This theatre needs listerine.

Eventually, there will be beer.

Be careful.The emergency exit is very dark.

“Maybe if we`d brought the TV with us when we moved the Remote Control would work.”

I hear the seats in the rear are worse.

Let’s hope this giant is straight!

I think I’m falling in love with you…

Next time we shouldn’t wear the same thing…people might talk..

“‘Eat me!’ You had to say ‘Eat me!?’”

I love what you’ve done with the place.

I don’t mind the decor, but the carpet creeps me out!

A lot of people think I’ve got life licked, Tommy; but I gotta say, I feel like it could all go, just like that.

Was I right, or was I right? This couch looks great here!

It’s the breath that gets ya.

Anyone ever tell you you’re a freak?

What could McGyver make out of 2 bottles, 2 pairs of shoes, 2 belts and a remote?

Another football game and my hemorrhoids are going to do me in!

I don’t think the free TV and beer was worth it.

How long before he realizes we’re not dentists?

I think it is starting to kick in. Look at those crazy colors…”

“Why did we get such a tall couch?”

I had no idea where they were going with this “Giant couch potato chip” campaign.

“The tooth? You couldn’t handle the tooth!”

“When you said your wife had a big mouth, I didn’t take it so literally.”

“Now I know how Jonah felt.”

Did you fart?

Someone has some serious morning breath!

meet Jim-givitis and Hal O’tosis.

Maybe we can tie our shoe strings together and give this guy a good flossing.

This is not exactly my idea of a man cave.

The hygenist isn’t even going to have to ask.

“Watch your head, bro. Stupid mouth breather…took my hair piece clean off!”

Nice Uvula.

“Man, with rides like this, I’m not sure Oral World is gonna make it.”

“I bought it because of the remote controlled uvula, but the idiots installed the seat backwards!”

Is that a crown over there?

“If you sit really still we might catch the end of the game first AHHHHHHHHH MAN !!!!!!!!!!

“You weren’t kidding when you said you had High Definition television. I can almost feel myself inside that Dental Channel!”

“Why did you choose ‘Inside Your Mouth’ for your ‘virtual reality experience’?”

Paul Bunyan really should have paid a little less attention to the big game, and a little more to his lunch.

You were not lying when you said she had a BIG MOUTH.

At least we’re not in the nose bleed seats.

Hey Frank, Do you have any Altoids?

No, no, i love the new decor…it’s…very uh..tasteful?

“Fancy telling the dentist you`d make him eat his Words- that`s our SURNAME you idiot.”

I got approved for one other apt, but it was in a real craphole part of town.

“We need to get rid of that Dental Plaque and put some pictures on the wall.”

“I thought you were going to put your foot down”
“I know I know…. but you know how she gets, and besides, it’s supposed to give the room better feng shui”

we are now in the final week of “Survivor Joshua”

I do not think this Rosie O’Donnell ride is going to end well

“I dunno..the Bat Cave just ain’t the same since you retired Bruce!”

“Well, the divorce is final. She took everything.”

“Apparently.”

Nobody seemed to care when Wayne Szalinski shrunk the New Jersey guidos.

“Son, a father couldn’t be more proud of a son than what I am of you today. CONGRATULATIONS, HOMEOWNER!”

“Welcome to Timbucktooth!”

“I think he plans to marinade us from the inside out!”

“does this beer smell funky to you??”

“It’s the reflux i fear the most!”

poor mans incredible journey

deep throat 2009.

I told you she had a BIG mouth!

you did not just burp did you?

I always knew my wife had an appetite for men.

Live by the mouth, die by the mouth.

If this is your living room decor, I don’t think I want to see the bathroom!

Sure, it’s all fun and games until someone gets digested.

You’ll have to duck at 10 o’clock when she flosses-I hope you like the smell of mint…

“I have to wonder who introduced IMAX to AA because I think I could hurt them right now.”

“The bank told me the mortgage was gonna swallow me up but I went for it anyway.”

“Ther’ a bathroom in here?”

“If ya’ cut the tonsil out you could hang a 52″ plasma over there.”

“Something’s different in your apartment but I can’t put my finger on it?”

“The rent’s cheap, but I’ve had to Scotchguard everything.”

“When she said she could fit two dicks in her mouth at once, She wasn’t kidding.”

OK: “Past the lips.” check. “Over the gums.” check. All thats left is “Look out stomache here we come.”

This bites.

