“Bad Fruit” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the super fine and thoroughly swell Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

Turret House Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery [...]

Human Projectiles Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

“Shotgun Baby” Cartoon Caption Contest

I hope you’re ready to unleash your warped sense of humor today. I’ve got another new cartoon that is in dire need of a snappy caption.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email [...]

Silencers Please – A New Cartoon

Wednesday. New cartoon. Check it out. (Image after jump.) Ok, a little explanation must accompany this one. It’s a well-known fact – to me at least – that our society is traveling in the express lane on the road to barbarism. Earlier this year a disturbing story was released about a 29-year old creature that [...]

Stay Alert! – A New Cartoon

I have a smashing new cartoon for you today. (Image after jump.) This one is the result of a long-ass trip to North Carolina a few weeks back. It was an eleven hour drive to Greensboro, our final destination, and along the way I saw a number of odd, if not alarming, highway signs. So, [...]

Turret House – A Smashing New Cartoon

Welcome to Wednesday. Let me correct myself: welcome to Splendid Marbles Wednesday. If you haven’t been to Splendid Marbles on a Wednesday before, I hope you enjoy touring the site ( stop in at the caption contest ) and that you get a kick out of my latest cartoon. I post smashing new cartoons EVERY [...]

Your Last Chance to Vote for the Best Giant Gun Cartoon Caption

No one voted in the giant gun cartoon contest from two weeks ago – which means the $10 prize is still up for grabs. To vote, leave a comment signifying the number of your favorite caption – the polls will be open all week (until midnight, Friday, Feb. 6.)
Here are the five finalists:
1. “It’s for [...]