Cartoon Caption Contests
Egg-bot Cartoon Caption Contest
Call him Mr. Dumpty.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, November 22nd, 2009.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, November 23rdh, 2009.
- That’s it!
Now, if you would be so kind, take a minute to vote on last week’s “Demon Fight” contest.
(Don't worry, you won't go to Hell or be chased by angry nuns if you vote.)
Time to vote for your favorite "Demon Fight" caption.
- “Yes, God promised virgins. And your point is…?” - Sandy (31%, 19 Votes)
- "You sure Lucifer got his start this way?" - Judith Musick (18%, 11 Votes)
- "Less filling!!! Tastes great!!!" - Lynn Batey (13%, 8 Votes)
- “It’s blasphemy! The Bible only recognizes one Devil!” - Joseph Perozzi (11%, 7 Votes)
- "I had no idea Calibos had a twin brother." - jason h (11%, 7 Votes)
- "Why are we fighting anyway?" - dean (8%, 5 Votes)
- “Is that a sock in your pants?” - Bill S. (8%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 62
Loading ...Here’s the winner of the “Elephant Pogo” caption contest:
Simply smashing, Ryan Nimm.
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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Good News Mr. Dumpty, we got you back together again, bad news is you are 95% cyborg and Bob over here thought it would be fun to add in remote control!
Ole Gepetto is going to be put in his place when he sees this one!
Dr. Frankenstein’s great, great grandson continues on with the family business.
Now. to get this bastard back up on the wall…..
Still havne’t gotten over losing that science contest in high school I see.
I think he can smell the eggs I had for breakfast.
This should keep the in-laws away.
“I just figured, the kings horses and the kings men were unreliable anyway.”
Now get inthe kitchen and make me some breakfast …..
Where did you find shorts that big?
You really hate the Easter Bunny, don’t you?
I think hiring a clown for the kids party would have been better.
I call this one “MEGAEGGZILLA”
“The next time it has a great fall, I refuse to put him back together again!”
“If he has another great fall, Humpty WILL get tossed in the Dumpty, get it?”
“R2D2 is a wussy”
Ummm…professor….why is he looking at us like that?
Are you cracked? He’s not the tinman.
Code name: vegan vengeance.
“Man,is it my eyesight or are these New Yolkers getting bigger.”
Herb, regardless of your technology breakthroughs, this guy is going to scare the hell out of all the King’s Horses
Humpty Dumpty 2009
How many times do we have to tell you to “Stay away from the wall!”
“now..
Humpty Dumpty is very tall.
Humpty Dumpty will win every brawl.
All the kings horses and all the kings men will not ever have to mess with him again.”:
I wouldn’t get to close to him, he might be looking for an eggscape.
Uh Oh, Professor. I don’t think he liked your joke about his bloodshot eyes looking like two eggs swimming in ketchup.
So the old nursery rhyme wasn’t true, after all. Eat your hearts our king’s horsemen and king’s men alike!
Boxers or Briefs?
“The Yoke is on you.”
Yea, it’s the bowtie that makes me look like an idiot.
It’s my entry for “The Biggest Loser:Robots”
It’s ready to be inserted, sir.
“He looks tired has he just been layed.”
The high tech eggshell skull plaintiff.
your fascination with eggs has gotten the best of you this time professor
“When I said put him in a Shell Suit I meant the type what Athletes wear.”
watch what happens when i push the scary face button larry, ohhh
“Don’t worry Harry, I always have a piece left over too with these DIY kits”
“Borrow it?? Sheesh George you haven’t even returned the rake I lent you last fall!!
“well George…I think you may just outdo Larry’s ‘build your own omelette’ day this year!!’
“The Incredible Edible Egg-man..umm yeah I guess it does have a certain ring!
“And you say it said build your own “mam” on the box???”
**EDI to above post!!
oops sorry that should have said “man” not “mam”LOL!!
“Why The Radio Harry?? Ohhh now I get it..”ham” & egg!!”
I don’t know what’s wrong.. The receiver seems scrambled!
Wouldn’t you say he’s EGGstraordinary…
Ahh, you gave him waxed and curvy eyebrows you egg head! The picture clearly states straight and bushy.
We did better than all the King’s horses and all the King’s men!!
“Just what did exactly happen to you in that nursery Fred, all those years ago??”
“…and you are doing “the spoon” next week you say?? Hmm…Should be some race!”
He has a hard exterior, but he’s a real softie inside!
Okay Eggbert… once over easy…
Im the first one found , every easter.
