Waiting for the second shoe to drop as usual.

I guess he wasn’t Jellin.

I wonder why they call them the “Foothills?”

The Persistence of Tide

Noooooo, looking at a giant naked man doesn’t make feel uncomfortable at all

And you said you weren’t a size queen

I wan’t a divorce

We are witnessing One Giant Leap for Mankind!

People at burning man are really running out of ideas

Happy Anniversary Honey! Refreshing view isn’t it?

Big Foot’s just a myth, right?

Wow, if only this guy would play for the Philadelphia Sixer’s.

Something tells me that we’re not in Kansas anymore!

We must be in the Land Of The Giants.

Um honey, I took a wrong turn, so you can check this out.

Wow, Yao Ming is already a stop on the Great Wall tour!

Watch what you say or they will give you the boot and we will have to sock it to them!

“Yes, I can see he doesn’t have a woman to clean up after him.”

“I’d say our suspect is about 30 feet tall, 1100 pounds, and is wearing one shoe.”

This place gives one the feeling that there is some force greater than humanity at work in our lives.

“Is that a Rolex?”

“Now I see why he’s call Paul BUNYAN!”

I’m sorry honey. I didn’t realize Big “Sur” was short for Surrealism.

YOU tell him to pick up after himself.

I hear they used to film Married With Children around these parts.

“you know what they say about a man with BIG FEET!”

“must take a truckload of detergent to do his laundry”

“i can imagine the food bill!”

“These Salvado Dali landscapes fail to do much for me.”

“how am i suppose to compete with that?”

“and you want us to adopt a kid that size?”

“…and here we have the testing grounds for Timex watches, Timberland boots, and Woolrich socks, survivors all.”

“at least you don’t have to worry about him being bullied”

“It makes me question if dinosaurs were real or not.”

“It’s obviously fake. There’s no footprint.”

“having given birth to this child, i now petition the court to change my name to CANDY CANYON!”

“Where’s the nesting birds? Every monument has bird poop on it.”

“i’m so glad we build macmansions!”

Paul Bunyan’s Teenage Years – The Exhibit

“Funny..they don’t seem so big up close”

Just be glad we don’t see any pants or underwear laying around… but if it starts raining run for cover.

How come it always look better in the brochure?

I knew Italy looked like a boot but I didn’t know it came with a sock and a watch.

I know Italy looks like a boot but I didn’t know it came with a sock and watch.

Correction

“Where’s the beef” honey, mind your manners.

I told the zoo keeper to never let the giants have tequila, now look what happened.

Oh my! We really are going to see the Pitiful Helpless Giant.

Dang. I knew we should have taken up the car hire company’s offer of excess insurance.

This was the land of the Jolly Green Giant before global warming.

I know you said your father was a big man in these parts Elma, but I wasn’t expecting this.

Like I told you honey, be firm,look them in the eye and they just can’t take it.

Amazing. No-one has any idea why their civilisation came to an end. They were once the biggest thing around in these parts.

Well Tina – what do you think of Optical Illusion Valley?

“The war in Iraq costed an arm and a leg, these are the remains.”

See, I told you there must be a pool here-somewhere!

“The Valley of Kicking Butt and Rocking Socks Off, was not as rock and roll as the brochure made it out to be.”

“This is where David challenged Goliatch to a game of strip poker.”

Uh have you given any thought to what might have scared him off?

“This is where David challenged Goliath to a game of strip poker.”

Sorry about another comment but I had a typo above ^

Hey hon, look around for a wallet!

My guess, is he is in BIG TROUBLE!

We’re gonna need a truckload of crime scene tape, for this one…

“Honey,I don`t think this Dr Martens will cure your Blood Pressure.”

Gulliver is skinny-dipping again.

“I don’t see the need for the binoculars…”

“Wow, what an amazing site! This reminds me of my old college entrance exam. Boot is to sock, as watch is to what?”

“Did you ever feel small and insignificant…”

Disney re-thinks it’s “Small World” attraction.

Hmm, the woman living in the boot must not have liked her neighbor in the Stiletto Heel.

Wow, isn’t it just so beaut… OH MY GOODNESS!!! It’s 3 o’clock! We gotta go!!!

