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And I thought MY singing was ENOUGH for you!
“Hey, Hon, how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies do we want this year?”
“Honey,your relations have arrived.”
Honey, call Homeland Security! The number of illegal aliens in this neighborhood is really getting out of hand.
Tell Junior his posse is here.
Honey, do we give to the Inter-Galactic Domination League?
” Honey, didn’t you stop taking those fertility drugs?, just curious.”
I’d rather just have the “Illegal” Aliens.
Dear,
The new neighbors want to borrow our car.
The census takers are here.
I told you not to skip a few Christmas gifts this year!
Honey, did you order “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” over the Internet?
“Nancy, come meet the new neighbors.”
Honey, have you finished your call? E.T. wants to phone home.
Honey, were you expecting the four mutant horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Honey, do we want to host a foreign exchange student?
Honey, they don’t like the carbonated drinks. Do we have any Tang?
hey susan did we just celebrate 2010 or 2012?
i do not think we have to go see that movie avatar now dear
Honey.. your family is here.
so what happen to our normal lawn care guy?
Honey, could you get “J” with MIB on the phone again please!
Honey, where did you say you found those tree trimmers again?
I think we need to change fertilizer again.
Is it still October?
Honey, the remodelers are here.
I think we just won a trip—
No school AGAIN?
Hey, Lucy! Did you forget to put the lid on the trash can?
dear they also want to probe us for no extra charge
Hey babe, did you order any party animals?
I think I know why this property was so cheap now…
Hey Audrey, it’s those crazy purple people eaters from down the way again.
They’re heeeere!
They’re here!
Honey…They’re Here!
“congress is on break”
“Honey, those people from Acorn are here”
“Honey, call the booger exterminator”
“No Ethel..it’s NOT Ed McMahon’s people”
“Flu season has arrived!”
“Gladys…you’re book club’s arrived”
“It’s one of your hallucinations. It wants to know if you can come out to play.”
“For Pete’s sake Phyllis!! What on earth did you put in that last martini???”
“They’re ba-ack!”
“You’re family is just awful. “
Looks like we’ll have a larger than usual post traumatic stress support group now that you’ve all survived the holidays.
“”ummm..you know those “children” you said were playing outside? I think they’d like a word! “
“He says they have references.”
“For crying out loud Betty!! I thought you said the ‘Martins’ were coming for dinner !! “
“He says they’re friends of Nick.”
“Awww, I told you they wouldn’t be wearing ties!”
That’s it honey…no more drugs for me !
Dear the illegal aliens want paid for the yard work !
Boy that peyote is some bad stuff.
This neighborhood is really going downhill fast.
“Where’s the Minutemen when you need them?”
“Honey, your family just arrived.”
“Hey Babe, are you interested in a copy of the Watchtower?”
Honey, I think I forgot to take my medication again.
Hey Honey, have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?
Good news Doris,my Detox is working,I`m no longer seeing Pink Elephants.”
Wrong address, Honey. They are looking for a “Lou Dobbs….”
Darn Democrats are moving into the neighborhood, call our Realtor!
I guess we shouldn’t have mixed steroids and fertilizer together.
I don’t want to be on this ride anymore.
Dude, I do not think this is going to be a fun acid trip.
Honey, your family stopped by for another surprise visit.
Hey babe, we need to talk about that Swiffer I got you for Christmas!
Next time you upset the neighbors, make sure they don’t own any aliens.
Scott, your friends are here!
Honey, they got a hold of our chainsaw again.
Babe, I think I REALLY need a nap now.
“I thought you said your family was going to leave the power tools at home this year.”
“I don’t know who they are but they look like your side.”
“Does being politically correct mean I have to let them come in naked?”
The one with the chainsaw doesn’t bother me. It’s the one smokin’ pot in the armored assault vehicle I wonder about.
“When did the Jehovah Witnesses start carrying chainsaws?”
Doris, the party favors have arrived!
Doris I see your book club has gone strictly, Sci-Fi…
Doris, I see your book club has gone strictly, Sci-Fi…
The invisible fence is on the fritz again!
