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“Not Quite Nude” Cartoon Caption Contest
I like their style.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (The contest your cousin, the one who eats hair because he just plain likes the taste of it, warned you about.)
- Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) (Check out all the winners of the caption contest.)
- You are allowed FIVE submissions.
- I will accept entries until midnight, Sunday, August 8th, 2010.
- I’ll select five finalists, which will be voted on starting right around noon Monday, August 9th, 2010.
- That’s it!
Here’s your chance to vote on last week’s “Potty Hand” contest. (Actually, it’s your duty as a citizen of the planet Earth – really, go look it up.)
Where else has that hand been?
Time to vote for your favorite "Potty Hand" caption.
- "It would be much easier if you came through the door like everyone else."- Larry (40%, 53 Votes)
- "Bob, You need to leave. I’m pretty sure that the restraining order covers this, too." - Mary Lynne Turner (30%, 40 Votes)
- Edna’s teleportation coordinates were wrong again… - Rick R. (16%, 21 Votes)
- Dennis is shocked to learn he had lost a contact. - Qwerty (10%, 13 Votes)
- As John became further detached from reality, his visions of external acceptance took on a more peculiar form. - Donna (4%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 134
Loading ...There are two winners to present this week.
The first is K, who won the runoff for the “Poodle Ram” contest.
Simply smashing, K!
The second is Lindsey, who won the “Bear Stands” contest – and it was on her first attempt (I believe that is a first).
Nicely done, Lindsey!
T-SHIRTS ARE NOW AVAILABLE! Hail Satan and all of his minions! I’ve created a swell new t-shirt, with the help of Adobe CS3 and the folks at CafePress. If you’ve won the contest, have been a finalist, OR, if you’ve submitted at least 20 captions over the past 6 months, I can create a customized shirt for you. (If you have a preference for another product, say a coffee mug, or a hat, or maybe you fancy bazookas or other types of field artillery, I can have CafePress plaster my cartoons with your logos on them as well – except maybe the weapons, I have to check on that.) Just send the cartoon by contest name, your caption and full name to: splendidmarbles at gmail dot com.
Here’s a shot of the shirt:
No country club will deny you entry now!
CLICK HERE if you would like one of your very own (there are two more styles available and some designs I came up with a little while back, just click “Back to Shop” on the link.) By the way, the sign on the yard says: Splendid Marbles / inquire within.
And, check out more cartoons and the winners of the caption contest in the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Gallery.
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Here’s this week’s cartoon again:
I think they used to live in my old building.
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“So, Mike, I’m guessing your wife threw all your clothes out the window, too!”
Can’t believe you’re wearing that, Fred. It’s not duck season.
“I’m pretty sure PETA is okay with this”
“Yeah, budget cuts have hit the hospitals pretty hard. You going to radiology too?”
My wife said this tanning salon was completely organic.
This happens every time I nap on the rooftop.
“I’m not much of a ‘Down’ person. I prefer real fur.”
My therapist told me to abandon anything that could trigger stressful memories.
Why yes, they are real.
“I did try the duck feathers, Fred, but I really think this new fur-covered bathing suit is the most comfortable!”
“When does the hazing end?”
1,2,3 switch!
“Let’s hope no dogs get on the elevator.”
Its not easy being a slave to fashion trends.
I’m not sure which is worse, getting clawed or goosed.
“Poor George got stuck with a lobster”
This year’s New York Fashion Week will focus on the next big trend: “The 21st-Century Codpiece—Get It & Pet It!”
I’m getting a cat scan while your getting goosed?
“Want to share a taxi?”
The invitation said ” Costume party” I thought I was being original
up or down? No back and front!
Up or Down? No Back and front!
“This gives new meaning to the concept of stuffed animals, eh, Trey!”
“Hey, Stan, any idea why Noah asked us each to bring a pair of animals to his pool party?”
The newspaper said Biblical scholars are waiting with bated breath for the fig leaf replacement.
I don’t know about you, but I’m getting pretty tired of these theme parties!
Remember when toga parties were considered wild?
Tarzan never had PETA to deal with…!
Is there a litter box on this floor?
Do you think that feathers would be more becoming on me than fur?
I know I asked if your girl-friend had a sister but I’m beginning to question my judgement!
Would you believe Doug tried to get in with a pair of decoys?
You know, they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Nice pecker ya got there.
I’m ok with the fact that we’re the only ones that lost at strip poker, but we should have passed on that game of Twister.
So, you still want to be an extra in Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator” music video remake?
That guy’s a tough bargainer but we DID get the goose that lays the golden egg.
“I’m glad I didn’t wear my ducks. That would have been awkward.”
Maybe we can set up a play date.
“With built in purr-bo I get a full body massage with a wave of my hand. How are your honkers?”
