Kim fails to launch.

4.06.09- Despite Kim Jong-il’s failed attempt to launch a satellite, he was praised by the brave puppets that surround him. He decided to order another case of single malt scotch and settled in to watch a John Wayne marathon – as millions of North Koreans go without food. (Rock on Kim!)

Oh Vladimir!- Article recommendation by Greg Strid

Oh Vladimir, why are you causing such confusion and
panic in the halls of western capitals- especially
Washington D.C.? His show of force against the tiny
nation of Georgia is ruining the vacations of many
presidents and prime ministers. “How rude of him,
what a nasty former spy he is!”, they are saying from
the South of France to the brush [...]

Kim Scotch-il

News Flash: International Cooperation Pays

The hottest game show on the international scene, “Where’s
My Nuke?”, featured a feisty contestant named Kim Jong il this
week. He is known for his fondness of scotch, American
movies, and fast, luxurious automobiles. On Tuesday, he chose
to strike a deal with the game’s team of hosts- the United States
and its partners (China, Russia, [...]

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Mr. Kim

The new Japan

A week after Shinzo Abe, Japan’s new prime minister, was elected by a two-
thirds majority in the lower house of parliament, North Korea announced that
it would carry out a nuclear weapons test. Abe’s response to the latest
irrational utterance from the warped kingdom of Mr. Kim was very firm;
this would be considered an unforgivable act, [...]

Another Divide

President Jacques Chiraq of France implied on Monday that Iran would not
have to halt nuclear activities until negotiations with the Security Council
started. This revelation surfaced during an interview on a European radio
station.
The official position of the six powers (the permanent members of the Security
Council + Germany) is that Iran must freeze uranium enrichment before [...]

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