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“Black Lagoon” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (The contest your nephew, the one who eats rocks because he just plain likes the taste of them, warned you about.) (By the way, the rules are pretty damn simple; just read the pleasant [...]

“Camel Tub” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the extra fine Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and that, folks, is all that needs to be said. Enjoy. (By the way, the rules are pretty damn simple; just read the pleasant words typed below.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you [...]

“The Birdhouse” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the super fantastic Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your cat, the one who beats you at chess, checkers and The Game of Life, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the [...]

“Menthol Heaven” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the marvelous and simply mad Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your neighbor, the one who wears leather chaps to the beach every summer weekend, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of [...]

“Hot Seat” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the most excellent Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your prize-winning unicorn, the one who only drinks Boodles gin, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and [...]

“Jail Rat” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (That’s right, I’m talkin’ to you, New Yorker magazine – has anyone seen my meds?)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could [...]

“Gym Cowboys” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the most excellent Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The one that beats all other caption contests in the known and unknown universe hands down – and that includes the one by the New Yorker, of course.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and [...]

“Must Clean” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the one and only Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your sister-in-law, the one who hoards poisonous, but colorful lizards , warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your [...]

“Not Quite Nude” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (The contest your cousin, the one who eats hair because he just plain likes the taste of it, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a [...]

“Potty Hand” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the just plain bitchin’ Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your brother-in-law, the one who flosses with Lincoln Logs, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and [...]

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