The 99th Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the 99th Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. This contest rocks, and so do all of you. Enjoy. I am planning something special for the 100th Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, which will start on Monday, December 14th, 2010. (By the way, the rules are pretty damn simple; just read the pleasant words typed [...]

Easter Island Homes Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the marvelous and simply mad Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your neighbor, the one who wears leather chaps while polishing his pink plastic flamingo yard ornaments, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed [...]

“Ballroom Driving” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the most excellent Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The one that beats all other caption contests in the known and unknown universe hands down – and that includes the one by the New Yorker, of course.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and [...]

“Chicken Stretch” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the one and only Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your sister-in-law, the one who wears all of her clothes all of the time , warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of [...]

“Magic Pass” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (That’s right, I’m talkin’ to you, New Yorker magazine – has anyone seen my meds?)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could [...]

“Black Lagoon” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (The contest your nephew, the one who eats rocks because he just plain likes the taste of them, warned you about.) (By the way, the rules are pretty damn simple; just read the pleasant [...]

“Camel Tub” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the extra fine Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and that, folks, is all that needs to be said. Enjoy. (By the way, the rules are pretty damn simple; just read the pleasant words typed below.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you [...]

“The Birdhouse” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the super fantastic Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your cat, the one who beats you at chess, checkers and The Game of Life, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the [...]

“Menthol Heaven” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the marvelous and simply mad Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your neighbor, the one who wears leather chaps to the beach every summer weekend, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of [...]

“Hot Seat” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the most excellent Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your prize-winning unicorn, the one who only drinks Boodles gin, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and [...]