Hope I don’t look silly…My dress ducks are still at the vet
It’s a deal. I won’t do a goose joke and you won’t do a pus…I mean cat joke.
By the way, how does one push the buttons?
Never mind where I keep my wallet.
“Skunks aye? At least your date wasn’t wearing porcupine mini.”
hey joe, i see you finally got that pussy you all ways wanted nice job.
Ironically, casual Fridays at P.E.T.A. headquarters were anything but ethical.
will you tell your duck to quit eye balling my pussy cat.
For crying out loud Larry, nobody wears “Winter Geese” in the summer!
i am not looking foreword to tomorrow, because it is normal cloths day.
you know this might be a problem for casual fridays with the rest of the co workers.
Frankly, I’d prefer goosing to catstration!
In a San Francisco elevator BIRDS OF A FEATHER don’t flock together.
I’m just going to assume I forgot to take my pills again.
Never thought a PETA job interview would go like this.
I love this nudist resort.. Not only do you get to walk around nude you get free pussy too!
“Something to tell the grand-kids right Fred!”
“With those fig leaves we could have only had one.”
“Allergic to down? That sucks for you.”
“I’ve got the cats in the cradle but John down in 4b has the silver spoon.”
Going down?
“Man,you`ve got one hell of a Pecker there.”
Remind me again why we keep coming to Vegas!!
“Just our luck for the fire alarm to go off while we`re trying on these novelty Willy Warmers.”
you have nothing to hide
Remember, when you meet my friend with the the little hamsters, try not to stare or laugh.
“Hey pal, my eyes are up here.”
Yeah Steve, I tried that, but the Goosebumps were getting too much for me to handle!
The upkeep on the poodles was just too much of a hassle.
I know, but the beavers just gave off the wrong impression.
Did you see George’s snakes? Too obvious if you ask me.
I can’t wait for deer season – I’ll finally have somewhere to put my keys.
Okay, fine. You win. No more office pool bets.
“An animal husbandry course for $50 bucks? …well what did you expect?”
“Last time a play poker with a vet!”
No, I won’t “Take a gander”!
Looking back, the building’s rental agency regretted the 5 year lease to the veterinarian nudist.
“Wait till you see Dean…he’s wearing jockeys!!”
..then we had the great idea to combine twin pet lovers week with nudist week!
Quakers & Daffy both regretted leaving the country pond for the big city.
Everything was working out splendidly until the elevator stopped on floor 3 where catnip and stale crackers are sold.
“Does this tortoiseshell make my ass look big?”
Animals Anonymous was working out great for Pete-he was down to two quacks a day.
Gee larry, why are you “feeling down” today…
Once our movement catches on we will need a larger room for our meetings!
“You’re wearing ducks today, I assume you’re going… down?”
“I’m a what, well… you’re a quack!”
“The word is a famous cartoonist used to live here.”
I agree, this is the most practical solution to minimize the negative effects on septic systems generated by lint from washing machines.
MONTHLY DUCK & COVER DRILL
“Hello Literal Larry”
“If I could flip a coin I could press the button. Now, say the secret word, win $200 dollars”
Nice. 3G?
“Going up?”
I love dress up Fridays!
Let me guess, your wife got it at Walmart.
I was totally looking at that one!
“I got my raft at Target. How about you?”
I don’t think this is what Noah had in mind.
“Do you think they will allow us into the restaurant dressed like this?”
“I’m headed to a bachelorette party, how about you?”
“That chic from the Eye Candy Lounge said it was a mascarade party. I don’t know why she gave us these to wear. What do they mascarade?”
“The boss has taken this ‘Christmas in July’ pary to far! Did you bring a white elephant gift?”
I’m never going drinking with you again !!
Okay, confession time. This fetish party we’re doing? It involves just a LITTLE more than wearing them…
Wow! I never noticed before how big your forehead is!
Man! When the IRS takes you to the cleaners, they REALLY take you to the cleaners!
You just get divorced too?
Next time on “The New Adventures of Adam and Steve”…
At least you didn’t end up with crabs!
Hey, do you think anyone noticed?
I love casual Fur-days.
“You must be Canadian?!”
“Are you SURE you don’t want to wait for the next car?”
“I TOLD YOU THE SIGN READ “BUDDHIST COLONY” NOT “NUDIST COLONY”, BUT DO YOU LISTEN??!!!!
Who are you trying to impress? Last week you were sporting a couple of canaries!
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“Did you see Debbie’s new beavers? I didn’t know they were Veschi.”
Every button? You had to hit every button?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA!
“named yours yet?”
“I forgot about the leash law.”
“The purr gets me every time.”
“Mating season can be a problem.”
“Ducks are so masculine.”
