposed to shout get those clothes off not put`em back on.”
The devil you say!
think about it father we got this for playing stink finger ,they’ll get worse for drinking let exit now
drinking is alot worse than stink finger wait til they hit the exit
Where in the hell is your rosary Sister Mary Catherine?
After decades of searching for the third anti-Christ the church changed its approach.
WINNER GETS TO BE ANTI-CHRIST!
You sure lucifer got his start this way?
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Who would have thought Dueling Devils would be a Nuns favorite sport…
World of Warcraft’s new nun character has become a big hit with the guild leaders. .
Jerry Springer takes over Court TV.
Eyes glued shut, Sister Sarah reluctantly chooses a suitor for her Freshnun hazing … “eenie, meenie, miney, oh no!”
While the devils dueled, the nuns prayed for their favorites to win.
“An illustration in the next Dan Brown novel”
“12 inebriated nuns…2 gladiating devils…1 hell of an orgy!”
Go get the popcorn Marie, Ted Haggard’s sermon is up next!
I can’t believe the nuns are singing “Devil inside” kind of inappropriate don’t ya think.
“Next time the knitting club come,don`t serve them any Blue Nun Wine.”
Sharing sangria, several Sisters see satanic swordfight Sunday.
Having been a silent order for many years, the Sisters of Satan finally let loose.
“WHO BRINGS A SWORD TO A HORN FIGHT!?”
Whose teeth are laying in the center of the arena and how did they get there? They must be MOLARS….
“Is that a sock in your pants?”
the winner get the nun of his choice, or was it none of his.
the winner gets the nun of his choice, or was none of his choice.
The one in the front row screaming “Take it all off!” is really starting to get on my nerves.
“They’re Nuns! They’ll stop the fight!” you said. “Most of them will run screaming!” you said.
Is this part of the exorcism?
I don’t mind them oggling my body, but did they really have to rub us down with Holy Water first?
Hey Marty! You have this dream too?
Just a chorus of horny nuns looking for a little tail.
“It’s blasphemy! The Bible only recognizes one Devil!”
Twelve “habits” who haven’t had “nun” for awhile!
“uh-oh…looks like father O’Malley left the sacrificial wine cabinet open again!!”
Wine my butt, it’s lite beer!
At least it’s not 200 degrees in here.
10 ‘Our Fathers’ will get them out of anything.
I used to drink too, and look how I ended up.
You ever read Dante’s Inferno?
“Did you know I hate violence more than I hate nuns?”
Sister Mary’s last night before becoming a nun. Let’s make it memorable!
I think there’s more wine in the church. I’ll check.
Oh my eyes! My virgin eyes!
“Come on, let’s put a show on for these ladies. They’ve traveled a long way for this.”
Devils killing each other—proof that the Lord works in mysterious ways
Dueling Devils
Alas recently “Convent Night Out” had taken a rather sinister turn….
“This deal has ‘Springer Show’ written all over it.”
“Loser has to to clean up the graffiti in the ladies room.”
It’s on Now,don’t make me call the man.
“The Devil’s Den: A Nun’s Exotic Fantasy Getaway”
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See no evil, speak no evil, beer no evil?
“I was a choir boy before the horns and tale became prominent. You?”
I bet you fifty hail mary’s that the one on the left will win the sparing contest
-Wow, he looks enticingly tempting! I’m putting my money on that hot little devil!
I said none of your business,not “nuns in your business”.
There’s nun…absolutely no way in hell that I’m betting!
Demon Fight
The Nun’s Story!
CUT HIS BLACK HEART OUT AND SEND HIM BACK TO HELL!