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“Potty Hand” Cartoon Caption Contest
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This is the just plain bitchin’ Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your brother-in-law, the one who flosses with Lincoln Logs, warned you about.)
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, August 1st, 2010.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting right around noon Monday, August 2nd, 2010.
- That’s it!
PLEASE NOTE: THERE ARE TWO CONTESTS TO VOTE ON THIS WEEK!
First, you must break a tie in the “Poodle Ram” caption contest:
Is that a purebred?
Break the tie between these two extra fine captions.
- "There’s no reason why we can’t look fabulous while laying a siege!” - K (56%, 68 Votes)
- “Explain to me again how this gives us the advantage…” - Reaunna (44%, 53 Votes)
Total Voters: 121
Loading ...And now, I command you to cast a vote for your favorite “Bear Stands” caption:
They really are quite adorable, aren't they!
Time to vote for your favorite "Bear Stands" caption.
- “Okay, here it is. Step One: Load Gun.” - Lindsey (37%, 54 Votes)
- "The brochure does say we would have a unique wilderness experience.” - Jason B (27%, 40 Votes)
- "Hang on…there was an article in Readers Digest on just this kind of situation." - Thom (19%, 28 Votes)
- Hibernation was over again… this time, Steve would be ready. - Mike Drumm (9%, 13 Votes)
- "Hold your fire until the rocker gets a little closer!" - barbara (8%, 11 Votes)
Total Voters: 146
Loading ...T-SHIRTS ARE NOW AVAILABLE! Praise the Lord! I’ve created a swell new t-shirt, with the help of Adobe CS3 and the folks at CafePress. If you’ve won the contest, have been a finalist, OR, if you’ve submitted at least 20 captions over the past 6 months, I can create a customized shirt for you. (If you have a preference for another product, say a coffee mug, or a hat, or maybe you fancy bazookas or other types of field artillery, I can have CafePress plaster my cartoons with your logos on them as well – except maybe the weapons, I have to check on that.) Just send the cartoon by contest name, your caption and full name to: splendidmarbles at gmail dot com.
Here’s a shot of the shirt:
No country club will deny you entry now!
CLICK HERE if you would like one of your very own (there are two more styles available and some designs I came up with a little while back, just click “Back to Shop” on the link.) By the way, the sign on the yard says: Splendid Marbles / inquire within.
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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Here’s this week’s cartoon again:
Please, show no mercy! (But refrain from being a potty-mouth.)
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Wow, this new self-cleaning toilet really IS user-friendly!
The new T-1000 liquid plumber; tough on clogs and whatever else gets in its way.
You gave that a 3?! C’mon buddy, it FELT like at LEAST a 7!
Thanks… for your approval of my new high fiber diet toilet.
Jim should probably warn his guests of his latest invention: The Auto-Wiper 2000.
The phrase is phone home not flush home!
When Jim’s wife lost her ring in the toilet, she went in after it… literally!
No, it’s not ok! You’ve got to stop sneaking up on me every day!!
All right, all right Frank, I admit you are the ultimate hider of “hide and seek”.
101 Inventions that never made it… and the #1….
EXCUSE ME, I DO BELIEVE THAT I DESERVE A BETTER SCORE THAN A THREE ON THAT LAST ONE!
I’ve told you a million times, Thing. You can’t keep coming over when Gomez and Morticia are away.
Buckwheat’s long-lost cousin, Buckseat…O’TAY!
I told you before that the toilet seat does not double as a flotation device.
As the president’s policies have caused people’s lives to go down the toilet, some still believe change is good.
Man, these plumbers really go all out!
No Bob, that was a number two not a number three. Do I have to get out the plunger again?
BILLY!!! How many times have a told you not to flush GI Joe down the toilet?
You got it honey! It’s what’s been causing that damn toilet to flush so slow for years.
Technology is just getting creepy
Who know that the sink drain just ends up in the toilet bowl.
Once again, Gary was validated by his toilet demon Fred.
Now we know what happened to “Thing” on the Addams family.
“Gladys, I thought you said the contractor was installing a bidet.”
“The auto-wipe is out of toilet paper again.”
“There is no way I’m shaking hands with you.”
NO – FOR THE LAST TIME – I DO NOT NEED MORE LIFE INSURANCE!
“Now that is one handsome toilet.”
“Tina, your mobster brother has been disposing of bodies in our bathroom again.”
Hey, Helen! You REALLY need to rethink where to put this new back scratcher!
I’d rather live in fear of snakes.
This is why men should not share a bathroom.
Yes, sign language does violate the bathroom silence rule.
Ralph was having second thoughts about the new prostate exam home test kit.
Cheap house you said, lakefront property you said. You didn’t mention this house was built over an old cemetery.
I’ve heard stories about aligators in the sewer but …
Do you feel OK? You look a little flushed.
Arthur got a sword and Thor got his hammer. I will not take the “corn of invincibility” no matter what you say.
As John became further detached from reality, his visions of external acceptance took more peculiar form.
It was at this time that Mr. Dahmer first had concerns that he was not digesting his food well.
Henry began to understand why his new multi-function bidet had not felt like his old one.
