Kim fails to launch.

4.06.09- Despite Kim Jong-il’s failed attempt to launch a satellite, he was praised by the brave puppets that surround him. He decided to order another case of single malt scotch and settled in to watch a John Wayne marathon – as millions of North Koreans go without food. (Rock on Kim!)

Kim Scotch-il

News Flash: International Cooperation Pays

The hottest game show on the international scene, “Where’s
My Nuke?”, featured a feisty contestant named Kim Jong il this
week. He is known for his fondness of scotch, American
movies, and fast, luxurious automobiles. On Tuesday, he chose
to strike a deal with the game’s team of hosts- the United States
and its partners (China, Russia, [...]

Mr. Kim

The Crazy Uncle

It seems someone wants a little attention for all of the hard work he’s done. Driving a nation into the ground is a difficult task. There are gulags to run, political opponents to murder, and all hints of a better life outside of North Korea to be suppressed. And all [...]