Cartoon Caption Contests
“Naughty Kong” Cartoon Caption Contest
This is why I don't live in Manhattan.
This is the incredibly fabulous Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest.
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, March 14th 2010.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting noon Monday, March 15th, 2010.
- That’s it!
Now, a few words about this cartoon:
As a child, I was a big fan of “Monster Week,” which was shown every few months on the 4:30 Movie on WABC. I’ve always been fascinated with the destructive power of giant monsters. I loved the way they tossed man’s greatest weapons about as if they were mere toys as they smashed his greatest cities – mainly Tokyo – with an almost poetic grace. (I am aware that the monsters were actually men in monster suits smashing tiny replicas of tanks and warplanes.)
As I became an immature adult, I started to ponder the practical consequences of giant monsters roaming densely populated cities. For food, there are plenty of panicky people scurrying about, so that is not a problem. But, where exactly do they relieve themselves? I mean, it’s hard enough for an average-sized human to find a decent public bathroom in a city like Manhattan. What about a bad-tempered, 60 foot beast? And, that is why I created this cartoon. Maybe the mess caused by these monsters played a part in humanity’s determination to remove these creatures from their cities.
Here’s your opportunity to vote on last week’s “Man Walker” caption contest.
Your vote is important - the fate of the universe is at stake!
Time to vote for your favorite "Man Walker" caption.
- "No Worries…He knows the safe word…" Russ (38%, 27 Votes)
- “Yeah, some guys take crazy tie day just too far.” - Jack Randall Earles (28%, 20 Votes)
- "I remember when 'keep your staff on a short lease' meant keep an eye on them at all times…." - tony b. (19%, 14 Votes)
- "They grow up so fast." - leo (8%, 6 Votes)
- “We couldn’t afford a dog.” - OZ (7%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 72
Loading ...And here’s last week’s winner:
Congratulations, Molly Brewer!
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
While you’re here, sign up for my feed so you can get some of the best in original political cartoons and commentary.
Please note: I will send out an email on Mondays to remind you about the contest. I will NOT pester you at any other time during the week, and I will NOT share your email with another living soul – or organization run by the living. AND, I will take you off of the list as soon as you request to be removed – just send a reply email with “UNSUBSCRIBE” in the subject line. Thank you, and have fun with this week’s cartoon. (Please be advised: I reserve the right to remove comments that contain foul language.)
Intellectual Property Statement: By submitting your caption(s) to SplendidMarbles.com, you agree that such caption(s) and the accompanying information will become the property of SplendidMarbles.com and you grant SplendidMarbles.com permission to publicly display and use the captions in any form or media for any and all purposes. Your submission also allows SplendidMarbles.com to edit, or adjust the caption for clarity and language. In return for submitting captions, SplendidMarbles.com will give you name recognition every time your caption is published.
Similar Posts:
- “Potty Hand” Cartoon Caption Contest
- “Beware of…” Cartoon Caption Contest
- “Frankenatra” Cartoon Caption Contest
- “Le Snack Hole” Cartoon Caption Contest
- Van Trouble Cartoon Caption Contest
Tags: bathroom cartoon, caption-contest, cartoon, cartoon image, Cartoon-Caption-Contest, Cartoons, humor, King King cartoon, monster cartoon, peeing cartoon Discussion
137 comments for ““Naughty Kong” Cartoon Caption Contest”
Post a comment
Main Marbles
- No categories
Man, I need to get tested, I knew she was trouble.
With this Laser I just Tripled my productivity.
Ahhh. St. Patrick’s Day in Hoboken.
“Excuse me, how bout a little privacy here?
It’s the beer.
“Mayor’s budget cuts to Fire Dept. causes New Yorkers to get creative in fighting fires”
“Thats the last time she complains about the seat being left up.”
Damn you diuretics…Damn you!!
He’s just another animal that need to be potty trained.
The papers agreed, it was done out of need and not out of human malice.
Do you think any cop in his right mind would attempt to arrest him for public indecency?
As far as I’m concerned, he can go wherever he wants.
I hope he doesn’t shake it.
Another fire put out by the KFD*
*Kong Fire Department
Well, that’s one way to clear the street…
Look on the bright side. At least he’s not squatting!
My God, i hate washing windows!
“Just be grateful it’s not snowing!”
“I hope he didn’t have the curry this time!
Ignoring my requests for a private bathroom, huh?! We’ll just see how the city planners like it when I take a hike up The Empire State Building to do my #2!
King Kong heard a loud voice in the burning building say “PISS ON IT” so he did.
King Kong goes green with bio fire protection.
“If you think that’s bad, you should see the state of this place when Mothra has to gor!”
“I knew I should have stayed off that Budweiser Tower last night”
The mayor began to realize that telling Kong to piss off was probably the worst thing he could have said.
Barry immediately regretted leasing a first floor apartment.
“Where do you think he keeps the squeegee?”
“Thank god he`s not standing on the Roof.”
“Apparently due to the overcrowding in the jails right now he was sentenced to 5000 hours of community service instead!”
“For goodness sake don`t shout and startle him or we`ll get soaked if he turns round.”
“Now I remember why we Gorilla’s don’t wear socks”
“Not the most discreet peeping tom is he…”
“I think I’ll have enough to mark the whole city as my territory”
“Let’s just hope he doesn’t have to pass any kidney stones!”
I’m not sure what he was looking at in that window but I don’t think that is pee!
That damn kong was playing with his banana again!
Theres more than one way to kill these termites in this building.
Hey big fella, can you wash my car while your at it.
Quick, call Lauraina Bobbit!
The residents of the ironically named “Golden Towers” were not amused.
Ed, a third floor resident, suffered feelings of inadequacy for the remainder of his life.
