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“The Lineup” Cartoon Caption Contest
This one was hidden in my ultra low-brow archive.
This is the almost famous, super-fine Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, February 21st 2010.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, February 22nd, 2010.
- That’s it!
Here’s your opportunity to vote on last week’s “Frankenatra” contest:
Cast your vote!
Time to vote for your favorite "Frankenatra" caption.
- Sadly, the ladies auxiliary committee realized too late that Mr. Stein misrepresented his piano skills. - Jeffrey M. (40%, 17 Votes)
- “I’d like to dedicate this next song to ‘All the Single Ladies’.” - Janis Ford (36%, 15 Votes)
- "As a matter of face, yes, I do still have my daytime job!" - Michael (10%, 4 Votes)
- "I wish my brother George was here." - Douglas Howland (10%, 4 Votes)
- "I hope the camera doesn’t add 15 pounds." - Andrea Hodge (4%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 42
Loading ...Here’s the winner of the “Roach TV” caption contest:
Congratulations, Joe Curran (that caption was WAY out there!)
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I’d recognize that ass anywhere!
“First he smothered me, then choked and drowned me.”
I’m just so tank-ful I have a job in today’s job market!
“Could you have them speak?”
Ok, maam….can you identify the A-hole who stole your purse?
Hmmm. it was hard to tell in the dark, I could tell he was a big fellow…
There it is….the fat one in the middle. It’s always the obese ones that complain that we’re too small. they otts look at themselves in the mirror.
I don’t want to sound racist, but they all look alike to me.
“It was Number 2, officer—I’d recognize those pimples anywhere!”
Beats the crap out of me as to which one did it. I’m just trying to flush away the bad memory.
“Can you have them turn the other cheek?”
“Too bad this isn’t ’smell-evision’.”
The world is full of em.
“Could you ask No. 2 not to press up against the glass?”
Mrs. Kohler was sure she would be able to identify the suspect once they turned around.
“Yes officer, those are all cute, but I’m here to pay a parking ticket!”
It’s just a procedure we have to follow Miss. He left behind PLENTY of DNA for us to convict him.
Yes, I’m positive it’s #2. I’d recognize that dumb ass anywhere!
it’s hard to say for sure. Could you have #3 fart again…..
Could you have Number 2 say, “I don’t believe it, no paper!” please?
Thank God were on this side of the glass!
#3 is the one who left my seat up.
“Yes I am positive! Number 2 was tapping his foot and had a “wide stance”.”
And they expect us to be “one seat fits all”
So what did you think of the Superbowl?
The guy we’re looking for has a taste for peanuts.
Chief, it happened on a MOONless night!!!
“dat;s da bum officer!”
Officer, It sounded like he had a machine gun.
“I just wanna make sure it’s not a bum wrap”
“These are the bottom of the barrel lady”
Try to look on the bright side. As difficult as this is, now that you’ve positively identified him visually, you won’t have to suffer through the smell line up.
“I’m not sure officer…he came at me from all angles…could you have number 2 turn around?”
Mot a caption.. I just want to say Kevin Treacher makes me laugh out loud.
You are wrong, Officer, number 2 IS wearing a thong.
I believe in “an eye for an eye”, Officer. Could I borrow your nightstick?
It was #2, I’d recognize those cheeks anywhere.
Could I see their plungers?
It’s number 3. I would recognize that smile anywhere.
“We`ve got them now Cracks are appearing in their Alibis.”
I’m not sure . . . it was dark and my eyes were watering.
It was #2, he’s the one that left me with the brown streaks!
i sure it was number #2, i feel so violated, i still remember the big cigar hanging from him.
mrs crapper can you still remember the perpetrator, would you like me to rattle your handle so you can remember.
THAT one really hit it on the head!
When I said I wanted to see their cheeks…that’s not what I had in mind.
Can I see their other cheeks now ?
“I’m positive it was Number 2 that abused me with his line of crap.”
“After what he did to me, I’d prefer seeing him with a toe tag.”
“..but none of those have the toilet paper hanging out of their crack.”
Ummm. I’m not sure, officer. Would you have them turn around please?
“Not Number One. Maybe Number Two. I forget, what’s Number Three?”
“Does DNA stand for Damn Naked Ass?”
They all look like the plumber in question.
I don’t know . . . lots of kids wear their pants like that.
“It`s no good we`ll never recognise them,they`ve had a shave.”
I actually remember his fragrance more than anything
Ok ma’am, which of these appears to be your poopetrator?
Are you sure this is one way glass?
Could you have them all grunt once for me please, that may help.
These damn kids… All cracked up on caffine, they really need to eat some cheese and give us a break…
#1….no #2…. Ah hell officer I had a little extra tiddy bowl and things were a bit foggy…
Is one of them a farmer? I distinctly remember lots of corn.
I don’t care officer. Don’t listen to their crap!
Which one of them is religious? I remember the suspect repeatedly saying Dear Lord
the last thing i remember is the stall door slamming open, thats it sorry.
It Could be number 2, but, I’d have to see his eye to be sure!”
Yes officer. All three. It was my turn to… I’m so ashamed.
NO DAMMIT! LOOK! Do any of these bum’s have a Rose Tattoo?
I could hear you guys looking outside and this guy was s#!+ing a brick! He’s your man Capt.
Really Officer Crapper? You’re hitting on me during a bum line-up? Get the flush out of here! Besides, I only date urinals.
“Wisecrack” Yah. Got it. ‘Ha ha’, good one.
Ah, we’re beginning to get to the bottom of things.
I can’t decide!! There are just TOO many BUTTS………..
Yea it was definitley number 3, i remembered thinking he didn’t wipe very well
Don’t be flushed, Ma’am. Take your time. We just need to know which one of these asses injured one of our own in the line of doodie.