Are you ready for our next close encounter?
You swore the sex toys you ordered were supposed to be inconspicuous!
Honey! Your folks are here!
Hey Martha, are you decent? The Toeheads are back from vacation and want to visit for a bit.
“Honey! the handymen from Mars is here to tear down the barn!”
Sweetie, I thought I told you not to feed it after midnight!
Well shit!
we’ve have children of the corn at our doorstep!
Honey, I think it’s time I come clean about the One-Night-Stand I had when I was abducted by aliens.
Marge, those yard guys from the third dimension are back asking for flambloozog again.
He said they just want to be ‘friendly neighbors’ Irene…Turn down the opera!
i can take care of my own plants thanks anyway mverno@roadrunner.com
“Did someone here sign up for a google phone?”
“Jane, your Facebook Club is here.”
“Last damn time I answer this door.”
“ok, what nitwit ordered the Gyros?”
“Selma, your prom dates are here.”
“All I want to know is who in this house gave out our address to the newest little snots in town?”
The cute one needs another soda to
wash down the cat.
Son, it’s time we talked about the dangers of mixing power tools and Red Bull.
Is there room in the freezer? They appear to be edible.
How much do you tip the landscapers?
What did I tell you about lending out my power tools?
oh no they want my last beer
Um, I think our new neighbors are opening a Kerr group home…
The weather man said it would rain cats and dogs, he was wrong again.
“The crew from Alien Landscapers are here. They have a special on phallic topiary this month. They even brought floor samples from which to choose!”
It’s about time! Honey you’re people have come for you!!!!!!
homey, i told you they are coming, i am ready for moon hole.
oh my lord -appraiser, lender, agent, repo man, handyman..all have come together….let me go out and check for new homes till they foreclose or shortsale this one.
Hey Honey, Your mom’s back with the kids!
Hey Marge…your hair dresser and her crew are here…..
Sweetheart … The girls are here for your poker game … shall I show them in?
Ralph … the guys are here to watch the game. Bring the beer and com’on!
Charlene … the baby daddies are here for the kids!
Martha’s here with the grandkids!
Don’t drink the tap water dear, looks like our neighbors have turned into mutants.
Honey…remind me to lay off the crack for a few days.
I told you not to have any intergalactic keggers while I was gone.
Uh-oh! Son, could you grab me that can of anti-alien spray?
Man, you have some freaky friends!
They wanna know if we got cable….
I’ll try to be home before dinner dear!
Hey honey looks like that alien rehab reall does work! Well who woulda.
Ohh Dear, your realitives are here!!1
Ohh Dear, your realitives are here!!
They’re heeeerrrrreeee. But they’re not very scary.
The party animals are at it again.
If it was one if by land, two if by sea, I believe THIS would make it three…
It’s too late for the H1N1 vaccine now.
Do we want to donate to Al Gore’s ice sculpture?
Hun, the Alcoholic Amoeba’s are here for their AA meeting.
I specifically wrote buy lawn gnomes. How could you possibly mistake GNOMES for GERMS!?
It’s those people of walmart again.
forget about the robots, the aliens are here
honey, did you pay the gas bill?
Kids, you better go to your rooms…
Someone has to invite evil in? these guys aren’t so bad…
Honey did you hire some illegals? There here!
The audacity to just “Pop-Over” uninvited.
“Honey, I am not so sure about these legal aliens.”
Call immigration, Ethel, before the neighbors do.
Honey, MUST you invite your family over every holiday?
Dear, you know how you’re always saying I just can’t say no? Well, you’d better take this one!
There goes the neighborhood…
About that new lawn service – I don’t think they take checks!
“I wonder if it’s too late to back out of our vacation house swap program?”
Its your parents.
are we expecting company
Honey, your family is here for dinner.
Honey the germs are here. Get the case of hand santitizer out.
Honey,the landscapers would like to hide inside until the immigration agents pass our block.
“Honey, it’s for you.”
Its our nieghbors. The space invaders.
Honey, your Adopt-A-Pest are here.
Is this why they sold the house so cheap?