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Text Therapy Cartoon Caption Contest
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This is the World Famous Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest- so dig it!
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, January 31st 2010.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, February 1st, 2010.
- That’s it!
Here’s your opportunity to vote on last week’s “Boot Canyon” contest:
Vote away!
Time to vote for your favorite "Boot Canyon" caption.
- "YOU tell him to pick up after himself." - Gary Welch (38%, 22 Votes)
- “This is where David challenged Goliath to a game of strip poker.” - Victor H. (28%, 16 Votes)
- "I want a divorce." - Joseph Conn (19%, 11 Votes)
- “Wow, what an amazing site! This reminds me of my old college entrance exam. Boot is to sock, as watch is to what?” - Marilyn Brenden (9%, 5 Votes)
- “At least you don’t have to worry about him being bullied.” - Angel Redoble (6%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 58
Loading ...Here is the winner of the “Feline Apocalypse” caption contest:
Nice work, Thom!
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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Type faster!! Whoever texts me the company name first gets the job!
When i said we need to send a message to our stock holders I didn’t mean it litterally!
Say it out loud and stop texting the psychiatrist!
“Doc, we’re only having sex ONCE a week, via text!”
Put your cells down! This is no time to be sex-texting each other!
I don’t approve of this but can you check showtimes for avatar 3-D while your at it?
Dick and Jane loved everything about their new phones, except for having each others’ numbers.
I suppose this is what you both meant by communication issues?
I don’t care if you want to watch the new episode of Law and Order! We have got work to do!
“…and you wanna know what he said to me Doc? You wanna know what he said? He said, ‘I wouldn’t text you with my brothers thumbs.’”
I’m trying to have a conversation with you two. Texting is not an option!
Broken marriage… there’s an app for that.
You see! She never talks to me…
“See, that’s what is making me nuts. Everytime we have marital problem, two seconds later, there she is Twittering away!”
…and I better not see any more, !!–??+*&%$#** sarcasm outta you!
… I disagree!
Martha, I have told you to stay off of Craigslist, while we are in a meeting.
No way you beat my high score! You’re a cheater!
Hello? I’d like to speak to the shrew?
STOP Texting! We need to figure this out, cutting the Snuggy in half is not a reasonable solution.
Has the text got your tongue?
My bad hair has nothing to do with your marital problems.
That’s it…no more phones in the psych ward.
OMG!…thats not exceptable textable behavior.
I consuling
“My keyboard is built into the armrests and my glasses is the screen.”
Here you two are, for marital counseling. I TOLD you that
texting is not a direct enough way
for you to communicate with one another, but are you listening to me? NO!
“Send them this: ‘omg ru nuts?’”
“Have I ever told you that you have sexy thumbs?”
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid whip out the calculater to do the math on health care after they have passed it.
Let me put this into terms you both can understand… When it comes to your relationship, TARFU.
“I have had it! If you don’t stop texting right now there will be no more marriage counseling.”
So, how much do you want for that picture of me and my secretary at the annual Christmas party last night?
You expect me to fix your marriage in 140 characters or less?
“I can’t stand it another minute! You folks are rude, disrespectful, and completely into yourselves.”
“Now if you will give me a minute, I will go and see if there is a group for textaholics.”
“You have approximately 15 minutes to finish deciphering the coded message. This will count toward your final grade.”
Intimacy issues?
“Darling, if I have to listen to this psycho for another minute, I think I will remove the last few hairs on his head!”
You’re fired! You have been replaced by an app!
My blog says your blog is wrong!
- “wysiwyg”
- “lol”
“Excuse me, can we have an analog conversation for once?”
“Doc, we’re getting second opinions.”
No wonder you two can’t get along—you’ve both got opposable thumbs!
“When i said the art of Foreplay was to play with each others parts,I didn`t mean Mobile Phones.”
How long have you guys been married to your phones?
I’m telling you the diploma is real, you don’t have to google me!
Ok, fine, I never graduated, you don’t have to tweet about it.
Who won the game?! Tell me!!!!
Dang, I forgot my phone again!
well, it’s time i go home and think horizontaly.
i’m telling ya, that’s not real pizza
henry either put cocaine in that thing, or cut your nail!
It is so Freudian that you google yourself during therapy!
Do you mind not texting while we’re trying to come to a decision!
Now…Martha…send a jpg to Ed letting him know how YOU feel
Martha…Ed…this relationship will never work-you are on two different networks.
I bet you she knows the answer to where you were last night.