I told him not to have one more, but would he listen, Nooooooooo.
Animal instinct tells us all to aim low when the wind is blowing.
King Kong “Brings the Rain.”
King Kong issues “payback” to Siskel and Ebert.
“Ooh – ooh – ooh – ooh – Ooooooooh!”
I think we’ll need the big tape measure for this one.
Watch out! Acid rain!!
THAT’s why public restrooms should be accessible to everyone!
I would have never guessed Kong had a curvy one!”
“You ask him if it burns when he pees!”
Kong decided to show the building superintendent what he thought of their drug testing policy.
“We have a NO PETS clause in our rental agreement for just this reason.”
The doctor had increased his Flomax to two barrels a day, but Kong still was having problems with his BPH.
New York’s solution to a water shortage
When I asked for a Penthouse with a view, this wasn’t what I had in mind
he know he was going to make a big splash in this town
he knew he was going to make a big splash in this town
While peeping into Fae Rae’s apartment Kong has an accident.
As Kong ages into his later years He remembers to go before attempting long hauls.
That squirt gun fools them every time.
NO I don’t have any change.
He must be waching the Discorery Channel.
Kong’s feelings for the Paparazii are widley known.
He must of just moved into the building
Just because a dog can do it doesn’t mean you can!!!!!
I finally understand why they call this the concrete jungle
That’s what he gets for living in the city, not a tree to pee on in sight!
Even though he was power washing at the apartment owners request, the tabloids were vicious to Mr. Kong as usual.
King Kong’s older brother, Percival, regularly brought shame to the family.
Just as anthropologists predicted, Marvin never adjusted to city life.
As Kong missed his target.. He had an awful feeling about his Tequila enduced evening the night before…
Early Tuesday, Jane finaly got Pauls joke about “thumbing it down in the morning”.
Early Tuesday, Jane finally got Paul’s joke about “thumbing it down in the morning”.
He never could aim very well.
A Ms Fay Wray in room 810 is the peeping tom complainant.
This is why Chuck Barris’ “The Kong Show” never made it.
Donald Trump will stoop to any low to promote opening a new building.
That’s the last time I read him Gulliver’s Travels.
Reason #1 NOT to rent a basement apartment.
Unemployed and broke, King Kong doesn’t even have a pot to piss in.
Government waste
That first morning pee can really be a killer.
He does this every morning. He’s marking his territory.
Taking “GREEN” tree removal to the next level.
Yeah, “cuts in services”, I know, but — “Hey, BUDDY, the fire’s over HERE!”
Its hard to find places to pee discreetly in the city
Floor 17, apartment 1774 has no curtains. Ok, you know what to do, ape.
(heard in the distance) 8…9…10…(ready or not here I come!)
They’ll never think to look for me here….!
Hmmm…I don’t see my shadow today
No..no! Its not what you think! I was hosing off the sidewalk!
Kong’s new window washing gig gets off to a rough start
SWORD FIGHT!!!! Are you crazy….
Since the cancellation of his show, Grape Ape fell into depression and started drinking again
King Kong beer pong too long went wrong!
Well at least it wasn’t #2
Smells like he was eating asparagus!
I curbed him, what else can I do?
In answer to your question, “anywhere he wants to”.
“I hate when he gets piss drunk, I just hope he doesn’t pass out in the park again.”
With cooperation from the NYFD, Kong plays an April Fools joke.
This is the last known photo of Venice before the streets became submerged in a few feet of… water.
I thought you said he was city trained!
as he was relieving him self he could not help notice a crowd starting to appear from nowhere
And before he could even make it home, King Kong regretted supersizing his drink.
So King Kong took a stroll to his Medical Insurance Providers office to show them why he thought he needed that kidney transplant they were refusing converage on.
*Above should read “Coverage”
King Kong couldn’t understand why the army was so angry… It was just a LAWYER’S office!
Sergeant Hanson regretted his decision to open fire on the large monster immediately.
“Hey New York, I’m back! And this time, Urine for a lot more trouble!”
“Ha! That woman on the ninth floor won’t be able to see me now!
“Hey! Am I the only one that can hear the phone ringing? I’m kind of busy at the moment!”
“Whoops…..oh well, the paperboy will get over it.”
“Thirsty-two ouncers, my ass!”
Kong had everything going for him until he pissed it all away
911, what’s your emergency?
Yes, I would like to report a giant gorilla penis outside of my window
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink pissing the night away, pissing the night away.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird!
It’s a plane! It’s a Super Soaker!
he thought he only had a growing problem, now he has a going problem
Hey! Piss on someone your own size!
A River Runs Through Him.
oh no he just pass gas, ruuuuuunnnn
His mom taught him to go to the bathroom before he got busy doing something else.
Thats the last time I hold it too long…I can never find a big enough bathroom.
Don’t mind me…I’m just putting out the fire in this corner..C’mon I saved your life!..Can I please get some privacy here?
If I can just reach this here window curtain I’ll have something to wipe with.
Can’t you see my hands are tied I can only put one hand up, when I’m done I’ll put up the other one officer.
Hello. Ya like you’ve never seen someone pee on the side of a building before.
Due to budget cuts, the fire department was forced to employ alternative fire fighting methods.
Worse yet, he does’nt was his hands.
One wonders if the left hand truly knows what the right hand is doing.
“We’ll use the headline, ‘Donkey Dong, Jr.’!”
monkey see monkey..?
Kongs favorite part from movie BIG DADDY.
Just when you think you’ve heard the last of Al Sharpton.
I asked for a room with a view but this is ridiculous!
An inebriated Kong makes a fool of himself in public. Little did he know, the photos would surface on TMZ.
Mommy look, it’s a monster! AHHHH, now there’s two monsters!