“Adam and Eve don’t have anything on us, Adam.”
Shall we try using those leaves?
“I should have gotten a duck instead of a pussy”
I’m jealous, your’s can be used as a flotation device.
“Drawing us like this – don’t you think we should be concerned about Greg’s state of mind?”
“These come with a 9-lives warranty.”
“Just between you and me, I think an ‘out-of-order’ sign would work just as well.”
“We’re starting off on the ground floor, we’ve got a novel idea… there’s nowhere else to go from here but up, right?”
Your pecker has no protective gear on. For safetie’s sake, keep it away from my pussy.
“Frankly, I am not surprised that neither of us made it to the next round of ‘American Idol’ – the judging has gone to hell.”
You really quack me up.
Darn conservatives. I hate being an example for the new sex education lectures.
I’ve been participating in flash mobs ever since the rug love mob last June.
I’m stripping for female stag parties to pay my way through college.
“Ah Steve come on! I told you not to steal my costume idea!?” Steve: “What!? I didn’t, you have ducks and I have cats!”
I wish they came with belt loops.
Are they genuine Peeking Ducks?
or
Did you call that discount escort service too?
…and that’s how I defeated Dr. Boggle. Don’t worry citizen, the nude gas will eventually wear off.
One in the hand or two in the bush – we got it covered.
I see you only buy American too…
I see your dressed for fowl weather
Weren’t you sporting a pair of canaries just last week?
Looks like we’re in the catbird seat today, huh?
Cheer up. They can’t give you Down Syndrome.
I’m an animal wrongs activist. You?
I believe 17 is the goose floor.
Next time I’m getting the hands-free style!
I’ve heard vertical stripes make you look taller and thinner. What do you think?
I could use MY nose to push the button, but YOURS is bigger.
You should see what happens when my wife sprinkles catnip on me!
“Do these make my butt look big?”
“..no? ok, i guess birds of a feather and all that..”
This green clothing is great. You just have to keep it fed but boy, does my hand get tired.
Is.. Is this legal?
Ok, when we get to the lobby, you run out first..
I’m pretty sure this is covered under the 1st ammendment!
Uh, you might wanna go change. It’s duck hunting season!
Look on the bright side, at least the lobby is clear.
So you got goosed… I have some pu–y!
What else can you do when you lose your clothes in the bushes?
Good morning Ralph….. how was your date last night?
If I fart do you think they will know I did it?
Glad they ran out of porcupines.
“I swear it wasn’t me, it’s this old elevator with the rusty breaks! STOP looking at me like that!”
“Man, this hotel party is going to be awesome! I know I came prepared. But, how to say this gently, I don’t think the answering machine said, ‘Ducks.’”
“Don’t look at me like that. You started it with your whole, ‘Let’s super-glue the cats to him while he’s asleep’ thing.”
“I feel bad for Bob. Elephants, for Chrissake!”
Don’t kid yourself. You know sparrows would have sufficed.
“Well, Tom back there is a Sphynx and Jerry is a Shorthair.”
Finally got me some pussy.
Well fuckaduck.
“I guess we know who’s donning the big bird and who’s sporting the little pussy!”
“Wild party, huh?”
“What floor?”
“…awkward…”
“May I have my geese back?”
“Is it a bad time to ask for a raise?”
I hear these are the latest in pool floats. It’s great they come free with the room.
It wasn’t me!
Do you think they will consider this Cruelty to Animals?
Excuse me you want to switch? These cats think these are two yarn balls.
My old lady feels Whiskers should get to know Me on a more personal level.
Do you think this cat matches my skin tone?
I’m going upstairs to take a catnap.
Nice Pussy
“This is the last time I vacation on the island of Dr. Moreau!”
I need a bigger pussy.
“That’s what I love about these temp jobs…it’s always something different!”
“Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Al Gore?”
I’ll bet you’re just dying to make a quack about my pussy.
These look better than fig leaves any day!
Let’s see Lady Gaga trying to top this…
“Puss.”
“Duck you!”
“I lost the gerbil.”
Do you wanna pet it?
“Going down?”
Hey, you got an extra rubber?
Well, You are what you eat.
Yes! Dear, I know we were here to play DUCK DUCK GOOSE, but can’t a man want KITTY every so often?
Pet friendly hotels. Gotta’ love ‘em.
You wanna’ push the button?
Lost your luggage too?
Heading for the buffet?
Thank goodness we don’t have to wear a name tag!
You’d better hope they don’t decide to fly south for the winter.
I have an itch.
Imagine if we had to take the stairs.
I would like to exchange links with your site splendidmarbles.com
Is this possible?
do you think we should hit a meeting before we go out ?
are you kidding me?….who wears ducks after labor day?
nice duck jim.
well… this is awkward…