Caption Contests
Plunger Bar Cartoon Caption Contest
Avoid the temptation to follow the low road on this one.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, January 3rd 2010.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, January 4th 2010.
- That’s it!
Here’s a chance to vote on last week’s “Turret House” caption contest.
Cast your vote with care - the NRA is watching!
Time to vote for your favorite "Turret House" caption.
- "So, is this in a rough part of town?" - David (34%, 26 Votes)
- "Sorry,..but when you said home on the range, i was thinking something different." - lisa jones (32%, 25 Votes)
- “Should we submit an offer or a treaty?” - Keith in Dallas (16%, 12 Votes)
- "The ad says, 'Cozy Secluded Retreat.'" - Mark (12%, 9 Votes)
- “Surprisingly, no.” - Greg (6%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 77
Loading ...And, here is last week’s cartoon with the winning caption:
Very well done, Bernie S.!
And, the winner of the three-way tie for the “Doc Vulture” contest is posted below:
Nicley done, Steve Naso!
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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Its a dirty job but somebodys got to do it!
Ahhhh Shit Man!!!
My parents always encouraged me to “Take the Plunge”
I hate the Holidays!
What the hell did you do in a former life to deserve this?
“Seems like everything I work at just goes down the drain.”
Yeah…so what if I got the world’s record for holding my breath under water?
You want to know where all those Yule Logs go??? I’ll tell you where they go!!!
I’m telling ya we go Union, no more of this shit….
I used to work in the White house during the Clinton Administration. And let me tell you…it was no easy job, my friend.
“…and you. You cause more problems than ‘Mr Stinky’.”
Don’t tell me to squeeze the Charmin!
You wouldn’t believe the crap I had to put up with today.
I’m just getting too old for this crap.
Another crappy day in paradise.
You’re right, people should drink more and eat less.
One more word about work and I’ll roll you out flat, ya hear me?
One more and we hit the road. Last time you really got wiped out, man.
You da’ bum keeps playing “Wipe Out” on da’ jukebox?
i am telling you charmam i have never seen any thing like IT
I’d like to see that Mike Rowe do either of our dirty jobs.
uuuhh dam it, can i get a break from all of this, some one said the toilet plugged again.
i stink i will have another please
you know you are all ways plugging up the joint.
“You know, if you’d do better at your job, they wouldn’t need to use me so often!”
It’s paper like you that drives me to drink.
“Ah, let the shit hit the fan!”
now that i8s some scary ass shit let me tell you.
now that is some scary ass shit, let me tell you.
“Job security sucks sometimes!”
“Here’s to another year full of the same ‘ole’ crap.”
why do you have to take crap of every one charmin?
why do you have to take crap off every one charmin
“How’s come every time I see you here you talk about the same ole shit?”
You have it easy, they only call me when the going gets tough.
the last guy we had would not take crap off no one
“Keep it up mister and I’ll wipe the bar with you!”
All I was saying is I hate seeing you flush your life away.
Yeah, yeah, I know you get flushed down the toilet but my job stinks too.
I know the holidays are the worst, all that eating makes us work overtime!
What they did to your relatives is disgusting!
You think you had a sh*tty day?
Who shall win this pissing contest over the WORST. JOB. EVER.???
I’m outta here, I deal with enough crap at home…!
I think you need to stick it where the sun don’t shine…
I’m leaving before I tear you a new one…
“The Orange Bowl, the Hawaii Bowl, the Super bowl, I’m tellin ya, when are we going to see the Toilet bowl”.
I’m going to drown my sorrows…
and people wonder why we drink during lunch break.
I don’t care how much you feel you job wipes you out… I still say my job sucks.
“I’m tell ya Mr. Plunge it’s those refried beans and peppers that really burn my ass”.
I’m gettin’ while the going’s still good!
“Piss me off and I’ll wipe the floor with you paper boy.”
“All the booze in the world can’t wipe away this taste.”
“I live next to a toilet. Don’t think for one second that I’m above smacking you with this stick coming out of my head.”
yea ..yea..were all in love with that snooty assed new urinal,and your point is?
One more of your DINGLE BERRY stories
and I swear I’m gonna strangle you!
“That’s right, I’m drunk. And I’m sure I don’t have to remind you how amorous I get when I’m drunk.”
“Keep talking crap and I’ll smash you with this bottle.”
I’m sick of always bailing you out when you get in a tight squeeze!
How bout the buttcrack on that last plumber?
“Man,you`ve got it easy,I work for a family who still use the Local Newspaper instead of Tissue.”
