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“Being a viking is not a choice.”
Thor was thrilled that the President decided to return to his Viking roots with his recent Supreme Court nomination.
What’s In Your Wallet?
Random Acts of Violence Week
They resurrected Goliath to guard the Supreme Court.
Let his shield not be mistaken for a picket sign.
What some people will do to start a new fad!
Who’s your daddy?
DEATH TO THE LIARS AND LIONS
Some lobbyists will go to extreme measures to get their ‘point’ across.
Sign says: Will work/raid/kill for food.
It’s always nice to have someone at the courthouse who can help you cut through the ‘red tape’.
Will work/raid/kill for food
Henry decided not to spring for the paint for his sign. After all, justice was blind right? He wouldn’t notice.
The end is neigh and thou all shalt be judged.
Dost thou Makest fun of me? Behold, for thy judgement is at hand.
Remember Iceland?
Supreme Court Justices Live Forever
I am not an animal!!
Justice For Hire
Stick It Where The Sun Don’t Shine
Damn, having this sign would be great if I could write.
Point taken.
“..due to the lack of airline service because of the volcanic ash, the stranded passengers are finding unique ways to entertain themselves.”
I am standing for my rights!
“Corporate Raider For Rent”
“Stop The Plunder Tax!”
“Ragnarok Is Coming!”
Justice Scalia has finally discovered the perfect retirement job!
See what’s under my kilt. $5.
Wife wanted.
“Are you not entertained?”
“We want Viking Justice!”
It is time to cut taxes!
Protesting, so easy a Viking could do it.
Another empty protest at the Minnesota court house.
Will Pillage for Mead.
Will invade for food.
Who dat?
Rodney thought the Viking party sounded much more manly than the Teabaggers.
Please don’t retire Brett!!!
Lose weight now, ask me how.
Barry uncomfortably realized “Thorsday” on the protest flyer was merely a misprint
Chastity Belts Are a Constitutional Right
the viking realized that he might be to late for the corruption
Abortion Kills! (I can live with that)
The right to Hair Arms!
Leif Erickson the explorer’s great, great, great, great, Grandson, Olaf the Lobbyist.
(sighn can say) Lutfisk for for eveyone!
The new lobbyist for the death penalty took his job very seriously.
LOOTING AND PILLAGING:
DO NOT DEPRIVE US OF OUR
CULTURAL RIGHTS!
Sign: “Leif Erickson wuz here FIRST”
Doesn’t every court need a jester?
TAKE AWAY OUR SWORDS AND ONLY
THE CRIMINALS WILL HAVE SWORDS!
People for the Ethical Treatment of Men in Skirts
Bring Thor and Odin Back into Our Schools!
Bubba was starting to get a funny feeling that he had shown up at the wrong address for the costume party.
“No New Tithes! No New Tithes!”
Single white professional male seeks petite female for hiking, travel, theater, concerts and more. Must enjoy role playing.
No Justice
=
Barbaric
ACORN’s new look… Comply or die..
Shit.. My signs upside down…
A rookie protestor, Erik neglected the idea of the public being able to view his sign
Leif was confused as to why the other members of the Scots for Viking marriage coalition were not at the melting pot rally….
Damn! What the hell did I forget? I knew should of brought Joey…
Damn! What the hell did I forget? I knew I should of brought little Stevie…..
“I wonder if the skull broach is to much”
There’s nothing left to plunder after the government got to everything first.
Sven was transitioning into using more peaceful solutions since he started his court ordered anger management classes.
Sven had hear the pen is mightier than the sword, but his mind drew a blank.
Don’t feed the trolls!
*Edit* Sven had heard that the pen is mightier than the sword, but his mind drew a blank.
America it’s time for a Change! Let’s start with NFL Overtime Rules! – Vikings Fan
LEGENDS
DO
DIE
To pee or not to pee?–That is the question. I’m in the no-fly-zone.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TEABAG REALLY MEANS???
Legal Representation. Cheap. Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Spice Up Your Tea Bag Rally. Rent Me.
