“Black Lagoon” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest – the one that kicks the New Yorker’s ass each and every week. (The contest your nephew, the one who eats rocks because he just plain likes the taste of them, warned you about.) (By the way, the rules are pretty damn simple; just read the pleasant [...]

“Beware of…” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the one and only Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your uncle, the one who sings opera at the morgue, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption [...]

“Le Snack Hole” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the fabulous Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest. (The contest your cousin, the one who thinks sniffing glue improves long-term memory, warned you about.)

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and [...]

“Naughty Kong” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the incredibly fabulous Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption contest winners.) [...]

“Frankenatra” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the famous, super-excellent Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest- so kneel (please).

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

Van Trouble Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

Giant Eye Cartoon Caption Contest

I’m a bit late this week, but I have delivered a new cartoon that needs some seasoning, in the form of a witty caption. (Image after jump.)
This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email [...]

Kong Must Go! – A New Cartoon

It’s Wednesday, and I am good to my word – I have a new cartoon to show you. This one is a bit on the crude side; I sincerely hope you don’t mind. (Image after jump.) I’ve often wondered – often may not be the right word, forgive me – about what the practical implications [...]

Monster Chat Cartoon Caption Contest

Let me start by saying: Microsoft sucks Eric Cartman’s bulbous ass. I had a clever opening paragraph all ready to go in order to make my Monday cartoon caption contest announcement sizzle and pop, and Word crashed on me before I had a chance to save it. Sigh. My words of wit are no more; [...]