George, I know you’re a “glass-is-half-full kinda guy, but face facts, your life is in the toilet.
I told you the toilet had trouble flushing. When I said, “Test the toilet”, I didn’t expect you to jump right in!!! What do you expect ME to do now???
So that’s where my hand goes when I put it down the sink.
I guess those nasty dreams about alien probes were true!
And when you’re done there, can you clean the shower?
Dennis is shocked to learn he had lost a contact!
Your preliminary colonoscopy results look A-OK.
OK,OK, You made your point! Super Models can’t use a standard commode seat!
REALLY?! You can’t be okay in EVERY situation!
I’m afraid the name the name “Handy Wipe” is taken, Carl.
Honey,that’s not what I meant when I suggested now would be a good time for us to take the plunge.
“Can’t a man have some privacy?”
I don’t care if it comes in “five flavors”, it STILL doesn’t make a difference.
The novelty of having a “Bathroom Genie” was beginning to wear thin.
This time Roger’s “Ghost Turd” came back with a sense of humor!
“If you’re not gone by sundown, I’m calling in the exterminator!”
You will go home after this ok?
You’re the biggest pain in the butt, I’ve ever had the pleasure to dump!
Officer, I told you the white powder was just cleanser!
That’s right, a 3.0. You over-rotated and made a bit of a splash on entry.
Thanks, but I’ll call a plumber the next time I need a hand in the bathroom.
Okay! So I lied when I said your goldfish ran away!
Honey you’re taking the toilet seat thing, way too serious!
It seems Jim has come across some sort of plumbing teleportation device. When he reaches his hand into the sink, it comes out of the toilet…
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you… Toilet’s broken.
…and the tidy bowl man lives to see another day.
This bi-bidet is workin on a last nerve!
Since turning to cannibalism, Fred often has to flush twice.
Is that a plumber’s friend request? Try Facebook.
I KNOW IT’S OKAY TO HAVE CANDY CORN ALL YEAR ROUND! THANK YOU KINDLY!
Yeah?! Well, talk to my wife…. at least somebody appreciates my performance.
Do you also do prostate exams?
Yes Mr. President I do believe you have truly gone down the Toilet!!!
Yea, SURE thats not Oil of Olay I saw you use…..
The Realtor warned the new owners of strange goings on at the Weatherby Mansion
Oh good….there’s where my left arm went!
After his television and brief film career, work was often hard to come by for Cousin It.
Dr. Martin does a really thorough stool sample test!
Thing from The Addams Family, having fallen on hard times, finds gainful employment as a personal hygiene technician.
The McDonald’s find out the hard way that their house was built over ancient plumber’s burial grounds.
The “septic tank helping hand” was recalled after several unnerving night time incidents.
The Chucky movies were scary but nothing compared to the problems the Jones’ were having with their possessed Tickle Me Elmo doll.
The movie poster for “Tidy Bowl Man II-Unplungable” promised that the movie would live up to it’s predecessor.
I guess this means you can’t clean the shower.
did you find my watch yet ?
No, I will NOT “Pull Your Finger!”
“Guess I need to use a something a little stronger than Drain-o this time.”
I knew we didn’t need the plumber. Now stop foolin around.
And the “First Response” colonoscopy test is born.
Bob, You need to leave. I’m pretty sure that the restraining order covers this, too.
Okay, Darling, I’m sorry I called you a “drama queen”.
Oh darn, did I leave the seat up again?
In a pinch, Bob’s sink doubles as a urinal.
I knew I shouldn’t of had that third egg roll
Well the new foreign place down the street did promise a whole new dining experience
Hand go down the hole
you really need to stop all this nonsence, you been out all college for over a year now, it is about time to go out and get a real job.
You talkin’ to me? YOU talkin’ to ME?
After a good run on Adam’s Family, Thing had to take a job as a bathroom attendant to make ends meet
The new third generation multi-function bidet is equipped with a voice command device and gives hand jobs.
A-OK!
All set on my end.
well, i was concerned about the quantity of flour…
Not again. I already fed you!
Seriously, this is getting out of hand.
I know. I heard you the first time, put the seat down. I got it.
Steve wasn’t too sure about the new at-home proctology exam.
And they say that the gators in the New York sewers were bad…
For the last time, NOBODY digests corn!
sH&% hAPPENS!
“C” I TOLD U IT WASN’T CORN
Think about it. Car pooling has to be a better option.
If Today’s Army was as covert as Today’s Army Doctors we would win Afganistan.
“I expected better from a Catholic priest’s toilet.”
New airline security guidelines for a proper anal drug search have been implemented globally.
“No, I’m not impressed with the turd puller.”
“..yea, but where’s my 24 golf balls?”
“I feel so used.”
IDIOT! I said I needed to fix my wife’s FLAPPER, not her CRAPPER!
Hmm… I don’t remember eatting that.
Gee, I wonder where that came from?
Marge, the alien’s trying to escape again !!
Edna’s teleportation coordinates were wrong again…
The “Potty Hand” was a big seller around April Fool’s Day.
Archie was beginning to regret buying “the toilet that scrubs itself”.
and don’t come back mverno@roadrunner.com
Well, I took the challenge. I’m now a believer in Activa.
