Family Dragon Cartoon Caption Contest

It’s Monday, and I’ve got a new cartoon that is sitting patiently, waiting for just the right caption. This cartoon desperately needs your help!
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you [...]

Time to Vote for the Winning Cartoon Caption!

After a few drinks, many raucous laughs and a prolonged bout of shouting and ceramic-poodle-tossing, the editorial staff and I narrowed the list of captions submitted this week to five. (Cartoon with finalists’ captions after jump.) This cartoon was a bit more challenging, in my humble opinion at least, than last week’s. But everyone rose [...]

Alien Bar Fight Cartoon Caption Contest

This cartoon will probably keep me out of the children’s literature industry for good – not that I had high hopes of striking gold by spinning morally uplifting stories for tykes. (Image after jump.) But hey, this is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the subject matter, although neither laced with profanity nor oozing [...]