Okay, now I need to know who’s lying and who’s telling the truth so we’re going to play it out right now. Sheila, you’ve got Verizon. David, you’ve got AT&T. And…..google!
“While I, on the other hand, am thoroughly enjoying my swivel chair.”
“I said S-p-l-e-n-d-i..”
“Never mind playing with your phones. Did anyone remember to bring cole slaw?”
“Well at least we’ve finally found SOMETHING you have in common!”
Howard saw me bidding on Kirk Cameron’s book challenging Darwin and is now trying to outbid me. He says if he wins, he’s going to use it to wipe his butt instead!
“Who’s getting custody of the roll-over minutes?”
Are you guys talking about me? I thought I heard someone text my name.
Stop Twittering my Face and just talk to me!
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!????
Is that thumbs up to a reconciliation or are you still texting?
“Let’s begin our session with the Kwame Kilpatrick therapy excercise.”
“I told you to send him the wink face! Not the smiley!”
“Get off your iPhone therapy apps and talk to me!”
“When the therapist told the couple they needed to communicate, this is not what he had in mind.”
Stress over inconsiderate texting practices is beginning to take its’ toll on Dr. Phil.
“…but we have to work as a team if we want to stay as Trump’s apprentice.”
“Go drive a damn car for heaven’s sakes..”
“I’m guessing you don’t have children because when you would find time to find each other to make love and conceive children?”
“I suggest you have it implanted.”
TEXT AND THE CITY
I am not siding with your husband, witch.
Hi
My name is Dr.T and I am a Text a Holic.
As Jane was tweeting she’d like to kill her husband, Dick was tweeting he’d like to kill his wife. In the meantime Dr.Smith was wishing that someone, anyone, would just kill him.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! HELLO? I SAID I WILL NOT…oh forget it!
You two have more in common than you think!
YOU ARE NOT TEXTING TO JESUS!
Perhaps you should begin by introducing yourselves to each other.
Having different networks is not an irreconcilable difference.
I used to text all the time too. Now I have bad eyesight and my thumbs had to be amputated!
OK, Mrs. Jones, sticking your tongue out at the PDA is not the proper response.
I meant look at each other.
DHS says you can have your kid back if I diagnose you both with “reasonable” Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder.
Do you believe me now? Yes, I have defriended you!
“And you wonder why we don’t talk to each other anymore.”
If she Twitters Brangelina one more time Doc then I’ll be the one asking for a divorce.
“What do you mean, ‘Is knuckle head hyphenated?’”
21st Century Speed Therapy for the corporate set: “Good Sheila!” Doctor Jones said, “Now, I want you to text John exactly how you’re feeling in 20 characters or less.”
I’ll have you know I got that diploma from the back of a very reputable Science Fiction magazine.
You two don’t need a sex-therapist, you need a text-therapist!
Chuck: My Butt itches!
Lisa: OMG, LMAOROFL, TMI!!!
When I was your age, we had to walk four miles uphill in the snow just to ignore each other!
Having both texted your vows to one another, I now pronounce you husband and wife by the power vested in me by the city of Beverly Hills.
And how long have you both been feeling these compulsive urges to take photos of your right knees?
Now look directly into your phones and say “I love you, but you don’t own me!”
So, you’re worried about your children because you feel they’re disconnected? Mister and Misses Smith? Joe? Barbara? Can you tell me more? Hello?
What’s the deal ? You are suppose to be helping me with her! You’re encouraging her!!!
I did NOT get my diploma from that website!
Sorry, Honey-but you’ll NEVER top my Bejeweled high score!!
Let it go, Mrs. Clinton.
Looking ugly is not a sin.
Acting ugly is.
This appears to be a clear case of textual harassment.
I think, I broke my back!
Due to unlocking issues, I will not be able to upgrade our marriage to compatible.
When I said you two need to do more for each other, I was NOT referring Mafia Wars!
(correction) When I said you two need to do more for each other, I was NOT referring to Mafia Wars!
“It is called text-sessive cell-pulsive”
“I don’t have the nation wide plan. Do you think we can do this by e-mail next time?”
She says I don’t listen. What’s to listen to?
” This is why inter-office relationships never work”
”this is why our economy is in the shit hole”
‘’second greatest invention since the lightbulb sexting….. If your wondering what the first one is just check the tv…”
“for god sakes shes at it again”
“for gosh sakes shes at it again”
“this is why inter-office relationships never work”
“this is why interoffice relationships never work”
“see doc, she’s at it again”
“kids, i got you cellphones ten years ago to keep in touch and now i can’t get a word out of you