Im telling you, they’ve got to stop feeding those chickens steriods
Hmm!! A human salad sandwich sounds good right now
Its bad enough im this size, but is that what im going to look like at his age.
Poke me again. I dare you.
“Meanwhile at the CIA’s Secret Weapon’s Division…”
I don’t think his flux capacitor is fluxxing.
If you tried to dress me up in that crap, I would be pissed too!
You said, I come down here, I see lightning bolts out the ass… I want to see lightning bolts out the ass!
I would have liked him much better scrambled…
Was he supposed to sit on the wall, or become one?
I’m almost afraid to see Mary’s little lamb?
If he cracks… we’re omellette!
Excuse me but…I’ll take my chances with all the kings men!
“…Snap out of it! For the fourth time, I’m telling you your wife’s on the phone.”
Is she on? “Showtime in 5 minutes Ms. Minelli.”
Cool, Isn’t it? I just bought it at the Michael Jackson estate sale!
I don’t know Fred… he looks like a bad egg to me.
“I think the name was clever but I don’t think he should actually take a dump”
Dude, you’re dreaming! It’ll never be as popular as the energizer bunny!
Every time I use the remote garage door opener, he shows up.
Alright, I’ll just be sunny side up if you… topside. I’ll be topside if you need me. Sorry, my mind is all sramboggled… My mind is all boggled right now…
I owe everything to you Dr.
My life was in pieces. My dreams were shattered. I was fried. My thoughts were scrambled. I was only a shell of a man when you found me.
You came along and put me back together. I can never repay you.
With that said…I will say you are a bit controlling.
This smart robot is a real egghead.
Man, you’re never going to get it to do housework!
OK, that thing is totally creeping me out! No matter where I walk in the room, I swear it’s eyes are following me!
Ummm…I hate to tell you this, but if you really want to frighten the masses I think you need to lose the bow tie.
I’ve named him “Faberge”. I figure he’ll fetch a better price on eBay if I describe him as a “remote-controlled, handcarved, handpainted Faberge egg”.
Dr Ted and Ed’s entry for the Leggo Building Championship – Leggo My Eggo.
well….he does have your hair.
If this don’t get Mr. Potato heads attention nothing will!
He’s no Potato head!
where did you say you put the batteries?
so, this is a virtual representation of the humpty dance guy in the early 90s?
I taught him how to dance by showing him reruns of the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Uh… Tom? He’s watching you.
Jerry, I think you’re taking this “evil genius” thing way too far.
I think you shoulda made him blonde.
Now you just have to make a robot chicken, have them race and see for once and for all which came first.
Dad, can I borrow your robot egg for my prom tonight?
1.first the egg robot then came the chicken or cock-a-doodle-do robot you tell me 2. your right first the egg came then the cock for the hen my friend 3.you really laid a big egg this time Mr.Duck your fired 4.what do you think the stock holders will say Mr.Goose 5.try feeding it to the boss my friend.It’s looking weard.
“Anybody for some wall therapy?”
His eyes have been darting around nervously ever since he saw the wife’s egg beaters.
What great fall?
“And the Republicans said Obama’s healthcare wouldn’t work.”
Dang it Dennis, just get a guard dog.
He doesn’t appear to have a sunny side.
Inventiveness, yes. Fashion sense, you don’t have.
Looks like an egg beater to me.
He’s definitely hard boiled.
How’s the new dumpty plan for world domination coming along?
“Dad, I just don’t think this will win Mom back.”
“Was this the only kit available?”
I’d be pissed too if I knew I was never gonna get laid again.
Now Humpty, if you feel yourself falling again, just press this button.
How did you manage to put Humpty
together again?
Initial programming suggestions that suck: ‘I think you start out easy…like “Sit on a wall.”‘
Weebles wobble but they dont fall down.
“Is it EGGactly what you wanted?…No YOLKS about it… Wait I got a ton…He but a shell…”
“Me thinks he’s looking a little pissed, Sir”.
“I don’t think this is what NASA had in mind when they wanted you to develop the new Mars Rover”.
Who were they to tell us WE couldn’t put humpty back together again?
Is that a bald spot on the top of your head professor?
I am the evil twin of the good Humpty Dumpty.
“Um, Bob? I think you have your stories confused…”
“I told you this would happen if we let SpongeBob hang out in San Francisco too long.”
“You sure you want to show up all the Kings men and horses like this?”
“I know you said you could do it but it is a bit over the top don’t you think?”
“I got the idea when I was visiting the Philadelphia Museum of Art. I call it “Achin’s Oval!”
They gonna need all them kingsmen to put this hardcore egg together again. Bring it bitches.