Even after ten years off the force, Ed never lived down his nick name: Trooper Cooper-super duper pooper scooper.
Keep diving, this time hit the wishing well at the main street park!
I knew I couldn’t have lost my wallet all those times!
Don’t tell him what’s clogging it, just tell the plumber to come quick..
Honey bring the plunger…the BIG plunger.
I should have known once the kid’s lost interest I would end up feeding and taking care of it.
After the initial shock wore off Gary kind of warmed up to the idea.
“No, it’s not OK! I’ll keep peeing in the sink until you’re gone from here. “
“Everything is goin’ great, I’m gonna ask her when I go back out…hey? Where’s the ring?”.
Well dude, I have good news and bad news. Good news? Our blind dates are here, and they are SMOKING HOT!. Bad news? There’s no way I’m helping you out of there now, so I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to flush you!
Honey, the Cousteaus would like to borrow a cup of sugar.
So..It’s supposed to be like a Bidet…right?
“I HATE second floor apartments!”
Well, if I was Quick Draw McGraw I’d ask, “Hey, Babalooey, Are You Alright?
There is a hand sticking out of my toilet and making an “ok” sign, this makes me angry so I am yelling. Also I am wearing clown shoes.
George took being a sycophant to the extreme.
Boy you telemarketing people are really getting on my nerves
I really have to pee.
I can’t wait to go the the bathroom.
Dear Mr. Revered Artist, Since I sometimes skip a week, I’m throwing in an extra one this week. Ha! Try and stop me!
“Hey babe! How’s that waterproof mascara testing out?”
“Thing, are you playing hide-n-seek again with cousin It?”
“Let me guess – you found the source of the leak?”
“…and you say that you’ll save a bundle with this in-home scuba certification kit, right?”
“Now do you understand when I tell you the plunger’s too small?”
“Aren’t you glad we didn’t install one of those toilets that automatically flush by motion-sensor?”
You must have misunderstood, I didn’t say to save endangered feces.
Very clever sweetheart, if I had not turned on the lights, you would have won “Ultimate Goose-off”.
“I’m never eating Chinese food again!”
“Hurry up Aqau man I have to drop a deuce!”
“Hurry up Aqua Man!!! I’m prairie doggin’ it!”
It was good for me too.
No anal probe today… You’re welcome!
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His marriage was in the dumps, but at least he got the ring back.
Greg was just relieved to pass his new take home colonoscopy.
Needless to say, Jack’s wife was in the toilet.
That, my friend, is a ceramic defactorium.
“Enough already from the peanut gallery!”
“What the . . .! I’ve seen the hand come out of the candy bowl at Halloween, but never the toilet.”
“There, I washed my hands. Satisfied?”
“What is this? They now make toilets that use sign language?”
“What do you think? Did I brush well enough tonight?”
“OK, OK, sit tight. I’ll send her in next.”
Hey Jon! Heard the news? Mobile Phones 18 times more harmful than a toilet handle flush. Hee…Haw!
In this one gesture Todd was able to sum up his frustration in life with his desire to overcome it, AND grossing out his roommate at the same time.
“Yes I know. Employees must wash hands before returning to work.”
No, it’s not gold, it’s just a piece of the candy wrapper.
The New “Morning After” STD Toilet-Just For Men!
It would be much easier if you came through the door like everyone else.
No I am NOT going to recycle that!
When she sits down you reach up and goose her OK?
see you do pick on me!
As a decendant of the Adams family I felt like I had to take care of “thing” but this is rediculas
“I’ve seen that ‘Lady of the Lake’ bit in King Arthur. There’s no way I’m surrendering my “sword” to you!”
“You give that PSA,’Not looking for a hand up, just a hand’, a whole new meaning!”
“All right, all right. So how do we patent this? ‘Handi-Wipe’ is already taken!”
“Those determined Chinese and their high-powered metal detectors… They just do not quit digging till they find what they are looking for.
You missed a spot.
No, I will not give you a High 5.
Oh, Now that’s handy.
“Just what I need, a disembodied Aussie jewel-polisher who greets my ass with a cheery ‘Bi-Day’!”
Obamas socialist agenda has gone too far free goverment ass wipes seriously!
“It’s so insulting when you tell me I look good – we both know you’re not even looking.”
Hey Helen! Is this the latest in Handi-Wipes?
Honey, when did your gynecologist start making house calls?
You really need to stop playing super toilet bowl man, i am thinking you are over doing it.
“I’m ok.” “I got Nemo.”
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Is this possible?
Movie star assistant job hazard #12. Clearing area of paparazzi.
‘Shake your hands with the best I’d chosen and then eliminate your captions. – By Order’
A turd in hand is worth two in the bush.
Damn it Fred, if you’re going to kill yourself, just do it! Cut out the theatrics!
Yeah, yeah, you’re the best plumber in the world! Get over it!
So you found Bin Laden AND the Tidy Bowl Man! Biiiiiig deal!!!!
“That’s great news Mr. Gingrich, and tell Sen. Weiner we’re glad to see you both have your campaigns back where they belong”!