Let me tell you, if Joe has Indian food one more time this week I’m out!
Listen, just be glad you’re 2-ply….I know a guy who has it worse than you
Trust me, you don’t want to be recycled….going through it once is enough
Mark my words:
the END is near.
I hear they are installing a urinal at work! Now we are both out of a job!
“Ha! You say my job sucks?? What does that say about yours!!!”
I’m tired of them just using you like that. They treat you like you’re dispensable.
I’m tired of them using you like that all the time. They act like you are dispensable!
“I’m sorry Betty we’re gonna have to call it quits…you’re just too much toilet paper for me to handle!!”
“I say we stick it to the man!!”
Stop! You’re One Ply!
“You think you have a hard job? I’m the one who really has to fix problems.”
“Of course I prefer a bottle… I LIVE in the can!”
is that butwiper oh a mean budwieser sorry
At least you get to go for a spin every once in a while!
Then I says ‘Water under the bridge’ my eye!
I got your “Mr. Whipple” right here boy!
It’s a “Black Thing”…you wouldn’t understand.
Searching for Klingons Captain Kirk?
“A monkey on your back, you should see what I carry on my back”.
“Yes, sometimes I think I am carrying the whole load”.
So it was you who cause that roll-over accident!
Let’s Roll!
What’s your problem? This is the
best stool I’VE ever been on.
My big brother has it made, he’s a mute for a trombone.
You just had to sing “It’s my potty, I’ll cry if I want to!
Yeah! That’s right! You’re the reason I’m always in shit up to my eyeballs!
I heard Bob telling the other plungers that you were the reason for all their problems down at the bowl this week. Was he right?
And if you had this hairdo you’d have a bad attitude too!
All you do is hang around. My job is totally draining.
You think YOU’RE wiped out?!! You ain’t heard what I’VE been through!
Dont be a wuz,just climb on and lets go
“I understand man. Ten years of forcing crap down their throats and I asked “Where’s my reward, my sense of accomplisment?” So I chucked it all and opened this Bar.”
This guy wouldn’t go down so I was authorized to use plunging force, now he is trying to sue me! Can you believe that crap!
“Feces, turds, loaf, chunks. I know I sound racist but they’re all the same to me. “
i am talking full Monte dude
I am getting tired of having get you unstuck from your messy situations.
You’re on a roll. My prospects are
plunging.
And THAT’S why I’ll never work at Juan’s “All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet”, despite the job security
As I was saying, my boss is a REAL asshole!
“So, you sharing the Charmin or not?”
“Yo White Cloud! Pass me the perfume.”
“Ya got a lot of fluff to be calling me unclean ‘Mz Angel that’s never met a strange crotch’.”
“Wanna find out why I love down and dirty?”
“What’d you mean I’m not long enough?”
No, you’re not Charmin when you’re drunk. You’re obnoxious.
I don’t want to hear your excuses. Excuses are like asses. Everyone’s got them and they all stink.
Look’s like where the only one’s getting And here
“I know this is someones chair,i`m working,it`s a Commode.”
Oh, so clogging our toilets isn’t enough for you. You gotta come in here and clog up our bars too!
You have some nerve to come in here, sit next to me and order a Drano!
Paper towels don’t belong in the toilet, that’s why I became a Bounty hunter!
I love you man, without you I wouldn’t have a job. I just have to act mad so people don’t think I’ve gone soft… No pun intended.
My job sucks!
I got my job through Craigslist. The ad said logger wanted. Who knew?
suck it up butt wipe, nobody wants to hear that crap!”
I’m sick of dealing with shit every day.
“If you did your job better, I wouldn’t be called in to clean up your mess!”
You live with a bunch of teenagers? At least you have a good chance of ending up in someone’s tree.
No, dummy, I’m NOT happy to see ya. It’s a stick in my head!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
“Let’s have some fun,” you said. “Let’s heckle the magician,” you said.
“You’ve got some nerve calling me ‘Potty Mouth’.”
You ever had your stool pushed in
“Sure I blow some money on beer, but you should see my breath mint tab.”
I would never force my kids to join the family business!
Why couldn’t my kids become doctors!?
“You may not believe this, but I’ve never had a lap dance.”
Will you stop saying, “Down the drain!”
“The good news? We don’t have to worry about identity theft.”
Any more crap outta you and I’ll jam this bottle where the sun don’t shine!
ya I know…I’m wiped too !
Everyone always says that the service industry is an easy gig, but from my experience, it seems just plain shitty.