Bush’s War on Lima Beans

Please Mr. President, explain the merits of lima beans. Why can’t I have another vegetable, one that’s tastier and more texturally pleasing? Why does it have to be nasty lima beans?
As for Iraq, what is this job we need to finish? Is it one of the following?
Fighting the spread of Islamic [...]

Dickspeak

Has everyone tossed away their American Heritage, Oxford and Webster dictionaries?
I hope the answer is yes, because the big, swingin’ VP has just launched his very own Dick-tion-ary to satisfy the non-curious viewers of Fox News, as well as the trouble-making readers of liberal rags such as the New York Times, LA Times, Chicago Tribune, [...]

Elephants

Skeletal parasol

Fireworks

The Crazy Uncle

It seems someone wants a little attention for all of the hard work he’s done. Driving a nation into the ground is a difficult task. There are gulags to run, political opponents to murder, and all hints of a better life outside of North Korea to be suppressed. And all [...]

The warheads

Implied deadlines

The G-8 leaders huddled together and demanded a response to the offer made to the Islamic Republic of Iran concerning their unpopular nuclear enrichment activities. The US has been working hard since the beginning of the year to rally the security council in order to impose sanctions on Iran. The current proposal consists mainly of [...]

Bring ‘em on