“Reaper Baby” Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the extremely famous, highly excellent Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you could win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of caption [...]

Human Projectiles Cartoon Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

Funeral Theater Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

Couch Potato Trap Caption Contest

This is the Splendid Marbles Cartoon Caption Contest, and the rules are pretty simple.

Type a clever caption and place it in the comments section, along with a valid email address, and you win a signed copy of the cartoon, with your caption and name attached (and you’ll be added to the Splendid Marbles gallery of [...]

ATM for the Bereaved – A New Cartoon

It’s Wednesday again, time for a slightly warped cartoon. (Image after jump.) I think that this one would have made Charles Addams proud (he is my hero as far as cartoonists are concerned). I hope that you find it enjoyable, if not slightly disturbing. Please leave a comment, or a caption, if you think that [...]

Funeral Theater – A New Cartoon

Happy Wednesday to all! I’ve got a new cartoon for you that’s sure to grant me an extra-special space in Hell (that’s my hope at least – I’ve seen alarming images of those begging way too hard go to Heaven, and I just have to make sure that I’m as far away from them as [...]

Devoted Fan – A New Cartoon

It’s Wednesday, and I have a new cartoon for you. This one is the second in my Cemetery Series. (Image after jump.) What can I say? Charles Addams is my favorite cartoonist – and my goal is to be as talented as he was (I think I have the morbid part down).
Anyway, I think [...]

Prick Stone – A Cartoon

I was at a funeral a few months ago, which led to a visit to a cemetery. (Cartoon after jump.) As the coffin was lowered into the ground, I looked around at the neighborhood that this newly deceased body was about to enter, and I was struck by how ridiculously large some of the headstones [...]