“Chicken Stretch” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the one and only Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your sister-in-law, the one who wears all of her clothes all of the time , warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of [...]

Banana Blender Caption Contest

I hope you’re ready to unleash your savage wit today. I’ve got a new cartoon that is in desperate need of a saucy caption.
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and [...]

Stay Alert! – A New Cartoon

I have a smashing new cartoon for you today. (Image after jump.) This one is the result of a long-ass trip to North Carolina a few weeks back. It was an eleven hour drive to Greensboro, our final destination, and along the way I saw a number of odd, if not alarming, highway signs. So, [...]

Jesus Speeds Cartoon Caption Contest

It’s Monday, time for a brand new Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (Cartoon after jump.) Please type a clever caption (you are allowed two submissions) and place it in the comment section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a $10 cash prize. I will accept entries until midnight, Friday, March 27th, [...]