“You had to go ahead and climb the bean stalk, Jack. You couldn’t just climb a tree.”

Uh, honey? He’s heading back this way. Maybe we should get in the car.

Feel At Home Desert is bigger than expected.

The Valley of Undressed Time!

“This is really the worst flea market I have been to.”

Timeless Foothills!

They say these are the wonders of the modern world!

The treasure map said nothing about a boot and sock, but I think we’ve found the large time piece!

Kinda makes ya wonder if those are really mountains in the background!

How was I to know it was a ray gun. I thought it was for sightseeing!

“Wow honey……look at his stimulus package.”

I’ve finally figured out the puzzel, Martha, “It’s time, to boot, the white sox.”

(Yes, I am a creative genius)

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“Well I’ll be, Connie.” “Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”

Wow,just beautiful.

I’m in awe.

So, on what day do you think God created this?

It’s raining men.

I wish the kids were here with us to see this. They would just love it!

Now how do you like that!!!
And I always thought that the
Old Woman Who Lives In A Shoe
was a fairytale!

I told you not to give me that last drink.

I’m must be reliving my youth. The mushrooms are making me to imagine things again.

See? Bigger isn’t always better!

“they still haven’t figured out how to set the watch”

I thought you were telling tall tales when you described this place.

The guide book says that he used to be short and scrawny until he enrolled in a bodybuilding program.

Picasso’s art display.

Grand Canyon 2021.

The guidebook was right Elaine, Ed Smith’s bathroom floor IS picturesque!

The belt, wallet and the rumored candy wrapper are an hour east-let’s hurry before the maid gets there!

It is pretty and all, but I just can’t help but think of that poor village under the sock.

Ever since the Green Valley dried up, the Jolly Green Giant has lost his zest for life.

I hope this isn’t the new shoe bomber training center.

“Wally… I thought you said this was PG 13?”

My mother would have LOVED this.

He says he’s a big boy now–why can’t he just pick up after himself?

“You smell that?”

This trip has been nothing but a big waste.

I wonder how Mark Mcguire got that big.

You’re right, Shaq is a slob.

“Area 51 magnified”

I didn’t think your mother would be here.

So uh… You come here often?

I cannot believe they call this art.

Looks like Paul Bunyan is finally getting some.

We’re gonna need a toe truck.

Blisters, I suppose.

I brought you here to talk about your foot odor.

honey it looks like it is time to get on with the tour and see what happens next.

“Time to kick a bobbysoxer’s ….”
The rest of the rebus seems to be missing.

“Honey, I blew up the kid…again”

“Historic landmark for the Battle of Little Big Foot”

“Evidence that Paul Bunyan was in Area 51”

“Modernization attempts for the Jolly Green Giant have failed”

“Future site of Giant’s Stadium”

“Proof that Jack and the Beanstalk was no fairytale”

“So this is where the story of Jack began?”

Deleted scene from “Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves”.

“Is there any chance of making it to those mountains without getting trampled?”

“Sleepless in Colorado”

“It always pays to have a second opinion!”

And these are the foothills of the Rockies

Do you have a quarter? I want to use that viewer and get a closer look.

Hey honey, can you believe we’re just “one foot” away from those mountains…

I told him not to “set foot” on death valley…

Honey, you should’nt have said those shorts made her butt look big.

” Next stop…Underpants Lookout”.

“Probably taking a break while the cropduster powders his feet.”

“You oughta see his skate key.”

“No. Let’s don’t open our shine parlor here.”

The clocks wrong. I want a divorce.

I am Christo…It’s what I do. Plus, I make 75 € a month on the telescope.

“Looks like you win. I had Col. Mustard in the library with the candlestick.”

with mastercard you get all most any thing you want like a giant boot 427 dollars a giant sock 216 dollars a giant watch 791 dollars and not seeing where they came from priceless

I’ve been here a hunderd times and I still don’t get it.

Apparently it was time for some new boots.

It’s Indian sign language.

Sweaty socks need love too.

Shoe says to sock,”Was I silly to think that we were made for each other?”

Man says to woman,”See I told you! Giants really do exist!”

“Honey, please calm down. It’s not always true what they say about the size of a man’s shoe…”