OK…gimme the remote.

nothing like kicking back for the game with all your buds

oh i think the giants are playing today.

i like what you have done with your place, by the way what is that hanging over there?

Arnold, the Magic School Bus was 15 years ago. Let it go, man.

The tongue and groove flooring is a nice touch.

Let’s watch something that’s a little easier to digest.

Wanna go back and work out on the speed bag?

I got this beer really cheap from the back of a truck.

Why does it smell like garlic?

I wonder why these seats were so cheap?

You like the place? I redecorated.

Can you believe it? They were just going to throw all the props for the fun house away.

I can’t put my finger on it, but something just isn’t right.

Certainly has a bite, eh?

Well at least I didn’t get stuck with a bulemic, you know what I mean?

“When I was your age I had to walk three miles uphill in the snow to change the channel!”

“I can’t believe you had me come up from the ovaries for this!”

“Next week, Fallopian tubing, my treat!!”

“Son, this is not my idea of a bar and grill!”

“Just curious…where did you find the remote?”

“Just curious..where did you find the remote?”

This time you’re Pinnochio and I am Gepetto!

Well, I certainly did not see that coming!

So, Jack…….Thought you told me you had chopped down that bean stalk the other day

Dude, this couch sucks

i wonder why he said do not bring snacks

i got this sudden urge to floss

It’s pretty drafty in here don’t you think?

“Well, you said Empire Strikes Back was your favorite movie, and encasing you in carbonite was too expensive…”

Man #1 I heard my wife talking to someone the other day about us being the biggest two couch potatoes on earth.

Man #2 Better not have been my wife. She LOVES potatoes.

Oh that? It’s just my wife. She’s got Football Sunday Frustrations again… She tries to come between me and the TV set every year.

What “real” NERDS look like.

I’ve been having this dream….

Is the heat on?

Can we watch something besides Jaws?

Welp, it’s your turn to scrape the tongue. Watch out for the gag reflex.

Hey… You dare me to go punch on that dangling, hangy, punching bag looking thing?

What inspired you to go with this design… The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Dude, am I drunk, or are we really inside of a giant mouth right now?

Let’s just hope he doesn’t curl his tongue… That would put us in an awkward position.

1.”Bad diet.”

2.”What does ‘drinkability’ really mean?”

“Maybe now we’ll find out how the housewife in Ky whitened her teeth without paying a dentist.”

OK! Now I remember… He said ‘Long in the tooth!’

if only you had cable this would be perfect

I get all of my decorating ideas from Martha Stewart.

Being the night watchman at the National Museum of Dentistry is a really cushy job.

My wife doesn’t come into my den anymore since I redecorated it.

“Looks like this works better than Rogain!”

The before and after shot of Will Havhair.

“You say this Oprah Roller Coaster is life sized eh?”

“When these white pods lower and you hear the voice say, ‘Beam them up’, hold on to your beer tightly.”

“I feel like I’m in a salon with the ’sit under’ hair driers. Like I really need that!”

“This is your chance to ‘air your dirty laundry’”.

“Dan, I know you are a proud dentist… but this decor is a little over the top”

You know,Jonah, being swallowed by a whale is not all that bad.

“Hope you told the pizza guy to come to the front door.”

Think she’ll swallow?

it’s the exit I’m worried about!

“You know, this man cave thing is a little weird! “

“Please tell me this isn’t Monica’s mouth…”

Do you get that Beavis and ButtHead thingy?

“I have a sudden urge to gag.”

“Is this what they call a bachelor’s pad?”

“When I paid twenty bucks to come in her mouth this wasn’t what I was thinking.”

Whew! This place has housitosis.

So I says to her, “You just had to open your mouth, didn’t you?”

“Wow, your new ‘HD’ TV is almost too realistic!”

“I’m just the guest – YOU tell her she has bad breath!”

“I guess you weren’t kidding when you said your wife was a man-eater!”

“I take it your wife is still caught between being a dentist or an interior decorator?”

That’s some remote Harry !

Best seats in the house? We’re in the singer’s mouth!

Did you ever see the Looney Tunes episode where the mice went to the Kit Cat Club?

Good thing I wore my “eaten” pants!

Remember, your CL posting was in the “strictly platonic” section… so no funny stuff, right?

Momma’ sez alligators is ornary cuz dey got all dem teef and no toof brush!

They call him “Yuck Mouth”…

They call him “Yuck Mouth”

I imagined my life would be better than bald and living with my dad surrounded by leglamps at this age.