Comments on: Santa Cartoon Caption Contest

By: David Winger

David Winger — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 04:15:01 +0000

“After five hundred years of making toys I’d really like to start outsourcing!”

David Winger — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 04:09:07 +0000

“I want to get over my fear that we may be the next subject on Mythbusters!”

David Winger — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 03:56:12 +0000

“‘This time I want to be the nice Santa and you be the naughty Santa!”

David Winger — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 03:50:50 +0000

“I’d like to be as believed in as Simon Cowell.”

David Winger — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 03:45:22 +0000

I’d like a new Torah for my congregation.

Joseph Perozzi — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:01:50 +0000

“All those hanging stockings just serve as a metaphorical reminder of how well hung Christmas is and I’m not!”

Gianna — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:53:28 +0000

All I want for Christmas is my job back.

Tamara Burks — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:03:26 +0000

I want to get what I want for Christmas for once!

Jim Cavanaugh — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:04:55 +0000

These Mall Santa training sessions suck.

William Davison — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:57:23 +0000

your bipolar