“Desert Alien” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the one and only Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your aunt, the one who’s convinced her big toes are conspiring against her, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, [...]

“Devil Date” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the completely fantastic and thoroughly superb Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

Plunger Bar Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery [...]

Plunger Bar – A New Cartoon

It’s Wednesday, and I’ve got a new cartoon for you. (Image after jump.) This one is definitely a lowbrow creation, but I simply could not help myself. I hope that you enjoy it, and that you add your own caption in the comment section. (Or just leave a brief thought or simple Haiku.)
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Tin Man Cartoon Caption Contest

It’s Monday, time for a brand new Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (Cartoon after jump.) Please type a witty caption (you are allowed two submissions) and place it in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, April 17th, [...]

Time to Vote for the Winning Cartoon Caption!

After a few drinks, many raucous laughs and a prolonged bout of shouting and ceramic-poodle-tossing, the editorial staff and I narrowed the list of captions submitted this week to five. (Cartoon with finalists’ captions after jump.) This cartoon was a bit more challenging, in my humble opinion at least, than last week’s. But everyone rose [...]

Alien Bar Fight Cartoon Caption Contest

This cartoon will probably keep me out of the children’s literature industry for good – not that I had high hopes of striking gold by spinning morally uplifting stories for tykes. (Image after jump.) But hey, this is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the subject matter, although neither laced with profanity nor oozing [...]