Will plead your case for cash. (can be quite persuassive)
Lawyer for hire. Pre-Magna Carta justice a speciality.
Bad decision? Don’t just be a Thor-head: get even.
I should of listened to that little Dutch boy and not have eaten that large bowl of chocholate puddin, because now I have the rumble guts and I’m about to blow ass…
We’re aware of your credentials Mr. Ventura, but we don’t do random interviews.
Roe v. Wade? Oh. I thought it was Row v. Wade. I mean, who has time to wade across an ocean to plunder? Hmmm. This is awkward.
what’s in your wallet?
“Anglo-Saxons RULE!”
Erik protests for the right to bare arms.
Minnesota or bust !
Honk if you’re horn-ey
Justice Bader Ginsburg is smokin’!
Will you marry me Thaknar?
Real men wear skirts!
Will work for IRON.
Peace in the Middle East!
Honk if you love Barbarians.
“Who needs healthcare?”
One dolla to make you holla!
Save Iceland!
Supreme Court dress code violates the First Amendment.
After his shield was foreclosed, Eric improvised a new shield using a broom handle, a thumbtack and a placard.
Hey, at least I’m not the looser who lost the new Iphone in a bar.
It’s this or being naked. Ya, doesn’t seem so bad now does it.
Don’t laugh. I made fun of a viking and the judge made me stand out here dressed as a viking with this sign.
OVERTURN OVERTIME!!!
See what happens when something old, cold, and slow goes too far!
Please show I.D. upon entering!
“Put the fun back in funeral.”
Stop Judging Me!
“I challenge any of the eight of you to a swordfight.”
Skirts vs Robes
Centurions are people too! Give us our civil rights!
REPEAL THE 3rd AMENDMENT!
I wonder why no one is honking?
“Whats in your HEALTHCARE BILL ?”
Does this outfit make me look fat?
My Mother dressed me this morning. (I should have thought about it since she wears army boots.)
I had no problem getting a seat on the bus.
http://www.viking.com (You will feel plundered tomorrow, I guarantee it!)
http://www.viking.com (You will feel pillaged tomorrow, I guarantee it!)
Why lie….I need Justice!
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Legalize Wreaking Havoc
Free hugs from a gentle giant
If you can read this… You’re too close.
Make me judge, and the sword shall be my gavel
Please, no change! I’m afraid of change.
Obamacare is fuedalism!
It’s Eyjafjallajökull – ay-yah-FYAH’-plah-yer-kuh-duhl !!!!!! It’s not that hard people!
Legalize ball and chains!
We didn’t need socialized healthcare in the 790’s and we don’t need it now!
Will rape and pillage 4 work.
On Sign: Palin 2012
This is my community service from the judge.
Ban underwear!!!!
Don’t mess with a judge with a sense of humor…
Don’t mess with a judge without a sense of humor!!!
? VIKINGS AGAINST GUNS ? Because Swords Should Kill, Not Guns
A Norse is a Norse, of Course, of Course
My bad. I hit the “Eyjafjallajökull button”. Sorry.
Hard to write on a sign when you’re living in the Illiterate Era!
DEATH PENALTY FOR LAWYERS!
Row vs. Wade
ALL MEN DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AND PILLAGE!
That’s right! I got nothin’ to say! What of it?!
It’s the latest in mixed-media statues to be erected outside the Supreme Court.
WHERE’S MY BLOODY BAILOUT?!
WILL WORK FOR PANTS….
Skirts rule
Pants Drool:)
I want my Mommy!!
Cut Your Work In Half – literally!
A viking fanatic, a.k.a. Minnesota fan, lobbying for passage of a bill prohibiting Bret Farve from retiring… ever!
Erick decided to hold his own court in his ‘fight to write!’
Although giving it a try, Leif wasn’t fully convinced about the ‘pen being mightier than the sword!’
Realizing his mistake after standing there for over six hours, Harald just couldn’t bring himself to turn the sign around!
A man of few words, courts high and low considered him to be an ‘author of justice.’
Don’t ask, don’t tell
A man of few words, courts high and low considered him to be an ‘author of justice.’