I have never felt so used in my entire life
He kept calling me John. Do I look like a John to you?
His baby ruth tasted like tofu and sprouts it is #3, skinny ass.
then he told me to kiss his ass .. right in the hole….
Lady , I made a promise to clean up this town ….
thats the one that droped the hand towel in me .
he bore a strong resemblance to Marlin Brando
is tthere anyway i can get a closer smell
“Why do you call it a plaza?”
Number 3-that’s the plumber who jiggled my handle over and over!
#2 That’s him! Don Smith. I’d recognize the crack of Don anywhere!
Ms. John, while pointing out the guilty, relived in her mind what she would always refer to as “the burrito incident”.
Officer Pooper had his doubts about the credibility of this witness-her tank was cracked.
Eddie Cheeks couldn’t believe his luck-his happy go lucky toilet spree had caught up with him AGAIN!
“Could you have number two sit on my face?”
Could you have number two say “UUUUgh, Oh God, Jesus, Oh God?”
My toiletries were stolen! Of course, I look flushed!
My toiletries were stolen! Of course I look flushed!
That’s the bum who refuses to pay child support.
“I’ll bet indentity theft cases are rare in this precinct.”
“By the way, I think your sketch artist is overpaid.”
“Now I see why you don’t post wanted posters.”
“So are you calling this a crime of flatulence.”
“L’ll bet identity theft cases are rare in this precinct.”
It was #2 officer! He killed my tidy-bowl man, with a #2!
Can you have number three turn and fart?
i am most certain it was number 3 because he did a number 2 and did not even give me a flush, and did number 1 all over me.
can you have them turn around one more time please Sargent crapper.
“Oh wow, I didn’t know Rosey Bottom was in the starting lineup this season.”
“It was number 2…” “What was, the suspect or the charges?”
#3 he is the one that decided to drop an “upper decker”
“Now that is a piece of ass.”
“Number 3 just winked at me!”
“It was number 2. I’d recognize those rosy cheeks anywhere.”
“Forget these guys, what are you doing for dinner tonight?”
A gasp escaped her lid when she saw number 2. She hadn’t seen a bottom like that since working the Big and Tall convention last summer.
believe it or not this has been happening alot around here lately
The one in the middle officer. The others couldn’t have done so much damage.
they look too famillar…is there anyway you can find out which one of them ate alot of corn in the last few days? That would be the guy.
I said that a MUTT had been drinking out of my bowl.
Oh for a can of Drano!
“That’s him officer… number 2.”
Well officier, the one that did it was named “Harry”…..Harry Butt, he’s related to all those other Butts in the next county. I know his cousin’s name is Smelly Butt.
Yes, I see Biden, Pelosi and Reid, wheres Obama……?
We’ve tried to interrogate them ma’am but they are all talking out of their assses and blowing hot air. We’ve tried water-boarding them but they didn’t seem to mind that.
Yes ma’am, their all addicted to crack. We know that because they all have a crack in their story. There just seems to be cracks everywhere.
The prints have been wiped clean….
Please stop hitting on me, Officer. I can only deal with one asshole at a time.
And then he put candles on me and called me a “birthday potty”.
“No ‘butts’ about it Mr. Pots, it’s the one on the left!”
“I just can’t be sure. Yo
“I just can’t be sure. You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all!”
“The ‘moon’ sure shines brightly tonight, doesn’t it Sargent Throne”.
“Line-up in the plaza window, by ‘C. Moore Butts’”.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
I guess they all don’t look the same.
Can we take a break? I’m totally bummed out.
That’s the one that says I am “The
muse for her Petition Content”, whatever that means…
“I said I could only indentify the crack-heads!”
“I tried to tell you the crack attacks were a trio of porcelain addicts”
“Proof that synchronized farting is still a crime.”
“Convincing evidence that they did not steal the toilet paper from your pocketbook.”
“Who shot outside of the rim in this hind-up?”
“Uhm… why is the two-way mirror in the plaza?”
“I can’t believe they don’t care about their future. I mean, to stand there and smile like that? What nerve.”
“Now I’ve seen everything.”
I’m not sure, but is number one Brett Favre in a pair of Wranglers?
No, officer, when I said number 3 did both number 1 and 2 what I meant was….
For crying out loud…Take the police hat off and turn off the flat screen TV Morty, this role play has gone too far!
That’s what I said officer…Number 1 clogged me, number 2 is the one who got the plunger trying to help. That’s when number three came in, push 1 and 2 out and sat down for an emergency evacuation. Number 3 didn’t notice the plunger.
That’s the cheeky devil allright!
…so he farted, I said “gesundheit!” and he leaps three feet off my lid. Scared the crap out of him.
Well, Officer O’Malley, when I heard someone say “blow it out your a$$”, and he did! Well! I never!
Well, when he sat down, it got so dark. Could you please dim the lights a bit please?
“Here we sit, Broken-hearted, They paid a dime, And only farted!”
“Yeah, we got the goods on ‘em. Each was found concealing over a hundred pounds of crack!”
“There are eight million stories in the Naked City; this is the story of three assholes…”
“Could you have them face forward? I remember the guilty party to be a little weiner than most!”
1.) It was an illegal dumping. Of course, I look flushed!
2.)My toiletries were stolen! Of course I look flushed.
“Hey did you get the looks I did,on the bus,on the way here!”
“Yea guess it was the hat!”
“Hey I think I saw this once on Law and Order”!
“Hey I think I saw this once on Law and Order!”
“Can they see back”…..
“Can they see back!!”
Can you have # 3 turn around please? I am certain he had only one eye and was wearing a pirate hat!